Just one question for /adv/

>>17467163

there is no universal scale of confidence. like you cant just say 'oh you need to be about 80% confident to score that chick. i imagine you need pecs and some semblance of a navel, but ew dont know her or who she dates.

as a general rule, if oyu want to get hot chicks, just work out and dont act like a spazz. cuz thats what 90% of 'spazzes' do. they ACT. they play up their awkwardness more than it actually is. dont do that.

even if you dont end up scoring girls of that caliber, you will be happy to improve yourself cuz you'll still be getting hotter chicks than you get now

She looks like a dude.

She looks like a bitch.

cool this is just the kind of thread we need shitting up the catalog

lets post some more How to get X girl threads too

Generally you need to be muscular, have a nice smile, decent haircut and dress well.

Girls like this don't go for fatasses.

>>17467195
You got it Doctor Jones

Hold on to your potatoes!

>>17467163
I can tell you one thing about super hot girls. More often than you would believe, it's lonely at the top.

What I mean by this, is that some girls are so pretty that they intimidate most people. Because of this fact, they grow up thinking that they aren't beautiful and have self-esteem issues, or they grow up thinking that everyone hates them.

If you think a girl is attractive, talk to her. It's that simple.

>>17467209
This is quite true. All girls are insecure about their looks. Even that girl you think is 10/10 (subjective, others will think she is a 7/10) will have insecurities about her body and looks. She will be happy if someone talks to her.

You don't need a great body, you just need to be confident, have a great job, above 6' tall and have a 9 or 10/10 face. You pretty much need to be a Chad.

>>17467258
Go back to /r9k/ and stay there. You're an angry autistic sperglord virgin, you wouldn't know what is attractive.

>>17467163

once you get over the fear of rejection and get over the scarcity mentality, its all a numbers game buddy. With hot girls like that being witty and charismatic, funny is key. thing of them as ugly women if u have to.

>>17467285
Was anything I said far from the truth? She seems like a high maintenance girl who is able to pick from a large group of potential suiters.

I'm sorry if I offended you and demolished the illusion that she'd date someone who is a 5/10 (you) if he'd just be confident, work out and just "b urself."

>>17467303
Robots don't realize how easy it's to spot them when they are out of their homeboard.

And yes, what you said was pure bullshit. Projections of a bitter virgin. /r9k/ is full of that, and you should keep your bile in that containment board instead of spreading it.

>>17467309
>And yes, what you said was pure bullshit.

Please explain how I was wrong.

The truth sometimes hurt; I am not saying that it's impossible to get a girl if you're not very attractive, but it's almost impossible to get a high maintenance girl with a lot of potential suiters unless you're a looker.

>>17467320
This is /adv/, the advice board. You're a bitter kissless virgin, so you're hardly qualified to give advice about what girls want.

>>17467258

You sound like a bum who has been rejected by a ton of girls in the past and using the stories of virgins to parade this crap.

I am 5'9, chubby, have a decent face and a decent job but my ex girlfriend was gorgeous. Like I am talking about if she walks into a room, people will stare. My friends are always telling me how lucky I am for having a hot piece of ass like my ex but I always told them that frustrations for being lonely made me come out of my shell. I saw her at my college train terminal, talked to her, she laughed at my corny joke and a month later we were a couple. How many times have I fallen for that miserable outlook on girls and have let girls walk right by me. If I had followed your shitty advice, I would still be a virgin and never have been in love with a girl.

Trust a former foreveralone loser, if you have enough guts you could meet a great girl.

>>17467258
>confident
Yes
>have a great job
Yes
>above 6' tall
5'6"
>have a 9 or 10/10 face.
Maybe, I'm decent-looking
>You pretty much need to be a Chad.
I guess I am a Chad then.

>>17467326
Great post, and it highlights the difference between /adv/ and /r9k/. If you actually want to make your life better, you post on /adv/ . If you want to be miserable forever, you post on /r9k/.

The virgins who can't get a date are so because they don't want to try. They give up before even trying.

>>17467323
I'm not giving advice about what all girls want, but rather the cold hearted truth that high maintenance pretty girls will want someone who is well, you know... good looking.

I still don't see how anything I said was far from the truth. For all we know OP may be good looking, so it might not be all bad news.

>>17467327
I suggest asking her out then.

>>17467337
You have never asked a girl out. Your knowledge about relationships comes from hentai games. You are not qualified to give advice on what girls like. Get out.

>>17467337
>I suggest asking her out then.
Ummmm... what? If I like a girl I'll ask her out. I'm not some loser beta orbiter. I saw my gf for the first time a few weeks ago, talked to her, asked her out for a date, and now we are together.

>>17467163
Average fit, avg attractive but you definetly need to be kind of confident. You need to be funny and interesting thought, i've dated a couple girls who were model and i dont think i'm pretty average. However i'm confident and i have plenty of life experience(ie getting in trouble, travelling, stuff not sitting a computer), funny things to say and that works for me.

>>17467342
Again, I'm not talking about all girls. I'm talking about the kind of girl in OPs picture.

I am not saying that you need to be all of those things to get a girl, or a decent looking girl for that matter, but OPs girl looked quite high maintenance.

>>17467347
>1 month
>together

You have no right to insult anyone you naive porpoise

>>17467351
You are an underaged kissless virgin. Why do you even bother with this board? Isn't /r9k/ more up your alley?

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>>17467354
I probably have had more action than you have this week

>>17467357

Any guy saying "action" is a total loser who doesn't get laid that often. Only high schoolers say that lame shit.

>>17467363
Your dick is so much bigger than mine dude

>>17467326
>>17467326
Care to post your face?

>>17467366

Dick length doesn't matter but what does matter is not being a negative fuck who thinks you have to be adonis to get chicks. I have friends and coworkers who aren't handsome in least but they still have attractive partners because unlike you they have self esteem. Get your act together and maybe you might see some success when dating.

>>17467366
fugg, tell me more

>>17467357
>753 results in the last 4 months
>287 of which in the last week

Someone has too much free time in the summer when school is out. Even by tripfag standards you are pathetic.

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>>17467370
I don't have a clever response since for once everything you said is true

>>17467388
You're awesome Pegasus. Keep being you!

Don't change!

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>>17467393
I'm really not, do you think awesome people waste their lives on 4chan? I'm clever enough to help some people and entertain others but that's it

>>17467410
You're entertaining at least, that's a good thing.

>>17467410

Awesome people? What is awesome exactly? Nothing but a subjective word that can mean anything.

Normal everyday people come on here to help people with their own problems. They take time out of their lives to brighten up someone elses when they don't have to. I think that is awesome on its own right.

>>17467410
>help some people

You're a schoolkid. You don't know enough about the real world to help people.

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>>17467417
I'm at a loss for words

I don't think I should have been so honest

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>>17467422
You're wrong but that's fine, its the internet after all

The other guy was much better at insulting me

>>17467431
i have never encountered a speechless peggy

you might need a break

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>>17467442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm7Xf9818FM

I just don't know

>>17467163
>How confident
Confident enough to approach her and make conversation.
If you can't talk to people, then you are pretty fucked.

>physically fit
Provided you aren't fat you shouldn't have any issues.
Attractive women are not predisposed to like bodybuilders or athletes.

It really is down to your ability to look after your health, hygiene and not being socially retarded.

When I was chubby I dated an 8/10 Ukranian QT with massive tits, she was impressed because I was the only guy who ever just approached her and talked to her rather than grabbing her or trying too hard to impress her, we were together for 2 years after that.

>>17467455
you´re clearly not in the right mood for shitposting. i´d stop now or drop the trip or you will lose your skilfully built up reputation

>>17467463
He has already reset his trip a few days ago. Being an underaged shitposter with too much time eventually leads to his mom finding out.

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>>17467463
I never cared about my reputation, started tripping so people could block me if they wanted and I thought it was fun to keep track of my post count like I did on old forums

I've always been an angsty unlikable person with a negative attitude but my only saving grace is that I'm clever with words sometimes

>>17467485
>angsty unlikable person with a negative attitude
and you seem to enjoy that or else you would change it

Why do you have to ruin this post.

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>>17467500
I'm not sure I can change it

>>17467509
it was shit from the beginning

>>17467515
have you even tried?

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>>17467529
Just started

>>17467538
what´s the plan?

>>17467538
Liar. You're just another /r9k/ tier shitposter. You've never even tried to improve. Then again, you're a high school kid, so you don't know about the adult world yet.

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>>17467545
Basics human survival to begin with, I barely eat or sleep enough

Not really sure after that

>>17467555
how´s it going with the eating and sleeping?

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>>17467549
We get it dude, you're so much better than me

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>>17467557
I finished a plate of pasta today, probably should eat something more nutritious for dinner

Still not eating breakfast

Sleep is 1 or 2 hours off and on

>>17467570
>Still not eating breakfast
you know what to do

but for real, get some sleep. that´s not healthy

>>17467584
Its weird to have people take interest in my continued existence

I just don't feel hungry in the morning, stomach is usually upset

>>17467597
probably because you don´t get enough sleep. what´s your sleeping schedule?

>>17467598
I don't really have one, unstable

Usually around 12 to 5 am I go to sleep, then wake up at any time after that

>>17467605
you can do better

take care

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>>17467698
I'll try, went to the market to get apples

>>17467914
>apples
we all know how to get sweet smelling fur

>>17467163
you don't need any of those things
just give her enough drinks to make you look handsome

>>17467605
Read digitalnoesis.org/sleep/

>>17468095
>digitalnoesis.org/sleep/
I will, thanks

>>17467920
Exactly the reason I did it... even put on the ED while eating it no lie

>>17468095
So i read it and I follow some of the tips already like using flux

I'll stop staring at the clock and try to get off the computer before I sleep

Might listen to some audiobooks now, kind of my new thing after my 16 hour road trip

kind of wish all the books were read by cute grills though

>>17467163
You need to be average looking
Confident, and funny
Or tall
I hook up with girls like this on the regular, they usually aren't use to getting hit on because guys get intimidated. Fat chick's get hit on non stop because guys think they are easy.

>>17468106
>>17468120
No problem. The sleep schedule is very important also. It'll get better quick if you stick with it.

>>17467163
they want a guy that isnt actively looking for girls, doesnt look at them, look confident and serious but also hot. then theyll chase them or stalk them.

>>17467209
^ This. Then a lot of people also think the attractive girl gets attention all the time and we don't want it going to get head, so they treat her poorly. And the way people react to the attractive girl makes her feel like there is something wrong with her. Even if she is nice, all because some insecure people take their crap out on a face she could not help but be born with or they avoid her. Boo hoo. Being average is where its at.
Soooo.... be genuine and make her laugh

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>>17468566
>we

Oh man the temptation

This girl is below average - the tan blonde hair and boobs. She is a lot of up keep and thanks to this photo her low self esteem really shines.
You could get her for a night to get her for longer you'd have to likely mirror her and have money.

>>17468306
This only works on the pump and dumps. Not the keepers

>>17468611
OP says he wants to 'hook up' so he's good