My fucking retard uncle thinks he can get away with stealing all of my grandma's possessions again.
But not this time. I am going to polish the shit out of the staircase and his shoes and he's going to fall when he runs off like an obnoxious hyperactive faggot.
Do you live in a fucking cartoon, anon?
And you didn't ask for any advice about anything. Are you wondering what kind of polish to use?
>>17464031
Hello OP, i once used a spray to make latex clothing shiny in my bedroom, afterwards it became an ice rink and i was sliding into my bed everyday.
make sure you add a banana peel, too.
>>17464036
>Do you live in a fucking cartoon, anon?
Hahaha seriously though, this is some Tom and Jerry shit.
>>17464031
lol what the hell is this. good luck not getting arrested, op