Is it safe to pour yogurt intoo my ass? (I want to pretend it's

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Just ask someone to fuck you in the ass.

Your anus/rectum is for digested food. Putting literally anything else up there has risks.

You want to risk it? Then make sure you have a good excuse and enough money for a doctor in case it all goes wrong. Then report back here with your findings.

No. Don't put food up your ass. Especially if there's sugar in it. Just use water or lube, it's not like you can see it while it's in there. Jesus Christ, what the fuck am I doing here

I wouldn't. But if you do, be sure you use plain joghurt with no sugar and maybe do an enema after to clean it out again. Or order artificial cum online

>>17420229
i'm shy
>>17420230
why is it a risk?
>>17420233 >>17420242
why is sugar especially bad?

>>17420269
Sugar is easy nutrition for bacterias and thus encourages bacteria growth

>>17420233
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>>17420271
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>>17420271
>bacteria growth

Due your ass consists of bacteria. It's what's makes it work.

I doubt it would do anything. Once you poop something out, it'll probably get pushed out too.

>>17420214
It should be, but make sure to use the flavorless regular stock kind, because the sugary flavored yogurts could leave you with a sticky situation

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>>17420279
>>17420284
Think I'll do this, thanks for the advice /adv/.

>>17420282
Perfectly true, but there are different kind of bacterias. Some you want inside your rectum and some you surely don't want to get a bigger count. Providing strange nutrition that doesn't usually get inside your rectum might cause the wrong bacterias to gain population