My neighbors two doors down have a daughter about my age. I've

talk to her.

>>17530320
Wait you lost me

Maybe start by waving when you see her looking, and from there start talking to her.
It's not that hard, even if it is awkward at first, with time it will get more natural as you get to know more about each other.

>>17530173
make fun of yourself jokes are always a good bet

>>17530386
I think that initial awkwardness is the thing that scared me off from talking to her for so long.

>>17530669
"Haha but yeah, your dog is so tiny, like my dick. I got a tiny dick by the way." Like that?

>>17530173
This exact same query was posted last week.

>>17530173
Stop talking like an idiot is where I would start. It's your call.

start just by smiling at her, and slowly build up to a wave, the a "hey", then small talk

>>17530923
>>17530386
Wave your thundercock at her. If you're not a Chad swinging a six inch flaccid monster like a helicopter blade, you better apply to NASA because you'll spend the rest of your life circling the earth munching chicken tenders with fellow beta orbiters while Chads bend Stacys over your car and fuck them. They're watching you to make sure you go away so that they can wax your hood with their superior sex sweat. She has no interest in your un-virile salty droplets of nervousness when compared to Chad's glorious mist of physical exertion.

Hang your head in shame and don't make eye contact.