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If you're thinking about getting a job delivering pizza; don't. Find something else to do. I've been delivering for about 15 years now and it has turned me into a fucking lunatic. People will constantly fuck with you on the road. You'll get cut off, tailgated even if you're going 10+mph over the limit in an apartment complex, and people will intentionally try and hit you or make you hit them because you can't do shit about it and cops will NEVER EVER take your side. You can have video evidence of it and they won't care. It doesn't matter how old you are or how careful you drive; you will always be a dumbass teenager who drives recklessly in their eyes. The money may be great but it is not worth losing your soul. I've applied for a CLP and I swear to your god I will shoot dead the next person who blocks me and gets out of their car and talks shit because I didn't yeild to them when there are cars parked on both sides of the street even though I got there long before they did. I'm sure you're reading this thinking who gives a fuck stop being a crybaby. After this many years getting fucked with I have no rationality left. I should definitely just get over it and continue making $15+ an hour, but reason has left me. All the shit head wiggers and white guys who work 80+ hours a week have made their point clear: I will never be treated like a human being. Please belive me that as fucking crazy as I sound you will end up just like me. People don't deserve delivery drivers who try to drive defensively and courteously. They deserve actual teenagers who drive like shit and get fired after 2 months. They don't deserve me and I don't deserve them. God fucking help you if you don't belive me. God fucking help you if you mess with me after I get my CPL.