I may or may not impregnated a very ugly and unstable woman.

>>17521940
I just want to hear want you have to say about this

>>17521940
you're pretty fucked, best you can do is potentially manipulate her to give up custody to you. but considering you let a crazy ugly bitch manipulate your dumb ass into fucking her raw, i doubt that will happen.

you can take a pretty discrete dna test of the childs mouth, order one, look it up online, they'll send you a mouth swab and you send it to them. make sure its your kid first. don't even tell any one.

ITT: Redneck problems.

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>>17521980
That is actually a very good idea.
Nobody knows but her.
I'll wait and prepare for now.
I hope she doesn't want to make it public.
I may be dumb but she is dumber so the manipulation part is still possible.

>>17521940

Green text?

>>17522373
Can I?
This is a sfw board

>>17522666
Should be fine just don't go into super graphic detail

>>17522373
Here it is
>I want to fuck
>TFW no gf
>I have never been in my life as desperate as that morning
>literally
>considering spending my saves in a prostitute
>I need that money later
>I can't describe with words how horny I was that morning
>someone knocks
>"Anon, can I help you clean the house? I am bored"
>They live next door
>This happens every day, actually
>"Ok "
>No one is home today
>just me
>A minute later she bends over to pick up something
>Her ass pointing at me
>this is on purpose, I can't tell she dropped whatever she was picking up and she is taking forever in that position
>I have know she wants my D for weeks now. All those weird comments, all those hugs, all the looks, all those signals.
>she is just too stupid, her face too ugly
>ugly tits
>nice ass
>A really nice ass under a really short brown dress
>I grab that ass
>She looks at me
>She smiles
>I bend her over the chicken table
>her ass is the only thing I see
>Take off her black lingerie (that was weird, actually)
>lift her dress
>position my dick
>it's in her pussy
>raw
>A week ago she said she was not able to get pregnant, tubal ligation
>I feel lucky
>it feels so good
>I'M A FUCKING IDIOT
>ten minutes fucking her, the same position
>cum inside
>I feel disgusting
>Disappointed
>go watch TV
>Pretend nothing happened
>avoid her the rest of the day

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>>17523382

I hope that 10 minutes of fucking that ugly cunt was worth fucking your life over you stupid dipshit.

>>17523382
almost had a boner

Has she told you she is pregnant?

>>17523382
I'm going to need a pic of your aunt, kind anon.

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>>17523382
>Bend her over the chicken table

>>17524001
lol I died when I noticed this shit,

>>17523410
It was, for about 9 and half minutes

>>17523382
Pic of aunty, pls.

She is something like this:

http://www.planetclimax.com/pics/paysites/ass-masterpiece-porn-615-5.jpg

Just add an ugly face (almost manly)
And tits that look like oranges in socks

>>17523382
>>17524666

This is so hot.

You won't get sole custody unless you can prove she's a meth addict or something. Just focus on how you will maximize your influence. And manage the family drama.

>>17521940
So you talked to her about it?