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Give me a reason to leave the house today. Any. Please. Any at all
Go to the gym.
Pick up some tendies for lunch.
Your package from Amazon is on your porch.
Someone let the dogs out.
Free icecream from the icecream truck today.
ELOTEROOOOOOOO
Some Christians want to praise to you about the meaning of God and you got to kick them to the curb.
The house is on fire.
>>17463400
>Pokemon Go
>Ingress
It works for me.
At some point you will realise that the beer in the fridge wan't automatically replenish itself so you have to go outside to buy some more. While you're at it you can stop by at a near KFC and get some chicken!