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My dad's girlfriend's an immature cunt. She sweeps stale dog shit in front of my bathroom door to spite me once every few months. Looking for some way to get her back that won't make my dad fly off the handle and kick me out. Still gotta live here for awhile unfortunately.
She's extremely religious but never goes to church, she's fat as all hell, she rarely showers, and she stinks really badly. We're talking this bitch breathing alone in a room for 10 minutes stinks it up.
Been thinkin' about pissing in her father's ashes, but what the hell did he ever do to me? Deface her Jesus paintings before I move out? Rotting fish in her car?
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>>17498205
Nare hair removal cream in her conditioner.
Fish in wheel well of car.
Encourage dad to make better choices?
Underline several passages in her bible about women being subservient to all men (Timothy 2:12).
Leave weight loss pamphlets for her out of concern for her health.
Give deodorant as a bday gift or leave it on her sink with a sticky note stating "please?"
Etc etc
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>>17498205
Forgot,
Start silently holding up your camera to record all conversations with no explanation as to why. If asked just state "for my safety".
People hate being recorded.
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>>17498234
The Nare one sounds like the best. Sure to make everyone who hears it laugh seeing that bitch explain it away.
>>17498234
I'd totally record them, but I have so many videos of them as is it's ridiculous. I've even turned some of it in as evidence for the police before. We're not on speaking terms. Haven't been for over a year and a half now, so a few more of the ideas are out the window. When I'm outta here, I want to leave an impact hence the fucked up ideas by me.
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