Life

google it

Kill yourself.

Put the lotion in the basket

>>17516978
Nothing matters

>>17516978
Use protection

>>17517005

>>17516978
Don't eat the yellow snow.

>>17516978
Quit fucking around and do that thing you said you were going to do.

>>17516990
Heh

>>17516978
You're drunk, right?

>>17516978
Don't drink and drive. Seriously.

>>17516978
Love does exist, the point is that it's statistically almost impossible to actually achieve it

>>17517817
this, mainly.

Don't procrastinate, take steps every day to make yourself a better man and always do what your heart tells you to do.

Also coming from a depressed anon, don't dwell on things, whether in the past or future. Just breathe and focus on the here and now. Do your best in whatever moment you find yourself in.

Also don't give up your happiness for some sloot. There is always better pussy out there.

grow a pair

one day at a time

keep active. stagnation and overthinking are the roots of negativity

You are your own god.

>>17516978
Learn to judge people and yourself, specially.

Everything will be ok

it's all a game buddi

>>17516978
can't save someone that doesn't want to be saved

>>17516978
she's not wife material

>>17517908
heh. that's sound advice but most depressed people wouldn't follow it because, you know, can't force a horse to drink and all that jazz

Just be yourself ;)

>>17516978
"No game was ever won by resigning."

>>17516978
You can't help stupid.

You never remove your problems except by confronting them.

Life is suffering, and desire is the cause of that suffering.

Read good literature.

File: 7V2452273.jpg (26KB, 468x351px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 468x351px

Try not to wear headphone while you're toasting something, because you risk it getting cold if you don't hear it pop up.

>>17516978
Live your life according to your terms, and don't ever let someone define yourself other than you.

File: 1468382221916.png (224KB, 782x639px) Image search: [Google]

224KB, 782x639px

Things getting better is only an illusion, with a thousand solutions you'll only create a thousand other problems

Don't do drugs and look after your teeth.

>>17518591
This, conversely, don't set yourself on fire to keep someone warm

You come first. As in put yourself in the best position as often as possible.

Friends are like snow.
If you pee on them they will disappear.

>>17519923
>>17517879

Faggots who should shut the fuck up.

>>17516978

Get more B12.

Courage isn't when you're not scared: it's when you ARE scared, but you do it anyway.

Kys

Don't listen to me

Make good habits

>>17519983
Agreed.

If you're a lazy fuck then you probably need more b12.

>>17516978
Life sucks and we all die.

It dosent get better

>>17516978
Never eat in a place called Mom's, never play poker with a guy called Pop, and never fuck anyone crazier than you.

Don't fall in love, there's too much to lose.

You will die. This happens regardless.

Everything else in life is something you can attain if you actually fucking work for it.

>>17516978
She's ready, give her the full thrust

File: e3f1b06e5ee5dcc4d0b8047df7589f10.jpg (30KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 500x375px

>>17516978
All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong.

Also pic related

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Whatever happens, happens.

File: 1472599555323.jpg (219KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

219KB, 960x1280px

>>17516978
Always use plenty of lube

File: 2fd.jpg (7KB, 199x253px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 199x253px

>>17518999
also, suffering is optional

>>17518999
>>17523287
Thank you Siddhartha. Building on this, read all the philosophy you can.

only you can truly rely on yourself

Stop worrying what other people think; most people don't think at all.