Hi adv, do you have any tricks for getting out of bed? I have

>>17534843
change your alarm tone to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg

One basic trick is to throw your phone or alarm across the room, so when it goes off in the morning you have to walk over to turn it off. Once you're up on your feet it's easier.

Also try drinking some water right when your alarm goes off.

>>17534843
Put your alarm on the desk.
As soon as you get up, hop into the shower. Then make the bed.
Write down a list of things you want to do each day and do them.

>>17534852
Waking up its not an issue, but actually getting out of bed to do stuff.

>>17534856
I've tried this and I'm way too lazy, I just let it ring

>>17534861
Get a really loud and obnoxious alarm tone. Trust me. It will work.

>>17534843
Okay OP, this is my full-proof trick that will get you out of bed, no fucking problem.

First thing you gotta do, is find some gay porn, like, the loudest, ball-slappingiest, over-the-top, gay porn you can lay your fingers on. Then, you gotta find that sweet spot - that spot where it's at it's loudest, and you gotta take the audio from that. Then, you set it as your alarm.

Now, this is pretty startling as it is. I tried this for a few days when I was a simple, wee, ball hair. To take this to the next level though, you have to leave your phone against the wall, or against your door, so that potentially, everyone can hear it.

I promise you, as soon as you hear Kyle grunting about how tight Todd's boipussi is, you will be out of bed and wide awake.

Mark my words.

first of all you better make sure that alarm is so loud it can shatter all the windows around the block. It must be so loud it can raise the dead from the grave and bring planes crashing from the sky. Humanity will once again cease to exist when the alarm goes off. A great white throne emerges form the ground as predicted by John the Apostle.

Then maybe, you have a chance of getting up from bed

>>17534891
>anon why do i hear men moaning outside your room every morning
>anon are you gay

>>17534900
But if you want to make sure you will really be able to get out of bed, you must turn up the jack on that darned motherfucking clock it will send pulses into space. The shock waves will generate so much energy all the water on earth gets pushed out of the atmosphere. The world will be set on fire as you begin to stir from your holy slumber. All of the oxygen on earth is sent towards the kepler belt at light speed. Anyone still alive after the first ring of the bell would instantly be cooked alive in the heat generated from the shock waves. God appears as a glowing entity on his throne with all his angels, but they soon realize that all of humanity is dead and already deep in hell. Planets with life forms light years away will pick up this monstrous sound and not only stir from their sleep, but also have whatever hearing systems present on them ripped into shreds as the blast of air is sent through the alien atmosphere. This sound will become the next definition of the apocalypse, and only this will only cause you to stir from your eon-long sleep.