Hey /adv/icates.
I decided to drink wine, started watching a sommelier documentary, and began to think about this girl I knew who wanted to become a sommelier. I remembered that her birthday was in August, but couldn't remember what day. So, instead of going with my gut and just asking her, I checked her Facebook and it turns out that it's today.
Should I wish her a happy birthday, straight up, or go through the dishonest "wat day is ur birthday? Omg today? No waaiii!" bullshit?
She's dating someone, so it doesn't really matter what she thinks of me romantically, I just want to be a nice friend. [spoiler] At least I keep telling myself that. [/spoiler]
plz help
I'm to autistic to figure this out.
ROOOOO HELP
I'm austic and intoxicated.
There's no reason to think this much about it, m8. If you do, you'll just be another notification on her Facebook. If you don't, nothing will change.