How can a NEET like man get sex in college

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>>17488056
>being this thirsty

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Chill dude
Dress like you have some sense, hygeine,
Talk to people, make friendships with men and women, do stuff with friends like drinking parties, playing vidya, just hang out with people doing whatever but make sure YOU and those in your company always have a good time no matter what you decide to do. Also focus on your studies nigga. If you slack on that to get pussy then you're truly a dumbass. Don't forget why you're there.

>>17488056
>I am literally going to die if I don't have sex soon.
No you're not. Maybe metaphorically at best.

>>17488294
Fuck you. It's always people assuming you're a stinky uggo if you're a virgin.
My hygiene is good, I dress well, I exercise. People on /soc/ call me hot. Its all in my head, but can you help me with that?
t. Not OP

>>17488316
Ah, also focused on my studies. This autumn I will begin my final year, passing everything without problems. It didn't grant me anything.

I say, go out and talk to girls in different cities. Just have have casual conversations; practice.

Start from there

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>>17488316

>Straight-laced normalfags with no fire in their soul

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>>17488329
Art thou an grill?

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>>17488347
No

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>>17488352
O-ok

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>>17488355
Am I really that feminine? Damn

>>17488196
m8 you dont even know
>>17488294
Thats the thing, I don't really know how to dress as nobody really taught me. I get the try to not wear ti-die with camo and stuff like that but the rest of that shit is foreign. My hygiene is not an issue, I brush my teeth and use deodorant which I think is enough. Making friends is kinda hard due to the fact I cannot smile, and I can't talk to people without lots of SPAGHETTI coming out of my mouth.

literally just fucked a girl in my econ class that i met today. here's how it happened

>get to class early, sit in back row
>class is pretty full so all seats eventually taken
>girl comes in, says "can i sit there"
>say "yeah for sure"
>sit quietly for most of class while nonverbally flirting with her, hard to explain
>she sighs and turns and whispers to me "ughhh im going to fall asleep in this class"
>i smile and laugh and say "haha yeah im never coming back here again"
>conversation continues from there, tell her im a junior (freshmen girls LOVE upperclassmen)
>get coffee with her after class, bond with her pretty fast
>ask what dorm she lives in
>she takes me there
>we fuck
>tell her im not looking for a relationship but we can be fuck buddies
>she agrees

it's just that easy

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>>17488415
>3 weeks later

guys it burns when I pee what do i do pls halp

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>>17488415

...t-tell me your ways.

>>17488056
be an asshole (into yourself)
be interesting (be yourself)
be talented at something (pretend if you have to)
be assertive (confidence)

i laid like 15 chicks in college and i played the tuba in band....

>>17488771
he just did you fucking retard

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>>17488779
..shhh senpai, I'm listening.

>>17488056
If you are motivated enough to look while being reasonable enough to not appear creepy, you'll probably succeed.

>>17488056
>NEET
>In college
Do you not understand what you're talking about?

>>17488294
>hygeine,
EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THIS.

STOP BRINGING IT UP IN THREADS LIKE THEY WEREN'T TOLD, AND AREN'T DOING IT.

HOLY SHIT

>>17488196
OP, I just had sex for the first time and I thought I would be a lot happier, but I'm still a depressed man. Not a NEET, but used to be one for many years. I mean it was cool and everything and made me feel good, but it doesn't solve other problems.

>>17488871
The word mutation is happening already.

I really hate word mutation.

>>17488930
To be fair, he did say "NEET like". It would have been clearer if he'd used a hypen, i.e. "NEET-like", but I think it's safe to infer thst OP knows he is not actually a NEET.

>>17488921
>EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THIS.
No, that's the sad thing. Not everyone does. You'd think that they do, but that turns out not to be a safe assumption at all.

>>17488056
>I am literally going to die if I don't have sex soon.
No, you're not. And the first thing you need to do is ditch this attitude.

I do not say this to moralize or judge, but because the attitude itself is actively counterproductive: it pushes women away right when you need to be drawing them closer. You have got to get a grip. This thing you want so badly depends on it.