How do I get a girlfriend that is into origami and and Japanese bondage?
>>17467207
>the shoes of the girl on the right
How to ruin a boner.jpg
>>17467207
Did you mean Japanese AND bondage, or is Japanese bondage a thing?
>>17467223
its called shibari
>>17467223
He might refer to shibari.
You know, that kind of bondage that doesn't necessarily limit range of motion, but acts like a rope-lingerie kinda thing.
>>17467207
First work on getting a girlfriend. Any girlfriend.
>>17467247
I've done that before and they weren't into it
they don't exist, fampie. Stick to cartoons
>>17467250
no, no. a REAL gf
>>17467272
Onahole technology needs to improve
>>17467294
>Onahole technology needs to improve
your flirting technique needs to improve
>>17467302
Show me a girl into shibari and I'll flirt with her
>that indescribable feel when I have a gf who is into origami and japanese bondage
I probably just got lucky, maybe your best bet would be to target sex-starved weebs
Also, teach me some rope tricks famalan, I suck at it and just end up spreading her wide on the bed headboard every time.
>>17467310
Guess you did get lucky
>>17467317
Hurt my feelings. Seriously though where do you learn that shit, seems the only people who teach it are those freaky bondage people and they charge so much money I refuse on principle.
>>17467308
how lazy can you be? find her yourself. the hunt is half the fun.
>>17467328
how about you watch some vids or get a book?
>>17467339
I have a better chance of finding wild Pokemon outside since I live in the middle of nowhere
>>17467341
then you better start searching or someone else will find her
>>17467345
Yeah let me walk around the tobacco and corn fields until I meet the mexican dude of my dreams
>>17467349
donĀ“t forget the ropes