I need help!!!

Don't kiss directly in the middle. Work on one lip at a time. Either kiss the top or the bottom. The angle is something you have to figure out with practice.

And don't do this:
>PLEASE HELP MEE!!

It's a kiss with your girlfriend, you can laugh it off if you mess it up. Hell, you can tell her you've never kissed before you do it.

>>17508073
Don't worry anon, It'll just happen. You'll just do it. I was in a position like you once.

And close your eyes once youre kissing, you dont want to come off as a creep if you keep them open

>>17508088
>>17508090
>>17508143
What do I do with my hands?

>>17508088
>>17508143
this
also hold her close like a bear hug but gently

>>17508151
Start jerking off.

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>>17508156

>>17508151
Grip her waist.

BUT NO ONE ANSWERS WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIPS!

>>17508260
Are you retarded? Holy shit, how did you get a girlfriend. I literally told you:

>work on one lip at a time. Either kiss the top or bottom

What the fuck do you think you're going to be using? Your fucking toes?

>>17508260
Dude kiss the top or bottom lip, it's a little startling at first but you'll get the hang of it. It will just happen anon.

>>17508269
>>17508302
Sorry for my tardness, just inexperienced.

>>17508269
Also, dont be a dick.

>>17508432
I understand.

>>17508073
>Ok, I kissed her and there's multiple holes. Which one do I stick it in?
You aren't meant to breed if you can't fucking kiss someone.

>>17508455
Thats good advice right there anon, you should be a fucking therapist with that kind of wisdom.

>>17508073

find a guy and ask if you can practice with him. its gay as hell but you'll learn.