im going to join the airforce soon what should i expect?

>>17419004
STD's

penis inspection day

>>17419004
>>17419010
This is a reality.

>>17419013
>>17419010
will they check my prostate and find out im a closet faggot?

They're gonna laugh in your face when you say you're only experience is doujins and trap romances

>>17419004
Air Force is the military equivalent of "my dad is a lawyer" or that dykey haircut mom's get.

Planes

>>17419107

Not really - the mom cut can be hot if she manages to keep the weight off

>>17419004
Be prepared to have to do almost 15 pushups at a time and maybe even run almost a whole mile.

I don't envy you the hell you're about to go through.

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Area beautifulcation

The chair force.

Join the Navy like a man.

>>17419017
The doctor will ask if youve ever had anal sex.
They dont ask if your pitching or catching.
Say no regardless