I worship an invisible man in my closet...am I insane?

That's not for me to decide.

>>17496488
What do you think?

>>17496472
Why do you worship him? What's the story, anon?

Also, yes, you're insane.

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>>17496590
Ah, but if I worshiped an invisible man in the sky, would you even bat an eye? So then we're all insane.

>>17496606
I don't really belive in God or there that is such a deity. Still, tell me the story. I wanna know why'd you worship an invisible man in your closet.

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>>17496613
The same reason that atheists worship this.
>to make a point

>>17496623
Would you kindly elaborate?

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>>17496628
It's pretty self-explanatory, isn't it?

>>17496646
Come on, anon, that's not nice. I want to know why you worship an invisible man in your closet.

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>>17496517

>>17496606
If the man in the closet has as good of a story as God, yeah m8, I might worship him too.

>>17496686
>implying God has a good story
It's filled with contradictions.

>>17496690
Depends on which religion you're talking about

>>17496697
Judaism/Christianity/Islam

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>>17496657
But I don't really worship an invisible man in my closet. If I'd worship anything, it would be a giant clitoris.

>>17496708
Then why did you lie in your post? That's not nice.

>>17496707
Could you maybe tell me some of the contradictions? And what about polytheism?

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>>17496715
Because I can.

>>17496716
Because I'm really tired and I don't want to write a lot, I'll give you one or two.

Bible says that God is both just and loving, but how can he be just if he's loving? Also, how does he love you, if he'll send you into Hell for an eterenity to burn, just because you don't agree wiht him.

During the creation of the Universe, how could there be light if there was no Sun?

>>17496726
You're not a nice person, anon, and this isn't a nice post. :(

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>>17496741
Religion is a farce...consider this an educated ruse. Sorry if I disappointed you.

>>17496746
Oh really? And I thought that there was a magical daddy in the sky. Thanks for educating me about the world, I appreciate.

You didn't disappoint. In order to do that, I'd had to have some kind of expectations, which I don't, because I'm on 4chan. Enjoy the rest of your day, anon and may Cage bless you.

>>17496731
Fair enough, but you only gave me a contradiction from the bible tho. I agree with your last sentence, but only because there are contradictions in the bible doesnt really make the idea of God less valid. Christianity is not the only faith out there, and people can mean different things when they are talking about god. Pantheist and monotheist both believe in god, but not in the same god.

>>17496759
Since I only am familiar with monotheistic religions, I can't comment much on polytheistic ones, but weren't their gods mostly representatives of nature? Like say, Slavic ones.

Also, there could be something that's like a God or a God, but I simply can't belive, because there aren't evidenec to back up the exsistence of an omnipotent diety. And I really don't care if there is, I'm just gonna continue living my life my own way, the way it should be lived.

>>17496731
Satan rules this world and he's the one who sends people to hell. Armageddon is what will bring God back to power. You say religion has many contradictions, but isn't it possible we're just not capable of understanding? After all, we're talking about a greater entity here.

>>17496785
No, Satan just does what God tells him. God made Heaven and he made Hell. He sends people there, Satan just does what God tells him to.

>But isn't it possible we're just not capable of understanding
Or, you know, people made it up to explain the creation of universe as best as they could.

>>17496776
Its hard to say since there are so many of them but yea, some of the polytheistic gods do "represent" nature. It was very interesting to hear your thoughts about this ^^

>>17496804
Glad you liked it. :)

>>17496708
You lied to make a corny, cliched and dimwitted point. Good for you.