I gambled a fart and lost at work. I have 5 hours of work to

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2016-09-07 05:54:50 Post No. 17541516
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Anonymous 2016-09-07 05:54:50 Post No. 17541516 [Report]

I gambled a fart and lost at work. I have 5 hours of work to go, no change of underwear, and the shit on them is literally liquid. No chance to rinse them.

What do I do?

Anonymous 2016-09-07 06:07:24 Post No.17541543
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Anonymous 2016-09-07 06:07:24 Post No.17541543 [Report]

>>17541516
Tell your boss you shit your pants

The fuck is he gonna say? You have to stay?

He will let you go home and probably think you're a retard but at least you aren't wearing poopy pants for 5 hours

Anonymous 2016-09-07 06:22:14 Post No.17541575
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Anonymous 2016-09-07 06:22:14 Post No.17541575 [Report]

>>17541543
I threw my underwear to the trash and just go commando for the rest of the day.

Anonymous 2016-09-07 06:25:07 Post No.17541583
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Anonymous 2016-09-07 06:25:07 Post No.17541583 [Report]

>>17541575
this if you want to keep it a secret
>>17541543
this if you want to be conferrable
>i would just tell your supervisor you had an accident and need to go home, but you'll be back

Anonymous 2016-09-07 06:59:39 Post No.17541667
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Anonymous 2016-09-07 06:59:39 Post No.17541667 [Report]

>>17541583
It's 20 minutes' drive home and 20 back, and I don't want to explain my family that I shit myself, even could I explain it to the shift supervisor. Nah, less comfortable than being uncovered.

Anonymous 2016-09-07 07:02:30 Post No.17541675
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Anonymous 2016-09-07 07:02:30 Post No.17541675 [Report]

take them off and wipe your pants with soap. throw them away if u gotta. no smell and ur good

Anonymous 2016-09-07 12:58:41 Post No.17542389
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Anonymous 2016-09-07 12:58:41 Post No.17542389 [Report]

>>17541575
This is your best bet.

I gambled a fart and lost at work. I have 5 hours of work to

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