My guys, how the F do you use Tinder successfully? I read the

Have you tried being good-looking?

Too many guys on tinder. You have to be really outstanding to get noticed. And not only that, you have to tastefully market yourself without coming off as a tool.

At this point it's actually easier to just talk to girls irl.

>>17487198
> just talk to girls irl

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17487184
Man, I have matches. Looks are not the problem.

It's something I'm saying or not saying.

OP

>>17487184
Yes and i failed.

>>17487332
Try being a musician. I don't know dude. I always try to get their whatsapp or kik asap. That way you're not just a random dude on Tinder. Worked for me everytime. I only have like 70 matches and I've been on 30 dates at least.

Im afraid peopleI know will see I have Tindre and think im a desperate loser trying to get laid
I mean they wouldnt be wrong but still
Should I try it?
POF is shit. Boring fat chicks and single moms who dont respond. Is Tinder honestly any better?

>>17487332
Don't talk to much. Just ask them out on a date.
Fucking thing is. They have so many matches and stalkers. If you ask, they might forget, and miss your msg, or have 10+ other invites.

Just ask them again. It works.

But I dont like being ignored before first date. Kinda makes it hard to preselect. So I rather not tinder.

Tldr:tinder can work, but isnt fun for a guy

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Would appreciate some criticism. I want to be good at this but I'm only matching fat chicks and /soc/ won't help me. :c

>>17487126
>after chatting for a while and joking around the girl just loses interest and responds only after many hours. When I suggest to meet up, she clearly makes up an excuse
That's why you ask right after you slide into her dms and leave the small talk for the date

>>17488041

You're about a 5/10, but your picture quality isn't that great. The three pictures of you actually out doing something with other people are low quality and we can barely see you. The selfie makes you look like you take yourself too seriously. Also, cool it on the emotes. It's very unattractive to the type of woman you're wanting to attract, because it makes you look childish. You already look like you're 12.

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>>17488073
>The three pictures of you actually out doing something with other people are low quality and we can barely see you.
I'll post the pics if you'll help me.
>The selfie makes you look like you take yourself too seriously.
More like I don't take very many selfies and have a huge goofy smile and feel weird smiling and taking pics of myself. Figured it wasn't necessary given that a good deal of girls don't smile in their pics.
>Also, cool it on the emotes. It's very unattractive to the type of woman you're wanting to attract, because it makes you look childish.
Fair enough.
>You already look like you're 12.
: (

>>17488041
Say something more edgy

>>17488041

its probably because you are only worth a fat chick. maybe a chubby chick. you arent particularly good looking. and on top of that you're using a god awful low quality image followed by other low quality seeming images that dont show off what little you got.

saying 'im cool and social' does not make you cool and social. makes you a try hard.

>>17488041
Main pic is horrible. You honestly look boring. Get a wider range of pics. Maybe one with a dog? Or doing something physical like playing a sport. I don't like your hair either desu. What's your about me say?

>>17488096
Nvm pic was cropped on my phone. Your bio is boring too. Put something where it gets people asking you about it.

>>17487126
Most men get no dates from Tinder. Women just use it to attention whore it up "look at all the guys that want to have sex with me!"
http://www.complex.com/life/2016/08/study-links-tinder-low-self-esteem-in-men

>>17488086
>More like I don't take very many selfies and have a huge goofy smile and feel weird smiling and taking pics of myself. Figured it wasn't necessary given that a good deal of girls don't smile in their pics.

Girls want guys that look happy, as if they're having the time of their lives. It makes us want in on the fun. Girls, for whatever reason, think that looking dramatic looks sexy. Sometimes it works, most of the time it doesn't. Doesn't really matter, because they'll have tons of guys after them as long as they have the looks. Same reason why we don't have to try very hard at being funny. Again, it's the opposite for guys.

>: (

That's nothing to be sad about. You are attractive, but unlike women, you'll age like fine wine. For us, after 30, every year is another step in to the grave.

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>>17488088
No. I don't want to attract an edgefem. I just feel like a weirdo describing myself in my own words (haha (help))
>>17488095
>you're using a godawful low quality image followed by other low quality seeming images
I'm gonna attribute that to compression attrition of the screenshot. I don't think the image quality is necessarily an issue, it's that I'm not v photogenic, as you can obviously tell.
>saying 'im coll and social' does not make you cool and social. makes you a tryhard.
I was under the impression that I'm sending the opposite message.
>>17488096
>You honestly look boring.
!
>Get a wider range of pics.
Workin' on it.
>I don't like your hair either
I like my hair.
>>17488100
What would that look like? Trying to keep is mostly impersonal.
>>17488108
>Girls want guys that look happy, as if they're having the time of their lives. It makes us want in on the fun. Girls, for whatever reason, think that looking dramatic looks sexy.
Frankly it's not v often I look like I'm having the time of my life lol. Kind of a stoic bitch, asshole, though I was aware of this.
>That's nothing to be sad about. You are attractive, but unlike women, you'll age like fine wine.
Thanks : )

>>17488118
Your hair is shit and makes your head look bigger and rounded than it is. Again the pic quality is poor. It also looks like you're wearing work clothes.

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>>17488141
uh, not really the criticism to the extent by which I was looking for, but ok. I like my hair and I'm comfy with how I dress. I'll sooner just delete the fucking app, probably. The validation facet doesn't mean that much to me to overhaul my entire appearance.

>>17488118
>That guy with the long white hair and killer shades

Honestly man just pack it up you can't compete with that.

>>17487126
Fuck, I'm trying to make a bio but I can't.

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>>17488170
Right? Dude plays a kickass theremin. His band is The Acid Mother's Temple and Melting Paraiso U.F.O. It's kind of noisy, Les Rallizes Dénudés inspired psych rock. Only other band I could compare them to is Boredoms, if you're into that kind of thing.

Catch them next time they're in town. Really great group.

>>17488157

If you're not willing to improve yuorself then stop being entitled. You're not going to get some skinny 7/10 qt, because frankly you're too ugly, too boring, and too white trashy to deserve one. Choose the 4/10 fat chick you like best and settle down, because you're a 4/10 ugly male.

> Looking for someone to kick it with
Is this a bad bio

>>17488182
Wow that's who that is? I thought it was Hayao Miyazaki after he decided to retire and walk the Earth as LSD merchant.

Cool band. Why not just try to meet girls at the show? Stoner chicks probably go to something like that and they're enjoyable in my experience.

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>>17488188
>You're not going to get some skinny 7/10 qt
I actually have, but I'm aware I'm bad at the whole online dating / hookup thing.
>because frankly you're too ugly, too boring, and too white trashy to deserve one.
Ok, but tell me how you really feel. ;0

I can tell you're not happy because I'm not taking your advice to heart but I'm really only one of those things.
>Choose the 4/10 fat chick you like best and settle down, because you're a 4/10 ugly male.
"no"

Have a good night!
>>17488202
Good taste, fäm.

The rock club I'm a regular at is a total sausage fest. Girls that come are coming with their boyfriends, so that's a no go.

Have you tried not carrying and being yourself?

>>17488182

I thought I reckognized the dude.

Fucking awesome, mate. Just met him at a concert? We should totally be gay together and go see them.

>>17488041
Your bio is pretty fagi

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>>17488241
Down. Area code?
>>17488245
I don't know how to not be fagi. What would a good one sound like?

>>17488086
You have to be caught doing things you enjoy to have a photogenic smile seeing as you are obviously a very sad and lonely person. Dress it up a little. You're not hideous, and anyone can gain a style for themselves if they put some effort in. For fuck's sake lad, you have to look like the person a lovely lady would love to let slip inside her. Cut the depressing, self-deprecating tagline too and pen something witty and simple, without emoticons. All your pics should be just you, and be ones that make you look attractive. If you are not the focus of the picture and it does not make you look awesome then no one will bother to swipe you given the hordes of men surrounding you in her choice who can much better give her what she needs.

>>17488248
Try not to use more than one emoji or emoticon. Say what your hobby is and some kind of reference to a movie or TV show that is popular that you enjoy, it helps if people can find similarities in your bio so they can hold a conversation with you. And if you like, add your quote

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>>17488259
>You have to be caught doing things you enjoy to have a photogenic smile seeing as you are obviously a very sad and lonely person.
HAHA! No contest.
>Dress it up a little. You're not hideous, and anyone can gain a style for themselves if they put some effort in.
Style in what regard? Like clothes wise? Thanks btw.
>For fuck's sake lad, you have to look like the person a lovely lady would love to let slip inside her.
What does that look like? I don't know about this.
>Cut the depressing, self-deprecating tagline too and pen something witty and simple, without emoticons.
Can I get an example?
>All your pics should be just you, and be ones that make you look attractive. If you are not the focus of the picture and it does not make you look awesome then no one will bother to swipe you given the hordes of men surrounding you in her choice who can much better give her what she needs.
Good advice, thanks.

pic unrelated, extremely shit brew I tried.

>>17487126
Online dating is cancer unless you have a vagina

>>17488248

303

Doubt you're nearby because I've never heard of AMT playing near here.

>>17488267
>Can I get an example?
Try "I am a cool and social guy" followed by an emoji

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>>17488265
Fringe music / lit are really the only semi-relatable things I enjoy. I thought it best not to mention those things, right? Seemed counterintuitive to finding apparent similarities anyhow.

I don't really watch TV and the only movies I make time for are entry level art house / tryhard shit like Tarkovsky and Żuławski, so I'm relying on a quip or a corny joke or something.
>>17488280
damn, no good. :/

I'm in Dallas. Give me a call if you're in the area and we'll hit up a show.

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>>17488281
m8 are you serious? I think there has to be some kind of humor attached, no?

>>17488296
of course I am serious dawg trust me it gets all the bitches wet

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>>17488300
fuck it

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>>17488311
throw in a "holla at me" followed by a kissy face or a winky face and you're golden

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>>17488317

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>>17488320
You're fucking in senpai

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>>17488327
o shit

if I don't get laid I'm gonna be frickin mad as h*ck

>>17488267

>>For fuck's sake lad, you have to look like the person a lovely lady would love to let slip inside her.
>What does that look like? I don't know about this.

This is the exact reason why a lot of people, not just you, can not for the life of them find a good partner easily. That exact lack of specific empathy of being able to imagine what a woman would want or not is the difference. You need to imagine how far along these girls are in their lives, the experiences they might have been through, the fact that they may have loved and fucked many men before you. And you want their eyes to stop in their tracks and see something in you so interesting and so unlike anything they have seen before and want to know better. Right now you think they see you for how you see yourself in your head right now - you are trying to display yourself honestly, which is why you come off honestly boring. Dress it all up. You need to engage these women and offer them something. You've got to pose a bit man. Nothing squirrely, but you know the old words; look dashing. Stand up straight, don't slouch. Be proud of who you are and show yourself off.

>>Cut the depressing, self-deprecating tagline too and pen something witty and simple, without emoticons.
>Can I get an example?
No. This is something you have to figure yourself because the process you will go through to find the right words is what you need, not the words themselves.

>>17488331
>if I don't get laid I'm gonna be frickin mad as h*ck
Jesus dawg shit like this is why tinder hasn't been working for you

>>17488334
>No. This is something you have to figure yourself because the process you will go through to find the right words is what you need, not the words themselves.
dude we already helped him out with the tinder profile it's good

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>>17488334
>You need to imagine how far along these girls are in their lives, the experiences they might have been through, the fact that they may have loved and fucked many men before you. And you want their eyes to stop in their tracks and see something in you so interesting and so unlike anything they have seen before and want to know better. Right now you think they see you for how you see yourself in your head right now - you are trying to display yourself honestly, which is why you come off honestly boring. Dress it all up. You need to engage these women and offer them something. You've got to pose a bit man. Nothing squirrely, but you know the old words; look dashing.
...
fäm, I'm just trying to get some ass. I'm not taking any of this terribly seriously, but I feel an online first impression is not conducive to that kind of connection.

I'll keep your words in mind, though. Moving to uni next semester, so I'll do my best.
>No. This is something you have to figure yourself because the process you will go through to find the right words is what you need, not the words themselves.
We /tyler durden/ rn.
>>17488335
I was being facetious. : |
>>17488339
lol

>can't even get a match
I'm even swiping right on trannies

>>17488348
>I was being facetious. : |
and if that's your attempt at humor then that's a huge problem in itself

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>>17488373
How / why?

>>17488377
because it's not funny

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>>17488380
I wasn't going for a humorous "haha" kind of way but with the self-awareness that I just hijacked a thread about Tinder for you guys to coach me on my profile.

I'm actually v funny and also cool and social, just read my new / improved bio >>17488320

here's mine. I don't really have trouble finding dates on here.

>>17488223
>I actually have

highwater mark != accurate value

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>>17488395
Oops

>>17488397
>dating fatties

no thanks

>>17488396
True ngl.
>>17488397
>Death Grips forever
"no"

>>17488400
I don't date fatties. Everyone loves icecream. And it's relevant because I manage an icecream shop.

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>>17488397
>Death Grips forever

>>17488409
It's a conversation starter.

>>17488406
No, I meant because you're ugly.

>>17488425
):

>>17488425
He's not.
>>17488427
You're not.

>>17488438
Thank you friend

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>>17488451
:ok hand:

Any advice str8 guy to str8 guy?

>>17488041
you're not bad looking. could probably take better pics honestly. but i'd rather respond to no write up than what you have written there.

>>17488467
>you're not bad looking.
Thank you.
>i'd rather respond to no write up than what you have written there.
Good to know.

Honestly for me I just be myself and find some interesting shit to talk about them with, and if they seem cool I'll ask them to go somewhere with me. Last girl I dated from tinder I went with to a creek, and hung out in the water and shit, for instance.

>>17488467
>>17488455
Thoughts?

>>17488509
you seem really boring and your humor is pretty cringy

>>17488472
>>17488509
Just forgot to reply properly. Not use to mobile

>>17488512
What humor? I'm not trying humorous. How would one appear less boring?

>>17488512
>>17488516
WHAT HUMOR

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>>17488532

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>>17488545

femanon here. I will try to give out a good advice. Maybe you have a type of girl you like in your friend list, just look at their pictures with other guys or with their boyfriend. Try to look like those guys. Just check out what kind of girls you like and who are they proudly posing on pictures. Try to be those guys. Whith a hint of personality you make it more difficult because only those girls will swipe right who are interested in the same things. I would say leave the personality for later for the date or for the chat.

>>17488041
hit the gym
grow a beard
stop looking like a 12 yo

>>17488573
>hit the gym
Workin' on it.
>grow a beard
Can't
>stop looking like a 12 yo
: (

>>17488569
>>17488455
direct consulting / directorship pls

>>17488086
>Frowning
>Bad lighting
>Shit quality resolution

At least go outside and take a selfie, ffs

>>17488692
I'm actually not frowning. That's my resting pissed off face.

Do people just take selfies outside with nothing in particular?