My gf of 3 years is very uattractive. I think we just got together

>want to trade up
>cheated gf

There's a little saying that goes: if she'll cheat with you she'll cheat on you. Have a little self control you big dummy and either break it off with your current gf or learn to like her.

>>17532436
I like my gf, I just think her body isnt as great as it could be.

>>17532426
wouldn't be surprised if you got rejected by the hottie and created this thread to get adv's validation

>>17532452
>>17532426
You did an incredibly shitty thing. Learn how to respect people, because with this attitude you are definitely going to end up alone. You immature personality is not deserving of either girl.

>>17532426
>at work

Gonna add shitting where you eat to cheating, eh?

>>17532464
>u so mean u going to b alone waah

lol you sound like a salty whore

go for it op

It's obvious that you're not content with your relationship. Break up and seek something else.

>>17532457
>implying gf and hottie exist
only really lonely person makes threads like this

>>17532426
Don't shit where you eat op, but I know a shallow cucktard like yourself wouldn't listen anyway so I'll proceed to give you my unnecessary cookie cutter advice: leave your gf, she doesn't deserve you.

People in here just arent very good at advice. I'm looking for pos and cons for just fucking the office chick for a while in order to see if it can progress to a relationship.

>>17532548
You are a fuck head. Be a man and let your fat gf go and deal with your decision to fuck the girl at work. Again, be a man and fair to the fat gf and let her go and not be your back up plan.

>>17532567
Im asking for advice on what is best for me, not for my gf. strategically what you are saying doesnt make any sense.

>>17532574
I'm not going to help you be a cunt. Other anons have already told you don't fuck someone from work regardless your relationship status.

>>17532580
>on't fuck someone from work
why not? shes not even in the same department.

>>17532574
Beta as hell my man. Why do you feel like you even need a girlfriend? the fat chick you keep on a leash validate your existence or something, you fucking beta cuck?

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>>17532548
No anon, you just want a specific "advice". You want someone to tell you it's OK to cheat and to ditch your current girl because you don't find her attractive anymore.

Gtfo degenerate

>>17532590
Well, it's more than just that. My current gf and i have a kid, so even if I dump her we still have to socialize. Which means I don't wanna go get my kid as a single loser. That would be very embarrassing.

>>17532685
And what exactly is wrong with that? It's simple special selection.

If you could buy a Ferrari for the price of a Civic, would you take the Civic?

>>17532913
Sexual selection* sorry

kill yourself

>>17532922
Why are you so mad that if people have the opportunity to get with an objectively superior partner, they'll do it? Do you get mad when women reject balding cucks and shorties?

OP doesn't owe her anything. Respect is earned, not a given.

>>17532426

So you're actually cheating on your girlfriend and you've come here to get validation cause "hurr she got fat"

Listen pal, you're scum of the earth but it's not too late to change your ways. Break up with your current gf right now cause you're pretty much wasting her time.

>>17532938
Why? It's sexual selection at its best.

>>17532946

No it isn't. You idiot. You're cheating and you made this thread to seek validation. I just saw that you said you and your gf have a kid, poor kid has to deal with a dad who cheats on his mom and comes on 4chan to seek validation.

Like you've already been told before:

1) Break up with your current woman cause you clearly don't deserve her and keep poking the one at work cause you somehow think this will bring you happiness.

2) Quit cheating on her and try to work things out. Someone being fat isn't the end of the world and can be easily remedied. You definitely don't care or love her any way.

3) Keep cheating and keep being miserable. The truth will come out eventually.

Now stop wasting /adv/'s time. If it's validation you seek about being "an alpha chad male bro!" go see >>>/r9k/

If you leave your gf your gonna hate the hotty in like a month. What you do need is to be alone and figure out why you cling to a girl so hard. It should be an easy decision to leave your gf or tell her you want to see other people but want to support the kid. Doesn't have to be black and white. You got a kid with this girl she's in your life for good lmao. You could say you want an open relationship and hope she's chill with it. Be prepared she's gonna revenge fuck anyone she can.

>>17532963
But I clearly do deserve her, as dictated by the dating market. Her, plus the other one. And someone being fat isn't easily remedied, or insignificant. It reflects terrible decision making, which suggests that obese people are actually shitty people, as well, and it usually is the case, from what I've seen.

And I'm not sad, you retard. The world has clearly shown that I'm good enough to shag two girls side-by-side, and if the truth comes out, I can just repeat the process and settle for someone in the future. We're hard-wired to be like this, and everyone suppresses their desires to fuck someone on the side, despite there being nothing wrong with it. Get over it.

>>17532967
>open relationship
That's a great suggestion, actually. If she says yes, it's perfect. Thanks

>>17532992
>The world has clearly shown that I'm good enough to shag two girls side-by-side

The fact that you think this is in any way impressive is incredibly hilarious.

It's weak as fuck to cheat on someone you have a kid with and still expect that child's respect. You deserve to be a single loser and have your kid see that.

to be honest you aren't that hot soooo....

>>17533015
First world probs ain't got no kids can't even have em on the account of my genetics . Yeah, when all three together doing the nasty together it ain't cheating its called a threesome bucko

>>17533005
I didn't imply that, brainlet.

Thanks for confirming you're a virgin, though.

>>17532426
Workout together, unfat your gf, enjoy sex with slim girl

>>17532426
Such arrogance. It's not justified by your look or personality. If you didn't think only of yourself and objectify women, you could be attractive

Go for it OP

People saying otherwise are just socialist market interventionists

>>17534048
thanks man

>>17532426
>Id feel a bit silly if I broke up with my gf and ended up single.

It would be funny as hell if it happened though. Go ahead and take a shot.

Is that your picture? Seems like a classic case of fat old fuck tries to regain some self esteem by getting with young girls who are in it just to see how far you'd go for her hot piece of ass.

That shit happens all the time. You really will die alone. No hard feelings.

Kill yourself

>>17535360
If someone in this thread actually does commit suicide you would feel pretty bad.