If you cut your arm up and put it in water to ensure that it

>>17429677

You're retarded.

>>17429684
I can't tell if that's a yes or a no so yeah, probably.

Cut your throat in a full bathtub you retard

>>17429677
You're actually retarded OP.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=does+blood+clot+under+water

>>17429677

Why are you asking?

>>17429714
So it won't matter, it won't be fighting gravity or any some shit?

I don't have the guts to cut any big arteries and we don't have a bathtub. If I fail I'll also be spending the rest of my life locked up to some ward like an animal so that's not an option.

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Keeping the wound in water won't prevent it from clotting? Think about this anon, the bodies of aquatic animals work on the same principals as ours, did you think that if they get a small cut they bleed out because the blood "doesn't dry"?

A cut doesn't stop bleeding because the blood dried out, it stops bleeding because small bodies in your bloodstream called platelets block up the area until eventually no blood can get through.

>>17429677
Do you think blood doesn't flow out of your body in water? Is that the question?

If so, diffusion is your answer. Literally middle school science. Get an education or just flat out kys.

>>17429725
Then what the hell is it with them emo girls cutting in bathtubs back in -07?

Like are you actually telling me the entire thing is bullshit? Entirely?

What about with alcohol? Does it work if I'm drunk?

>>17429677
Hmm a guy does this in 'the last emperor'

Bleeding out in general is a really hard way to kill yourself, meaning you will probably fail and end up with weird embarrassing scars and medical bills, like all of us fuckups...

the two safe bets are your femoral on the inside of the left thigh and your aorta (down into the collar bone)

Just go get counseling or engage in acceptable forms of self destruction like alcoholism OP.

I bet your life is on par to not as bad as most 4chaners.

>>17429784
Alcoholism isn't that acceptable, you end up doing a lot of ugly and stupid shit before it ends you properly, and I'd rather not do that.

So the inner thigh?

>>17429730
I'm pretty sure that's what he's drying to do, bro.

Suicide.

>>17429677
Bleeding out is a rather unpleasant and slow way to die. You'll almost certainly chicken out.

It isn't even about how badly you want to die or power of will.

Your brain is designed to preserve itself. Once you get close enough to death, it will dole out the right hormones to get you to call 911.

>>17429734
Gives the illusion of eternal bleeding so they can show off to friends how much they bled when in reality it's actually just mainly water.

>>17429818
Then what would you suggest? I have no access to drugs (either street or most prescription things) or firearms, and I'd prefer to do minimal collateral damage/traumatised strangers.

>>17429835
Hang yourself with no drop. You dont need to stop air, just blood to your brain. Painless if you dont apply needless pressure to the trachea.

-expert

>>17429835 (me)
Eh you probably don't really want to kill yourself anon, whatever you did is probably less fucked up then your imaging.

you should just talk about what's bothering you and I'll re frame it for you.

If it's really jks worthy I'll give you a real answer.

The actual answer to all of these things is to go get counseling btw, might as well be a meme.

-9996 karma

>>17429864
Does my body end up looking fucked up? My mom will have to recognise it.

>>17429734
the point of that stuff was that a little bit of blood in water looks like a whole lot, so yes it was all just for show

if you lose a significant amount of blood and drink alcohol it will increase the likelihood of you getting alcohol poisoning.

>>17429868
I cannot be loved within the terms and conditions I need to be loved, and I have exhausted all the energy I have had on functioning without.

>>17429876
are you fucking kidding me, you're going to kill yourself over a girl

you're fucking pathetic

>>17429883
Not a girl. Fuck's sake I've turned down straight girls left and right, it takes an idiot not to pull one. Men are a lot harder than that.

>>17429876 (me)
I get that.

can you elaborate? zoom back from the picture a bit, what's bothering you?

>>17429893
then what

>>17429908
I'm gay. I'm stuck in a small place without any gays, and I don't have the intelligence, drive or any other talent to get into school or career in a big city.

There is only so much that you can stretch the energy and motivation reserved to basic needs and survival. University entrance exams don't care if it's killing me not to be loved.

>>17429920
get over yourself sweetheart, your life isn't nearly as hard as you think it is

>>17429929
I didn't mean to imply that my life would be harder than anyone else's. Just that I don't have the drive or resources to keep at it. I didn't mean to offend.

>>17429935
and I never implied that your suffering is more or less than anyone else's, simply that you are giving into self pity and weakness

>>17429937
Do I have some kind of a moral duty not to?

I aknowledge that not being able to express or receive affection does not literally harm peoples' vital signs. I just really don't see why I should bother regardless.

I am not wanted here. I don't want to be here. There is no god, there is no hell. What stops me?

Get viagra or eat a kilogram of garlic.

Cutting is for pussies though, its not hard to kill yourself when youre determined.

>>17429945
fear of death

>>17429677
Don't do it, there are so many reasons to live. Besides, you'll just end up back here anyways.

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>>17429920
Fuck you dickhead. Move somewhere else. How retarded are you.

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>>17429945
You are embedded in the social fabric whether you see it or not.

Your also looking at this in negatives, reasons not to live as opposed to reason to live.

Whatever your experiencing is temporal, I slept all day today because of depression, but I still know this, this feeling will pass.

btw you should try online dating, tons of gay dudes on the web, you can lie about the fact that you're here, we all do.

>>17429962
I don't have an education, big cities don't hire white people with zero experience to
do anything. I couldn't handle unemployment anyway.

>>17429964
I already have. I found nothing I'd want and nobody who wanted me.

>>17429964
>Whatever your experiencing is temporal
the word you want is temporary not temporal

>>17429980
>they wont hire me because I'm white
did you really just fucking say this? You don't think big cities have dishwashers, janitors, security guards, laborers, clerks, cashiers, fast food workers, and a million other jobs for people with no education and experience? Because you're one dumb faggot if you really think that.

I'm too chicken and care about the collateral far too much to even attempt it. One time when I was 9 years old I held a knife over the hole above my chest and pressed it till I saw blood dripping. The adrenaline I built up from holding back has addicted me so much that I indulge in adrenaline inducing activities. I like running into cars, jumping on the hood and letting the sudden momentum from the breaks throw me off. been jailed quite a few times for doing it and haven't payed off the tickets. I'm 25 btw since last Feb.

>>17429983
This corner of Europe is flooded with whoever manages to pour out of Africa or Russia. The youth unemployment in cities is absurd, and reason enough to kill oneself in its own right.

Do you honestly think a fast food job keeps someone afloat in a big city?

>>17429993
Congratulations.

>>17429980
>I don't have an education, big cities don't hire white people with zero experience to
>do anything. I couldn't handle unemployment anyway

You don't even need to go to a big city. I came from a town of about 30,000 people, and there were plenty of gays.

Do you sit in your basement and expect to be inundated with faggots, hoping they can smell your gayness? You'd probably meet people if you went out.

>>17429998
yes I do, because a few years ago I kept myself afloat as a fast food worker in NYC, one of the most expensive cities in the world. You have to work more than one job and live like a spartan but I did it and I did it without killing myself. Eventually I was able to move up in the world by pushing forward.

If your country is hopeless then move somewhere else, you say you live in Europ, you do realize that having an EU passport puts you ahead of 95% of the rest of the world, right?

Hmm, I'm exhausted. here's bad advice, because this is really a self pity thread and we've stopped being constructive.

back to plan A, jks.

52 percent of male deaths are by gunshot in the US, it's pretty fast, they're not that hard to get, spend a few extra dollars and get a larger caliber (9mm or 45., not 22lr), brief waiting period, you may have fucked it up with your record.

Hanging is OK, if you mess it up it can be reasonably painful, mix with alcohol if possible, try to find some place that some kids will not find you and have a horrible traumatic experience.

falling isn't so bad, but your an asshole if you fuck up a bunch of people in a public space, and you most definitely don't want to survive.

My go to would be the golden gate, it's iconic, the last thing you get to see is the beautiful ocean, there's no high rail, the safety net has not been installed yet. You can pick a number and go find your favorite lamp post number. The fall is very high, and has a 98 percent fatality rate, assuming you don't land feet first at a slight angle. The coast guard will find your body, which will be slightly bloated or possibly eaten by sharks, you can leave a token and the passing cops will pick it up fairly quickly.

Yes, glad to help everyone find real solutions to their problems.

>>17430004
I live in a town of 29 000 people. What am I supposed to do?

>>17430008
I will literally rather die. I aknowledge and respect you for your efforts, but working +16 hours per day would leave me with even less time and energy to be social.

Nobody hires uneducated finnish people.

>>17430045
~*not an american*~

Doesn't hanging fuck your body up?

>>17429872
sounds like youre just putting it off because youre scared.

just put your social security number on your arm or something

>>17429920
excuses excuses.
god youre so dramatic.

if you really wanted a gay man then youd work for it. sell what little shit you have, pack the shit you actually need and move to a city. hitchhike or go by bus if you need to. before you go have jobs lined up waiting for you. check wanted ads in the paper or go on Craigslist.

>>17429720
>If I fail I'll also be spending the rest of my life locked up to some ward like an animal
That is unlikely. A few weeks, maybe even a couple of months. But not the rest of your life.

More to the point, you WILL fail. Your choice of method, and the constraints you've placed upon it, guarantee it. And you WANT TO fail: the whole reason you've gone through this is that you do not want to die. You say you don't have the guts to go for big arteries, but your guts are focused on keeping you alive, and they are stronger than this thing in your head telling you that you want to die. It lies.

Please, OP: seek help. We've already established that you're going to wind up getting it anyway, one way or another. Walking into it, rather than being carried in, means a shorter stay (or possibly no stay at all) and a better time if you do stay. And, in the end, real solutions: ones you can live with.


so that's not an option.

>>17430441
I don't want a gay man. I want to die.

>>17430457
I don't want a messed-up body because my mom will have to see it.

I'll just get drunk and head for the big veins.