>-Long- dryspell
>Currently on holiday sharing a room with my sis
>She always loiters around me
>Therefore can't fap
>In an isolated as hell area, feels like there's only pensioners and mountain views.
So basically I need to get some space to fucking beat the meat. I can't even use the bathroom because its right next to the kitchen.
She's literally loitering around me right now and whenever I go from one room to the other she'll follow within a minute or two.
Cheers adv.
Also feel free to actually make this a QTDDTOT
>>17534866
Morning in the shower
>>17534934
Might try and wake up before my sister and crank one out whilst she's showering.
Cause I can't fap on my feet without porn.
How do you settle for a girl?
One girl I know is ridiculously beautiful, not that bright but very kind and loving, another is amazing to talk to, we share the same interests and have the same type of humor, a third one is very formal, she just oozes style and I find her to be such a cool and comfortable person to be around.
How are you supposed to settle for one girl when there's so many girls out there? This loneliness is driving me insane.
I think I might have schizophrenia, maybe.
>people often tell me I speak monotone, I don't emote much when I speak
>see things just to the side of my vision, kept seeing people at my old job
>hear people saying my name when it is quiet
>consistent fear of the dark and anything I cannot see, like some one is going to follow me and hurt me, even in my home
>don't really enjoy anything anymore, talking to people, video games, or even music
>haven't left the house to talk to people in months, only go to events because my family specifically asks me to
>feel empty all the time
Am I schizophrene? What do I do? I am going into the military in two months. I don't want to get kicked out, or put on a watch list.
>>17535187
You're probably not a schizo, a schizo is delusion, feels persecuted, and comes up with complex explanations for mundane events. For example
>my car keys are missing, my neighbors must have broken into my house while I was sleeping to hide them from me
>>17535083
I never found any girl I really liked and got along with. Even with my wife we just barely put up with each other long enough to get married.
>>17535218
There's more than one kind of delusion, anon.
>feeling like people are following or watching you
>disguising your thoughts in case someone can read your mind nearby
>feeling bugs on your skin, even when you cannot see them
>delusions of grandeur, feeling omnipotent or powerful
All of which I have felt, with varying degrees of intensity.