why do girls always reject me for assholes? i look really handsome,

>>17533519
Because you are more concerned about who you should be rather than who you want to be.

>>17533522
i am an alpha male but women dont recognize it

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>>17533519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w

He's hotter and has a better theme song than you

Here is yours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

Some chicks like asshole cock. They're just retards that will be left after their man finds a more attractive girl. Try looking for more kind hearted girls. nice Anakin/Hayden pic btw

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>>17533529
>i am an alpha male but women dont recognize it

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I know right? Women are vapid degenerate whores who choose brainless, inferior men because they cannot appreciate how my ultimate supreme masculinity far exceeds that of these dime a dozen doe-eyed chads.

>>17533539
dont laugh at me. I am more superior than you

>>17533519
>aftershave
>designer clothes
Not my type. Probably not theirs either.

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>>17533529

>i am an alpha male but women dont recognize it

>>17533531

You, I like you

>>17533519
>i look really handsome,
you think you look handsome
>i wear designer clothes,
no one cares
>i only spray myself with the best aftershave,
again, no one cares about that shit
>and i am awfully polite
no you aren't, read you post again

you sound like a pathetic pussy

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>>17533557
Don't

>>17533545
do you not realize that a persons clothes reflects their wealth and therefore their supremacy in society? you women never have recognized true might, no wonder we stopped worshiping you in the caves.

>>17533570
this has to be bait

>i look really handsome
Okay
>i wear designer clothes
Don't care
>i only spray myself with the best aftershave
Don't care
>i am awfully polite
If you say so

>what am i doing wrong ladies
We want a guy who has more to offer than the above.

>i have given you chance after chance
You sure are kind and forgiving, oh great one.

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>>17533568

IT'S TOO LATE NOW

>>17533584
what do you want me to offer?

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>>17533519
you need to wait until they had their fun with the bad boys to have your turn op. pic related.

>>17533570
Assuming this isn't bait, clearly the clothes aren't doing you any favours.

>>17533570
If you are OP, I'm thinking maybe your misogyny and arrogance could be a problem.

This thread is obviously satire.

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>>17533543

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>>17533589
Girls are boring as fuck and mediocre at literally everything and vagina doesn't even feel as good as my hand

I really don't want anything to do with you

>>17533595
Intelligence, conversation, humor, kindness...

>>17533519
>i only spray myself with the best aftershave
oh god, my pussy

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>>17533519
>i wear designer clothes
>i spray myself with the best aftershave
>i am awfully polite
>they should be with me
>i keep seeing you with the same guy
>>17533529
>i am an alpha male, but women don't recognize it
>>17533543
>i am more superior than you

Jesus fuck, thank you. I had a very bad day, but now I'm better.

>>17533519

they dont get girls because they're assholes.

they're assholes because tehy get girls.

>>17533613
>intelligence

most guys they with are stupid

>conversation

most guys they get with do nothing but talk shit

>humor

maybe

>kindness

maybe


stop lying, and admit you are stupid

>>17533519
Women don't know what they want

>>17533628
>>17533613
Yeah this.

People tell me I'm a nice guy, people tell me I'm funny. I've had people ask why I am single, some of them are confused as to how. The truth is that I am kind of a prude with high standards, or at least used to be, which blew my chances in the past.

But I do see women going for the same idiot assholes all the time. They bitch and cry on facebook when their one guy won't commit. They ignore all the well meaning dudes because they aren't attracted to them.

It's fine if you are frustrated with your love life but I do get sick and tired when people say "I just want a nice person I can connect with, that makes me laugh and shares some of my values". No you fucking don't, you want somebody who you are insanely attracted to, that isn't a complete asshole to you and remains faithful to you. This is true of both men and women.

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>>17533754
Why commit when women have nothing to offer?

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>>17533759
They have something to offer that men want pretty badly.

I guess if you're gay or asexual it won't affect you.

Someone needs to unfriend OP using Unfriend.com

OP is a pretentious spoiled brat.

>>17533754
this was a bait thread but being serious for a second, i partially agree with you. women always say they want this and that but the guy they actually commit to rarely posses them qualities.

what we have to take into consideration is that there are many different factors as to why women often end up with assholes. guys often act completely different in front of their gf. im a bit of a dick in front of my guy friends but i act really kind and caring to a girl i am getting into.

How a persons partner reflects their social status has alot to do with the partner we choose. girls sometimes get with assholes because they are popular and therefore improve their social status. us guys are the same, we dont get with a fat girl because we dont want to look like a loser.

Also, as you said, the well meaning dudes may not be attractive and at the end of the day, physical attractiveness is arguably the most important aspect for initially having interest in someone. even if a girl had a great personality, i couldent go out with her if i didnt find her attractive.

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>>17533778
Vagina is good for like 2 minutes until I feel nothing and much rather jerk off

>>17533814
i feel the same way. i honestly think sex is the most over rated thing ever. if i jerk off, i can stop easily when i am about to cum and rest, and really build up alot of cum and have a great orgasm. i also dont have to worry about getting the other person off and i can kind of just chill on my own when i have finished.

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>>17533823
Its actually pretty great to know women don't have any sexual power over you

Sometimes when I'm seeing a girl I'll ask myself a question to see if I actually like them as a person or if I'm just using them for sex but lying to myself. I wonder, if they were just a friend, would I want to hang out with them? And more often than not the answer is no. Just wish I could fuck my ugly fat male friends and then lie next to them and talk about TNG. But I'm not attracted to them ffs.

>>17533799
>Also, as you said, the well meaning dudes may not be attractive and at the end of the day, physical attractiveness is arguably the most important aspect for initially having interest in someone. even if a girl had a great personality, i couldent go out with her if i didnt find her attractive.

I don't particularly disagree with anything else in your post and will not necessarily try to contradict you here, I just wanted to bring this back to my post for a second

>>17533754
>you want somebody who you are insanely attracted to
I said insanely attracted to, because I think he key word is "insanely". People who we find mildly attractive but are on the fence about overall, don't elicit the same response as those we feel very much drawn to. Many people I talk to, have a "type" or so they say, and the closer someone is to that type, the harder they pursue and the more effort they exert in making a relationship work out.

It could be that a girl doesn't mind dating you if you look OK, but you can't expect her to chase you unless you end up being her "type". Every once in a while I end up being a woman's "type" and she rapidly develops a crush on me. This could also be done by body language and other things but I'm not sure how important they are.

Some people will give you a shot if you're not a complete fuckwad and are presentable enough. But they won't necessarily chase you the way you would want and, well, I can't say anyone's wrong for giving up when they realize the person they are pursuing is just going along with the ride until something better pops up. I've had to give up on women more than once because of that.

>>17533814
how so?
im not meaning it as in you idiot why dont you like them, im just curious

Good chance this is bait, but here we go.

Most people cruise through life just going with whatever happens to them. This is especially true for females, they wait for YOU to ask them out; and while you're sulking in the background about how much of a supreme gentleman you are, others take action and the girl figures "why not, I'll give him a shot" and the more time passes with that person the more attached they become.

It's human nature, you need to be the catalyst for change. It's much like how so many people just sit there and wait to be invited to go out somewhere instead of being the one who makes the plans.

>>17533904
I literally get no pleasurable sensation on my penis inside of a vagina

Maybe she wasn't tight or hot enough who knows but it was pretty disappointing

>i'm a huge asshole
>the reason these whores won't fuck me is that they only fuck assholes

>>17533935
You won't get pleasurable sensations from your hand soon either if you keep death-gripping like that.

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>>17534688
I am pretty gentle with it unless I'm close

Too bad she wouldn't peg me, maybe she isn't the right girl for me

>>17533519
this is just b8

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>>17533519
Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8.

>>17533519
you're basically a faggot

>>17533545
Hey if you have an alternative to aftershave I'm all ears.

>>17535009
I turned my BF onto lush products. They're top-tier, if you can afford them. He uses Cosmetic Lad. It feels and smells so good, for both him and me.

>>17535012
you do realize that aftershave is for making a guy smell good? its not a moisturizer. i am always hearing girls going on about how they like the smell of a guys after shave. i swear, this is why i think the girls on 4chan are hambeasts that dont go outside.

>>17533519
If you think youre all that, post a pic of yourself. We will be the judge on your looks. I know thisbis 4chan, but judging from your post either ur lying to us about one of your physical aspects, or your personality repels girls.

Either way, if ur a hot guy you should have absolutely no problem getting laid, the only thing that could go wrong would be your personality getting in the way of making a girl wanna be in a relationship.

>>17535012
Do these still help with the irritation?

>>17535024
None of my gfs have ever liked the smell of aftershave, in general not just mine.

>>17535009
I don't know man, I don't even date guys who can't grow a nice beard. Not one of those Santa Claus hipster beards but a neatly trimmed one.

Also aftershave smells pretty bad, it's too overpowering and unnatural. Sweaty men smell better as long as it's fresh sweat and not the rancid cat piss you get from neglecting deodorant and never changing clothes.

>>17533522
Truth

not OP, turning 21 soon and still a virgin. Am i fucked, figuratively speaking of course lol.

>>17535034
>muh beards

white women pls go

>>17535034
>sweaty men smell better as long as it's fresh sweat and not the rancid cat piss you get from neglecting deodorant and never changing clothes.

are you literally retarded? fresh swear still smells bad.

>>17535034
Oh I can grow a mean beard, I just don't like em.

They're itchy, get in the way, and look goofy.

>>17535012
>cosmetic lad
Tell your bf to kill himself for listening to you

>>17533519
>i look really handsome, i wear designer clothes, i only spray myself with the best aftershave, and i am awfully polite.

Sorry, but you sound like a supreme gentleman.

It has more to do about being dominant, than of being nice. Women don't want a friend to fuck, they want someone strong, able to posses them but also wants to please them at the same time.

>>17535067
Nah, I masturbate sniffing my boyfriend's sweaty shirts every week or so.

>Androstenol is the scent produced by fresh male sweat, and is attractive to females.
>In conclusion, some data indicate that 16-androstene pheromones, in particular androstadienone, play a beneficial role in women’s mood, focus and sexual response, and perhaps also in mate selection.

>>17535078
>itchy
Shaving makes me itchy as well but if my partner finds the results attractive it's not that big of a deal.
>get in the way
Of what? Most girls have long hair that's constantly in their face and mouth.
>goofy
Well that's true in some cases, that's why I said that the beard's gotta be nice.

>>17533519
You sound like Elliot Rodger.

Have you considered the fact your masculinity needs a rebirth?

>>17535104
>Nah, I masturbate sniffing my boyfriend's sweaty shirts every week or so.

yeah but that is completely different than a guy casually walking around sweating. i like the smell of my girls pussy juice but if a random girl smelled like that i would assume she doesent was and is dirty.

Tbqh senpai no girl gives a shit what you wear unless they're gold diggers. They look to see that you look good and fit in it well. I spend 300 on clothes and 100 on lotion, gel, deodorant and body spray, and it lasts 2 years. That's honestly not much. If you saw me on the streets you'd think I was a chick magnet.
If you really want to show off, get /fit/, buy a bunch of Express shirts, some photographer shorts, jeans that aren't blue and black, and Vans.

>>17535137
>Express

I thought that was a gay dude store so I never go in

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>>17533519
Low quality baits

>>17535145
Depends on what you buy
If you just wear chino shorts and thin button up shirts with those little patterns on then then you'll look like a gay dude.

>>17533519
b8 but whatever.

I am overweight at 206lbs 5'11" but all things considered fit's my stocky build. My chest/ribs are massive, built like a bear with incredible core strength. I have an ok face but dress horribly all the time. I am incredibly poor since I was born and raised on a farm. Literally born on the farm. I am nerdy as fuck and play video games all the time. No woman should ever want me.

except they do. At least 2 well known "fall in love you lose" chan girls have fallen for me. I am incredibly intelligent, funny, successful, well known, and extremely creative. Literally everyone that knows me will tell you I am the most interesting person than I have ever known. I had a neighbor once that knew me only for a week or two and when I left he told me "It has been an honor to have known you even for such a short period. You are one of those people that do incredibly things and I never would have figured that out just by looking at you".

The point is OP that looking the part isn't good enough. You have to actually be interesting to get people's attention.

>>17535174
I really like chino shorts though

RIP

>>17535181
This is the most interesting post I've ever read

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>>17535181
I still fuck yo bitch, bitch

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>>17535186
Kek
The best thing to wear them w/ is fitted t-shirts
especially if its solid white or pink
drops/soaks panties

>>17535181
what incredible things have you done?

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>>17535181
>You are one of those people that do incredibly things
>giving advice to fags on 4cuck
lmao anon

>>17533519
gr8 b8 m8

>>17533519
Have you tried actually approaching them?

>>17535428
they should recognize my superiority and approach me. a lord doesn't approach a peasant. they should grovel for me but unfortunately weakness is an advocate in our world. true beauty like is ignored. it is a sin, and should be punished.

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>>17535476
>weakness is an advocate in our world. true beauty like is ignored. it is a sin
It used to be that women let men make the first move because doing so themselves was notnapproved by society. Now they let men make the first move because it folters out people like you.

>>17535515
>falling for the obvious bait

how retarded are you?

>>17533596

This.

This is all you need to know. The "ladies" you are looking for don't exist. The ugly fat girls even hard like this picture.

You better yourself and live your life. You don't want left overs? Tough.

I never bothered with females, but I'm unlike you a real a-sexual. I don't require sex to validate my very existence. So many whiners about omg no bf/gf shit on this image-board. Holy fuck, calm down you idiots, there's way more to life then fucking.

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>>17535812
>bitter virgin that cant get laid decides he's asexual

Nice life you have posting on 4chan kek

>>17533519
That's just how they are.
Females are just vain whores who want to ride Chad's or Jamal's cock all night and then come crying to you for emotional support when Jamal punches them in the face and for not doing anal.
Basically, they are worthless scum and you shouldn't associate yourself with them.

>>17533519
supreme gentleman detected
>>>/r9k/

>anons make legitimate arguments about their experiences with females
>normies get triggered and go full 'GB2 r9k FUCKING VIRGIN'

You cunts are the reason /adv/ is a joke nowadays.

>>17533564
I agree dude.

He sounds like a fuck boy. Why is /adv/ full of fuck boys and why can't anyone understand that chicks are just normal people.

>>17535943
cause they arent

>>17533519
>assholes when they should be with me.
>they should be with me.

Found some of your problem there. Stop being entitled. NO ONE is entitled to anything besides gravity, and that varies by location.

To get what you desire, become what you desire, desires. You have no business thinking that anyone SHOULD want you because you think yourself awesome.

>>17535818

Came back a few hours later, see this post. Durr ur so fanny lel, lel, lel...

I apparently have an "awful" life cause I visit a random website once inn a while few days a week, much like checking any other website. Seriously, I must be a loser.

You hear yourself, read what you wrote? Go back to flippin burgers you little pimple faced nobody. Your whole life is a greased up pasty white ghostly face starring back at you ever morning, as you put on your happy face knowing your life is shit.

Don't come back salty, cause the truth hurts you so much, pathetic loser.

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>>17536730
>inn

This should help

https://youtu.be/I-3cu46Dcvw

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>>17536820
>nu-male voice

dropped

>>17533519
Its life bro, i see all my friend treated their gf like shit. Thinking, if they were mine, i wouldnt treat them like that. But here i am sitting alone never had a girlfriend.

>>17535536
Dude, this is a board for people to help other people with their problems. Do you REALLY think I'd say something like this if I thought I was replying to a genuine post?

Well I mean, to be fair, I would. This kind of harsh dose of reality is what actual Elliots need: a nice baseball bat to the groupthink bubbles they've ensconced themselves in. But what self-respecting redpiller would beg to be identified with prequel-Anakin -a character who arguably belongs on the short-short list of the most beta men ever conceived by the minds of humanity- as OP did? Obvious troll is, in fact, obvious. I just decided to play it straight. Nothing wrong with that.

you drive a 328i I guess

>>17535812
I'm male. I don't actually enjoy sex very much, but I miss the affection and emotional support when I am single. How do you deal with this?

you're the asshole
what a twist eh?

>>17533904
Because he clearly enjoys the Company of his prostate stimulator, duh. What are you an idiot?

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>>17537442
kek

>tfw would rather just have a blowjob + finger in boipussy than vaginal sex