How to talk to 17 year old turning 18 in a month

Youre 27. Talk how youd normally talk To anyone.

If youre a dickhead theres no point on fabricating that. She will eventually find out.

So just be who you are.

just talk to her now son.

It's not grooming if she's 18 soon. I think that's the legal age in America anyway right?

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FUCK I was trying to respond to the thread here but I accidently sent it to her... FUCK.... Now what do I do

>>17477482
good, why would you want to talk to a fucking kid anyways?

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FUCK .... i tried to be smooth and I just told her I want to have dinner with her.,m........

>>17477498
I'm only 9 years older, my limit is 10 years old/ younger so works out

You just fucked it up son. Now you've lost your cool older guy aura and have given her the upper hand

You're being a creep anyway, talk to a woman your own age

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OK well I did what you said and was myself , usually I listen to other people and it works out better ........

>>17477507
Yes, that is what I am asking, why? even if you are 23, talking to an 18-year old is like talking to a fucking moron

I should of asked my uncle or a nigger on what to say I probably would of had a girlfriend .... fuck

>>17477527
I don't usually go to bars so she was in the woods smoking and it's just someone to have dinner with

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OK well guess I'll move on , god damn it

Just take it easy my man. Don't text her anymore and just wait it out

>>17477546
Pls respond. Nice b8 m8. If not b8, you have pretty much failed at life.

>>17477434
It depends on states.

My state (NY) 17 is legal
Other states can be 15, 16, or 18

>>17477482
top sphagetti

>>17477565
It's real bruh .. it's real..

Thanks for the laffs OP spit out my water

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Can I save it by texting her this or just not text anymore

>>17477390
is not illegal if nobody finds out.

>>17477662
Just follow your heart anon

>>17477662
lmao
just stop dude
you are making a fool of yourself.
how can you possible be 27?

>>17477546
youngin' here who is into older guys

>don't guilt trip her
ex; "i guess ill just get lost"
that's annoying and shows that you're a bit immature

>proper grammar and spelling
you type like you're still in hs

>act like an older brother
tease her a little, not too much. occasionally ask for a hug or walk her somewhere like to her door (don't do it all the time though), stuff like that

be mature, don't fake it

judging by this thread you already fucked up though

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Well fuck , I asked if she would clean my room for $ and still no text, I should just get put into a concentration camp

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>>17477718
Hi.. well why give me advice if I already messed up, here's my pic anyway

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>>17477718
Here's me with accessories too.... I wax my head and girls are repulsed by it

>>17477390
Turn your hat sideways and sit in a chair backwards and ask her who her favorite Twenty One Pilot is

>>17477390
1) you should date women your own age. the older one gets the less an age difference matters, but no one over 22 should be dating a child (18)

2) take a serious look as to why you are attracted to immature women.

Holy shit OP you have some major work you need to do major work on your self esteem.

Where did you meet this girl though?

>>17477390
Hah you could've had prime pussy but you fucked it up you goddamn idiot.

>>17477793
I was on my home from picking up smoke, and the draw bridge was on maintenance so I did a U-turn and I saw this girl smoking alone in the woods in a bikini so I said fuck it I am single and I got her number

>>17477546
You kept making it even worse by sending more texts. It makes you look pathetic if you send more texts than they do.

>>17477624
At this point you should just off yourself, this is actually autism. This poor girl is probably too scared to leave her house thinking youre going to rape her in a bush.