Dating advice

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>>17459054
.....what?

>>17459054
Now that is some serious autism. I can offer no advice but damn! I'm glad I'm not you.

>>17459125
Um I'm borderline personality retard

>>17459090
What I asked

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Uh...

>>17459054
If you have game then anything can be used to pick up chicks.

Only if they're in desperate need of storage space.

if you're peacocking sure

>>17460085
What does peacocking mean?

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>>17460107
afaik it's like how a male peacock draws attention with his big iridescent feathers. get a flash drive that draws attention like one with flashing lights or a giant Hello Kitty or something. idk

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not gonna lie OP, I read your post and pic related was the first image that came to my mind.

>>17460141
I am doubtful that this would work except in the sense that it would get attention and possibly function as a conversation piece. you'd have to do the rest of the work yourself.

>>17460166
>get attention
>conversation piece
that's literally the point
sorry. I should have specified

>>17460177
no worries. my only concern is that OP would have to already have the kind of skills to take it from there. that's the bit I'm dubious about.

or he could just invest in a box, a stick, and a long piece of string.