Breaking up

by killing yourself ofcourse

Yo my ex did this to me. Fuck you bro :) ill dominate her for u so she could let go and get all kinky with me, then after she could get all cuddly with my and your friends.

I'm kinda serious about not wantig her to develop psychological issues. Gotta talk to her today. So how do I do it?

>>17524391
b8

>>17524391
Wow man, you've really done it didn't you.
Couldn't you at least break up with her before you committed degeneracy?
Like what's so hard about it?
You afraid you might never get your dick wet again or what? kek

>you can be the nice, sweet gf
>it gets you nothing
I wish I was born a bitch.

>>17524545

If you enter a relationship with a douche, it doesn't matter how good of a gf you will be, he will still be a douche.

Shocking.

There is no way to salvage this, you fucking murderer of trust and faith. Tell her the truth and if she takes her life, know it was because of you.

>>17524554
Nope. That same douche will be an obedient puppy in a bitch's hand. Seen it time and time again.

>>17524541
Guys, I don't need you to feel like a piece of shit, I do so anyway. My soon-to-be-ex-gf was adorable and great at sex, too. I simply met a person to whom I could talk and relate and laugh with, and that's why I leave the other person, who was really being very nice to me.

Just how do I put it in a nicer way?

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>>17524599

Why don't you keep them both on the go, my son? Six holes! Six holes!

>>17524603

/thread

>I simply met a person to whom I could talk and relate and laugh with
I can't wait until this bitch fucks you over and you come crying to /adv/.