Escort questions thread

>>17501461
You are a true stupid ass motherfucker if you actually want to have unprotected sex with a hooker/prostitute/escort. Have fun with the STDs

>>17501476
Odds of diseases with one that charges 100 bucks for half an hour are actually lower than a random girl from a party or club because of how paranoid prostitutes are about std's

>>17501481
That may be true, but the escorts who do this didn't get that way by rawdogging. They are unlikely to make an exception for you.

>>17501518
well thats why I was asking if there was anyway if you like show them an std test paper signed by a doc from the same day that says your clean if they would let you

if that doesn't convince them 100% break down and admit you've never fucked before to really drill it in

>>17501461
anon,just find a fwb

don't spend money on a $2 skank

>>17501481
Let me put it this way. Any escort who would let you raw dog under any circumstance is de facto more likely to have an std, as they must do it with others.

>>17501531
How many guys do you think have tried this idea?
>>17501524
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>>17501461
Wow man... all my keks. Genuine retard thread.

>>17501530
But dude that's hard and I dunno if I have enough of a life yet to pull it off

All of this is just a big hypothetical for me but its something I think about


Also tonight I was sitting on a recliner and some girl sat on the arm of it and had her ass partially on my hand and leg

Sat for a while then moved


Was she signalling to me to like pull her towards me or something?

>>17501461
how would i become an escort?

>>17501547
was everyone drinking and having a good time?

If so,you probably could've said something like

>Hey you,you don't have to sit on the edge,come on and take a seat on my lap,I promise it's more comfortable than the shitty edge

if she had been drinking,not even drunk,she most likely have read that as

>this anon is confident and interesting,let's see where this goes

confidence gives you opportunity,and foresight gets you pussy

>>17501563
I dunno, there weren't that many people and I don't think anyone was drunk or high, there was some beer and shit but it was more like people casually chilling out, I would never call it a party

Plus I had barely even talked to her

>>17501572
that's called a kickback anon

should've invited her to sit next to you regardless,maybe not on your lap,but something as dumb as

>hey there femanon,I bet you can't do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I63JAVkq5Ns

at that point,she will most likely fail,you show her how to do it properly and when she realizes the obvious,then you segue into the next bit of conversation

>haha,I'm sorry about tricking you like that,I feel kind of bad for tricking someone as gorgeous as you,you want to double or nothing?

then you can raise the stakes and tell her something like

>okay here's another question for you,I'm sure that you're as smart as you are beautiful

show her another parlor trick and before you go at it,you can be pushy and say that if she doesn't get it,that she'll owe you a kiss on the lips and if she does get it,she'll get to keep double the money used in the bottle trick earlier,or if you want to take it slow,have her shotgun a beer with you and just keep the conversation healthy

don't do too much of the talking,ask questions and genuinely learn something more than just her name

>>17501562
Depends where you are. Is it legal? If so, just sign up with an agency.

>>17501461

Of course, it just depends on how clean you and your cock look and how much extra she's going to charge you for the bareback sex.

The paperwork may help since women are stupid but some know it can be forged.

anon reporting in.

>>17501476
i've done it. never got anything. i wouldn't advise doing it because chances are you will get something.
>>17501481
100 for half hr is a lot. if one charges 100 for a half hour they probably sell themselves as "upscale" and a bunch of other key words. i agree with what you said but had to add this.
>>17501518
he's better off going for lower girls who don't identify themselves as escorts.
>>17501524
it works but it doesn't work like that. obviously you want to get regularly tested and keep those records. they're more concerned about how you are around them, and how clean your dick is. i've rawdogged hookers and gotten even more bare blowjobs from them. never had to prove i got tested or anything. never caught anything either.
>>17501530
this. also "escorts" are going to want you to be more personable than a regular hooker.
>>17501531
disagree with 49% of that. not everybody gets the same rodeo. but it's best op stays on the safer side of this.
>>17501547
is this a joke? and you think your chance with positive interaction with an escort associated with intercourse is going to be the solution?
>>17501921
this. also they will charge hidden fees. they can change prices when they see you in person just like that. and you have the option to ask them to leave or pay more. they'll also expect a tip. this is a generalization but part of the reality.

>>17501950

>Expect a tip.

Hahaha, not in his lifetime.

Remember, they made the trip to you so you have the leverage; if you don't like their look or what they won't do then tell them to hit the bricks.

Call grillz/whores are a commodity.

>>17501996
good mentality. a lot of hookers ask/expect tips regardless of how high or low they are.

>>17502002

Never paid for pussy in my entire (30 year old) life.

Well not directly; dates and love tokens are indirectly.

Anyways, I always videotaped my fucks even back in the days of those handheld camcorders.

When I get old and can't fuck anymore; I'll my digital library of girls I started fucking at 16 to watch.

Maybe even in VR if that maymay ever actually pans out.

Then I'll take a ton of Xanax, Valium and some booze and die in the best way possible.

My last words being:

"I did it perfectly."

>>17502008
So.. What was the name of the girl that broke your heart?

>>17501950
So sounds like it can be done

Also what about the whole "aren't old or fat and treat them nicely" thing? Ever gonna get preferential treatment and/or discounts or no way?