cunts

>>17517590
quit being a bitch

>>17517590
with fire

>>17517593
So
"Hey, so we matched on tinder, which means you think Im attractive, and I think you're pretty cute, so do you want to come over to my place and have sex or something?"

Is that ok?

>>17517604

Too wordy.

Send her nudes.
Bitches love unsolicited nudes.

Better yet, find the most humiliating onsie that you can, and send her a picture of you wearing that. Along with the message "Want some of this?".

Bitches love guys humiliating themselves and making an ass out of themselves for entertainment purposes.

>>17517604
This might actually work desu

>>17517604
No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.

Seriously though that's a huge red flag. Unless you really only want sex then continue being honest about it. Otherwise that's exactly the type of message I would instantly block.

>>17517648
Hey, now. It's a perfectly legitimate leader. Junior needs to see for himself what works.

OP, I mean, if you're worried about soiling your reputation by having a few awkward encounters, just die already, please. Life sucks for everyone sometimes, and part of the suck is that you've gotta do things you haven't done before without asking a bunch of internet asshats, half of whom want to do you in anyway. Consider it.

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>>17517637

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>>17517590
>how to break the ice?
With one of these implements.

>>17517624
Don't send any duck or geese pictures.