What tattoo do you recommend

>>17476505
>I've survived suicide
Big accomplishment

>>17476510
My thoughts. OP you mean you failed at suicide, failed at driving, failed at keeping your house. Why not get a tattoo to represent you are a huge faillure?

>>17476514
also failed at recreational drug using in a responsible manner

ace of spades

>>17476510
It really is, when I was 16 took some sleeping pills and put a 25 pound dumbbell on my neck while laying in a full bathtub, I would have died but my dog removed the dumbell as I was falling asleep, I woke up a couple hours later with my head barley above the water

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>>17476518
This.

Also, OP, if you've been through these types of hardships, I believe a tattoo should be the last thing on your list of needs.

>>17476523
Tattoo of something with a dog in it. Your loyalty to life, senpai.

Get a tramp stamp that says
Make America Great Again

>>17476514
>failed at suicide
Yup
>failed at driving
Because other people crashing into me means I failed at driving?
>failed at keeping your house
Times were hard for me as I was kicked out by my parents at 17 preventing me from finishing high school

Anyway I over came every obstacle in my life and now own a multi million dollar car dealership, so go fuck yourself you damn brat.

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>>17476546

>>17476546
so no to my ace of spades idea?

>>17476562
I'll consider it for sure!

Put a giant tattoo of a penis on your back xdddd.

Do you really want to tempt fate OP?

Just get a big middle finger tattooed on your back.

>>17476505
"Born trailer trash - will die trailer trash"

>>17476505
"This will embarrass the hell out of me when I'm 50"

>>17476505
>I've survived suicide
Doesn't this just mean you're a failure?

>>17477411
I bet he purposely asked for it to look like a dick so he could have an excuse to fight someone when they commented on it.

>>17476546
Hey anon, I am fucking proud of you! You managed to do something good with your life.
I am happy that you survived all of that and managed to make your life better!
I like hearing people do better, because it shows that suicide is not the answer and life can get better.

>>17476505
Get an ace of spades on your ankle. Because you're like a lucky Achilles