Hey /adv/ so I'm 22 and living at home with my parents (haha

She is laugh at you. not with you.

>>17532351
Are you a nip?

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>>17532399
those steroid nips
10/10 would suck those

OP she wants you go get some pussy

>>17532447
I couldn't do it. Having her watch me blow a load was already too much.

You are embarrassment like I. Its ok. Just avoid mom and never talk about it. She doesn't want to talk about either maybe.

>>17532465
Could someone other than this oriental person answer me please?

>>17532473
I'm no Chinese. I'm dark man

>>17532343
0/10 b8

>>>/b/

Put yourself in her place : if you discovered something like that, you'd just be amused and would laugh. Everyone knows almost everyone masturbates and/or has some kind of sex. Because evertone does. It's just social mask to never really acknowledge it. but everyone wears it too.
So that's nothing, forget it, she knows what it's like to want sex and she's your mother so she's on your side.
If she talks to you about it (which I doubt), fine, but otherwise it's not worth mentionning.

Running away from the problem will get you nowhere.
Go talk with her about it.

>>17532497
>>17532498
Well which one!! I really dont want to discuss this with her. Plus what if my dad finds out ?

>>17532505
Also I doubt if I caught my mom masturbating I would make eye contact with her until she cums like I did.

Mayeb she was just checking if everything was ok with you ;-)
Or she liked to watch it.

But the real question troubling you is :
Why didn't you stop masturbating?

>>17532505
If you REALLY don't want to confront her
>>17532497
But the longer you wait with >>17532498 the more akward will it get, so if you can, do it as early as you can.

You should go and look at her to see her reaction, if she ignores it, it's all good.

If she smiles without laughing then... is your mom hot?

>>17532516
Yes I know this disturbs me as well.
>>17532536
I just walked by her in the hallway on the way to my car. She said hey how are you doing and I said good thanks so I guess we're ok.

>>17532547
Yeah it would seem so. But why didn't you stop? Do you have some clue about that?

(And why did she watch? I would not be surpised she just checked her son works normally - I had a thing with a younger friend of my mom and she did ask her if I was ok)

>>17532559
That's what I don't know. I blew the biggest load I ever blew and I could tell my mother was impressed, as sick as that sounds. Part of me kind of wants to "get caught" again just to see what happens.

>>17532566
You could try masturbating spontaneously in front of your mother, but that's the hard way. ;-)

Seriously, maybe there's something about pride behind all that. Your mother instinctly wanted to see if her son is a nice male, and you showed her to gain her pride.
Would you say the presence of your mother excited you more?

Is your mother hot? Pics?

>>17532578
Yes it was exhilarating for the short time it lasted. By far the best orgasm I ever had from masturbating. And yes she is ok looking for her age and no I am not posting pics.

>>17532596
Maybe because your mother was there, acknowledging you.
Or would you say you are attracted to her sexually?
Was she in your mind when you had that orgasm? What were you thinking about?

Would you fuck her? Has that crossed your mind? Sincerely

>>17532609
I have never once had a single sexual thought about her before that day. I was thinking about cumming deep inside her when I blew.

>>17532636
And now that the load has gone, are you still thinking about it? Does it still seems nice?

>>17532650
Yes and no. I will think of it and get a huge boner then I am overcome by shame and the boner goes away

>>17532663
You were very excited at that time, so the first woman you saw was seen as a wet vagina waiting for you. On the spot you fantasised on her because she was there, but never before because you're not perverted like that. It's only the extreme situation. Proof is now you have shame thinking of it.
Don't try to know if she had any idea or whatever unless you really want to fuck her or be disgusted..
Maybe just ask her why she didn't leave.

And go quickly masturbate on or fuck someone else! Some hot chick who makes your dick very hard. And forget about it.

>>17532343
She wants your d

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>>17532343

Bait thread, bait thread, all aboard the bait thread.

>asking random people on internet for advice
Expect the worst