I need advice on how to kill 2 fat relatives and live well afterwards.

>>17459414
Imvite them over to mc donalds every night and don't eat anything.

What do you guys think of accidental slip falls? Falling on slippery surface and breaking their head.

Kill the cunts then eat them. You'll at least be satisfied and full afterwards.

Let the hate flow through you. I can't help you with the specifics though so good luck!

>>17459414
The obvious thing is to.poison their food. You'd have to make it something common that isn't suspicious, shouldn't be too hard as fattys will eat almost anything. Then you just have to go to "visit" a couple if says later and "find them" dead from whatever it was and call the cops. Easy peasy. Godspeed anon

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>>17459414
There are lots of old people in the world.

There are lots of fat people in the world.

There are NOT lots of old fat people in the world. Wait em out cuz.

Yeah just go to their house unannounced and slip some poison in.