Plane masturbation

I've done it. Just go to the bathroom

Be careful. The air pressure might make your dick explode

>>17435593
Are there any reasons to go into the bathroom to do it, other than possibly getting caught if you don't?

>>17435607
Anon you're in an airplane how could you not get caught?

But no that's the only reason to use the bathroom

>>17435623
Do it slowly, it's not suspicious at the speed I did it last time in the same room as other people

>>17435607
>possibly
in what possible situation could you not get caught?

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Epic problem my frien

>>17435626
How do you deal with the mess/smell/contractions

>>17435651
reminds me of this
http://oglaf.com/shhh/ (nsfw)

>>17435651
BY DOING IT IN THE BATHROOM, you mong. Or just do it in your seat, get caught because there is literally one to two people sitting right beside you, and get arrested for indecent exposure just like this moron. http://jezebel.com/5805120/guy-arrested-for-masturbating-to-ejaculation-on-airplane

>>17435586
Your testicles may explode due to the air pressure.
The reduced gravity may cause your sperm to travel backwards.
I wouldn't risk it OP.

Masturbating in a plane bathroom is a terrible experience. Wait until after you land.