I'm about to do something real fucking stupid.

Anon, don't do it. Literally just tell your GF the truth, if she's the girl you need, she will laugh it off. And trust me, if she does, getting taught by the woman you adore will be an experience you don't want to miss out on. Man up and tell her, it's for the best.

Don't lie to your girl
Liars are faggots

>>17528365
No matter what, don't tell her you're a virgin. The moment she hears it she will cheat on you with some hot Chad or even worse laugh in your face and dump you on the spot and then tell all her friends.
There's a reason virginity after a certain age is a social stigma.
Most roastie whores won't even so much as look at you if you're a virgin.

The best thing you could do is dump her and save the money you would spend on that roastie to visit more escorts.
Women aren't worth your time and money anyway, unless you're really horny and want an escort.

>>17528371
I don't know if she's the girl I need.

But it'll be awkward as fuck. We build this whole relationship shit on trust and the ability to tell each other anything. I do trust her, never lied to her besides this thing, but god damn it I can't tell her the truth now.

>>17528371
the whole "the right girl won't care" thing is bullshit.
virgins are the boogeyman of the female world and plenty of girls would walk out after hearing that he's a virgin. you wouldn't go to war with a general who's never stepped foot on a battlefield.

>>17528421
>you wouldn't go to war with a general who's never stepped foot on a battlefield.
Are you kidding? He'd be the easiest opponent to defeat, of course you'd go to war with him.

OP, a girl who likes you for you and is actually worth a damn won't care.

>>17528431
Pretty much spot on...if she really cares about you, it won't be a dealbreaker. She might be a bit mad that you lied to her about it, though.

>>17528431
i meant alongside, not against

>>17528421
Exactly. The right girl won't drop you if you suck the first few times you have sex.
The right girl will still drop you if she found out you're a virgin AND lied to her about your virginity.

There's shit even the right girl will not look past.

So what about my escort plan?
Is it foolproof?
How will it blow in my face?
How to prevent injury?

>>17528439
Bullshit. She'll understand why you'd be insecure about it enough to lie.
Cheating on her with an escort is idiotic.

>>17528447
Jesus man just let OP go to the escort .

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>>17528431
>>17528434
have either of you retards ever actually told a girl you were an adult virgin? everyone, even the right one, would laugh in your face. what fucking garbage advice.

op, do what you're doing, it's the only way.
i did something similar and it worked.

>>17528450
I'm fine with people seeing escorts (I'm trying to talk the Greek guy through it in the other thread) but trying to cover up a lie by creating a new thing to lie about is some kind of Machiavelli-with-Downs level shit.

Just come clean with her.

>>17528456
I've never needed to because I have enough social nous to have lost my virginity as a teenager. Which is exactly what qualifies me to say I know what I'm talking about better than you.

>>17528466
you're stupid and talking out of your ass about something you know absolutely nothing about is what you're doing.

Bro tell her the truth, I was a 22 year old v card holder and I lied about it. It was her first time too actually and I ruined it for her and myself in the long run when I finally told her I was a virgin after we had sex. Be honest upront or many many troubles will follow due to lack of trust.

OP here

I ain't telling her I lied to her I was a virgin. At best, when it comes to sex I'll just do what I think is done and hope she doesn't notice my absolute zero lack of practice.

She's part of the same people in their early 20 who laugh at a guy who lasted 5 minutes. In fact one night we were all together and talked about relationships and stuff and we joked about how shitty is it to only last like 10 minutes, then a friend started to boast how he can last 8 hours easily, then another how this and that and we all talked and jokes but inside I was like "WTF is going on lmao"

Nah man, me coming out as a virgin and a liar about virginity would literally kill me, my relationship and will get me out of the group I'm hanging out with.

It's a real shitty situation I'm in.

>>17528492
She sounds like the typical roastie that will cheat on you with someone hotter on the first chance.
But then again, aren't all females like that anyway?

Use her to lose you virginity OP but be fully prepared for her to make fun of you with her friends about how inadequate you are and then sleep with some hot Chad who can satisfy her.

>>17528492
Having sex with an escort once or twice isn't going to make you last much longer, you are still inexperienced.

Better advice would be

1) Use a (sensitivity reducing) condom
2) Masturbate beforehand
3) Practice techniques so that you don't come

It was pretty stupid to lie, if your girlfriend is the type of girl who would laugh at you for being inexperienced in bed you aren't a very lucky man, but the damage is done. An escort won't really fix what problem you're about to face.

My suggestion is to take advice from above to prevent pre-mature ejaculation, lose your virginity to your girlfriend, then tell her years later (if you actually last that long)

>>17528365
OP. Don't go to an escort. You're already in the relationship and you're just burying yourself deeper.

Just try to relax and have sex with your girlfriend at an appropriate time. Start with lots of foreplay, like 2-3 times what you feel is appropriate. I know it sounds like cliche but a lot of it comes naturally once you get down to it. When you finish having sex, if you feel like it was awkward tell her you've only hooked up with a girl once previously and am still inexperienced.
This is a much more manageable and less damaging lie. It has less loose ends. You met a girl at a party, fucked, and didn't meet again, that's it.

>>17528492
Bro I'm telling you, just do it.
There's way too many things going on the first time that you're going to be unfamiliar with which will overwhelm you.

That sensory overload will out you clear as day, and the actual sex will be HORRIBLE. At best she might think you're just a really shitty lay and drop you, but making you a joke is more likely.

Fuck the escorts.
Discover what tits/ass feel like, learn where the pussy is, how to put on a condom, what the sensation is like, how to leverage your bodies, how to communicate, how to read signs of pleasure

You'll still be pretty bad, but like you said you can chalk it up to "it's been a while". But you can't just go in bind like these retards are telling you.

>>17528525
>But you can't just go in bind like these retards are telling you.

You are telling him to swap problems of inexperience, which will be solved, with problems of guilt and deception and a never ending lie.

One ends the problem and he moves on, one keeps it going for the rest of the relationship.

You're an idiot.

>>17528535
Exactly.
If she is someone who'll dump OP for his inexperience, then good, she's in the wrong and he shouldn't be with her. Then he can then go and fuck as many escorts as he likes, guilt free.

>>17528535
This is the first girl he's fucking, and guess what, it's pretty obvious she won't be his last. It's not like she's a virgin too and they're picking out wedding venues and baby names.

The relationship is good experience for him and fucking a girl without paying is a milestone. I don't know why you think he has to be Prince fucking charming. Life isn't a fairy tale.

This is the reality:
> stick to his values "wait for the right one" until he's 36 and offs himself because that girl doesn't exist
> use this girl, who has certainly been used before

You fucked a girl when you were teen and they had no standards, congrats. You can't do the same when you're an ADULT though, and this is the only way things will work out for him.

>>17528365
if you don't care about your girl at all going to an escort isn't the worst idea. If you slightly care about her but she's a big'ol slut, just go to the escort anyway.

>>17528569
>What is integrity
>What is being short-sited

Regardless he is going to be losing his virginity, I never said to just come clean to his girlfriend about being a virgin.

>>17528582
> INB4 sighted

>>17528365
>Talk me out of it.
ok
>I plan to visit an escort soon to have sex a few times, and when I do have sex with my girlfriend I can easily know what to expect and what to do. Even if I'm not very good, I'll put it on lack of practice for a long time
Don't waste your virginity on a whore just to impress your girlfriend.
Don't cheat on your girlfriend just to impress your girlfriend.
Just come clean to your girlfriend, she isn't about to leave you because you are a virgin, if she asks why just admit you are a bitch.

It is a shit tier plan, by a shit tier person.
I can't think of any justification for fucking a whore, cheating on your girlfriend or lying.

Failing that, don't come clean to her, practise putting on a condom properly and avoid the hooker altogether, if you don't perform very well with your girlfriend tell her it has been a very long time.
Also, stretch your hamstrings every morning like this exrx.net/Stretches/Hamstrings/Seated.html and hold the stretch for 20 seconds, there's nothing worse than your hamstring fucking up while you are balls deep in your girlfriend.

tl;dr cheating on your gf with a whore so you don't look so stupid is a fucking bananas idea.

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>>17528609
>Don't cheat on your girlfriend just to impress your girlfriend.
Just think about the fact that somebody had to say this as a legitimate advice.
This is the world we live, a world where people need advices like that.

>>17528365
Bang your girlfriend.

You'll figure it out fast.

Just tell her the truth, it's one thing to see an escort but while you're with someone is kind of fucked up. STDs alone and the fact you're cheating on her and further lying to her.

That and every girl is different, as in a new partner is almost always like the first time.
So yeah if it sounds dumb to you then you don't really need advice, you know not to do it.

>>17528492
If it takes longer than 3-5 minutes to nut you're probably doing something wrong, lmao.

OP I was in the same situation a year and a half ago.I lied to her thtat I wasnt a virgin.We had sex and I was awful.I told her the truth after a month or so and she hated that I lied but she forgived me and we moved on and lived together etc altough sex and good inly sometimes because I couldnt cum from too much porn.We broke up a few months ago for other reasons.Anyway either be honest or tell her after it doesnt matter.I was thinking of escorts too before fucking her but Im glad I didnt...losing my virginity to a girl who loved me was great

>>17528371
>getting taught by the woman you adore
Christ this is repulsive and disgusting. Comes off as very cuck-ish.

OP just find a sweet virgin pussy and go for it.

Do you think I'm going to get the same "weird" reaction from girl even though I'm 20?