How should I seduce my wife tonight.

>>17529735

First, don't drink her beer.

Start talking dirty with her and get her clothes of then plug your nose and barely touch her vagina with the tip of your tongue. Do it quick like a snake for maximum pleasure.

>>17529870
That's it?

>>17529904
That's as far as I have ever made it.

"Accidentally" barge into the bathroom while she is using it. Quickly shove at least 2 fingers in her ass. If you do these steps she will be wrapped around your cock

>>17529916
Dying here

>>17529916

No u

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>>17529735
if some random person on 4chan knows how to seduce your wife better than you do, you have a very serious problem.

I can give you one piece of advice though: wear a condom. please.

>>17530006
Just looking for some variety.

Trying to think outside the box.

Knowm sayin?

Put a pillow under her back or lift her ass up and rub your pelvis against her balls deep. That's why most women ride all retarded because their trying to rub their clit on you. Let her rub one out on you bro.