Don't eat Panda Express twice in one day

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>be me
>in my Spanish 114 class with a couple 8/10's sitting around me
>earlier had panda for lunch and dinner, hoping nothing bad happens
>we are talking and saying names around the class
>teacher points at me
>I feel a rumbling in my belly
>ohshit.jpg
>my stomach gurgles and the pain subsides, for now
>continue on with the class
>a couple minutes later, teacher calls on me again
>stomach gurgles again, louder than before
>ohfuckme.png
>the struggle to keep my rectum closed is a losing battle I am facing
>everything is good, until we have to talk to partners
>I start talking to a grill next to me and I start to feel a rumbling
>next thing I know, I'm sprinting out of the classroom
>I run straight to the bathroom
>rip my pants down and let the shit flow out of my anus harder than the force of the Niagara falls
>I wipe, pull my pants up, wash my hands, and head back to class
>class is actually finished and my prof asks if I'm okay
>I'm not okay, but I smile through the pain and leave without saying anything