Alright /adv/ what do i go for D&D? Warlock, wizard, or sorcerer?

Play a barbarian and spend the adventure purging out all those filthy magic scum.

Which edition?

Doesn't really matter, Wizard is always the answer, but humor me.

Play a Monk and say you're a Muscle Wizard who casts Fist.

Alternatively, play a Barb and spend the entire campaign playing a dude who has no magical skills whatsoever, but has convinced him that everything he does in life is a result of magic. Kinda like how religious fanatics think that every good thing that happens is a result of their God praising them, and everything bad is just a test.

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>>17461871
This guy gets it

Sorcerer is more powerful early on.

>>17461835
Bard, and don't ever look back.

>>17461835

None. Play a scientist who everyone is convinced is some kind of ungodly powerful combination of all three of those things, when actually you're just using common observational techniques, deduction, scientific methodology, and a little creative engineering.

>Wielder of dark magic, how did you navigate the forest?
>I made a compass with a needle, water and a cup. Exit's north yo.

>Wielder of dark magic, how did you cure the dreaded pirate king's personal plague?
>With a fucking lime, that shit was scurvy you dense troll

>Wielder of dark magic, how did you make the best sword in the world?
>It's called damascus steel, it contains tiny amounts of tungsten. Also helps if you don't make your swords out of fucking brass, the same shit used for doorknobs

>Wielder of dark magic, what is this explosive stick that's killed so many, and how have you powered it with greek fire?
>Now you're just being facetious, I already said it was a damn gun.

>Wielder of dark magic, how can we stop the black death in this town?
>Stop beating cats to death, you dumb motherfuckers, they'll eat the rats causing this shit.

>Wielder of dark magic, the devil has possessed my teenage son and filled his mind with thoughts of lust!
>It's called puberty, here's some coconut oil so he doesn't rip his damn dick off.