How to eat pussy?

>>17414563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzUm7UEEIY

gotchu senpai

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>>17414563
you mean this one?

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>>17415193
Just reading that made me pretty moist.
>mfw I'll never find a dude around me willing to go down

>>17415274
are you rocking some untamed vintage bush or something?

>>17415293
No I'm just 21 and nearly all college dudes want porn star poon. I keep it well trimmed but seems like it's hairless or bust. Whenever I shave I look more like I have a horrific STD than hot so there's that.
I'm also a roastie, which I've had dudes straight up leave when they saw it. Literally the closest I've gotten to getting eaten was an arranged oral hook up.
>"Oh. I wish you would have mentioned you were an outie."
>Makes lame excuse to bail 5 minutes later.
feels bad man. Maybe when I'm older.

>>17415311
weak
if youre in michigan and reasonably attractive, i probably got you. if not, keep at it- there are plenty of dudes out there who thoroughly enjoy eating pussy

>>17415330
Yeah, I know half my issue is living in a tiny ass farming community that just happens to have a small college slapped in the middle of it. It's a numbers game, I just have very few fish to choose from.
Not that I plan to stay here even a second longer than I have to at least lol.

>>17415351
its not much better in the city. there are more people, sure, but the majority of them still suck

>>17415311
>I've had dudes straight up leave when they saw

its not your pussy you are just repulsive

>>17415193
gonna have to show this to my lesbo roommates

>>17415193
Lesbian here!
This is beautiful and accurate.

OP

Follow this GUIDE to how to BEST eat pussy

it changed my LIFE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4TvNTn8WFM

>>17415193
Holy shit, I'm a gaymale and that even made me want to try this out

>>17416043
eat ass

>>17416043
gaymale
sperm whale
lonsdale

a short poem for you

>>17415193
i've heard some women say you should suck on the clit like it's a tiny penis until she comes

which sounds a lot less tiring than licking it up and down while chanting hi-ya-ya-ya hi-ya-ya-ya in my head

>>17416073
>suck on the clit like it's a tiny penis
This.

100% truth. Basically, that's what it is anyways.

More intense orgasms can come from using your tongue to write the ABC's around the clit. In a small, 9pt fashion... not a 10,000pt fashion. Tongue "fucking" does nothing, it's something you're doing for yourself, and just don't.

Clit dick it!

>>17416073
>>17416076
lmao I fucking knew it eating pussy is for homos

>>17416106
>i knew it!

Stupid fuck. Take a god damn biology class.

We know it's easy as fuck being retarded, but at least TRY to keep up with humanity.

>>17416106
if sucking a girls bare pussy makes me gay you can call me neil patrick harris

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>>17416119
kek
actual closeted homo right here

>>17416052
beautiful, a poet and a scholar

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>>17416151
Really? Can you provide us proof you aren't the same poster as the person you called a homo? Cause that advise seems legit, anon...

>>17415311
Out of curiosity, how bad are your lips? Crazy saggy and puffy or just "normal" and the guys you've been with are being dickwads?

>>17415274
>mfw I'll never find a dude around me willing to go down
probably cause your fat
>>17415311
No I'm just 21 and nearly all college dudes want porn star poon.
probably cause your fat
>I'm also a roastie, which I've had dudes straight up leave when they saw it
oh man, fucking rip.

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>>17416456
kek, good ole 4chins and the default "nah ur fat". 120lbs whale here yo. I'll admit my fat distribution is shit and makes me look a lil chub though, working on my /fit/ness. Cest la vie.
>>17416234
I mean, I think I'm def on the longer end. If I'm going off this classic chart I'm pretty close to 15 or 28. Like I've had issues before where I get a lip stuck outside my underwear while walking. Shit's painful af.
I also took some lewds for a soc thread and got accused of having a dick because my camel toe looked more like a "moose knuckle" to this anon. So it creates a large enough bulge in my crotch for some stupid people to think I'm a man baby.
>>17415432
Maybe, but if I am then they were using my puss as an excuse, which I still think is telling. And they seemed to be pretty into my bod until the panties came off.

>>17415193
OP here. Exactly that! Thank you man, you are golden!

>>17416529
>dat gap on 25
Muh dick

>>17416597
I agree, if 25 was bald it'd probably be the best one on there.

>>17416614
Nigga say what
The stripe is the cherry on top of the cake

>>17416621
It isn't for me I guess. I don't wanna be lickin pubes when I'm goin for the clit. The texture of hair in my mouth is not something I typically enjoy

I don't like giving or receiving head, is that bad?

>>17416674
Nah, that's perfectly fine. You do you friend, you never have to do anything you don't like. Especially if you don't like either. It just kills me when dudes demand to get their dick sucked but then refuse to touch puss, or vice versa on the sexes.
Which its ok in itself to only like one and not the other, but just don't expect everyone to be cool with it.
Like sucking dick aint my favorite thing in the world, but I'll do it to get some oral myself. It's a fair trade in my book.

>>17416688
I don't mind using my fingers as long as it takes, but going down on someone is really not my thing. The vagina itself is really not a part I particularly like in a woman, even if there's love involved. I'd much rather kiss her lips. I hope it never becomes an actual problem.

>>17416693
It could, or it couldn't. Just depends on the girl, but what you're saying is completely valid to me man. Just keep in mind something like 70% of the female population can not get off from penetration, so you gotta be attentive to the clit somehow. Fingers are a perfectly fine substitute tho, or hell break out the toys during sex.
Frankly one of my favorite moves is rubbing the head of his dick against my clit. Shit's great, better than sex really.

>>17416720
I love love love it when a guy does this! And when ive got my legs spread and he dips just the head of his dick in the opening of my vagina.

>>17416729
Shits cash right? Lol.

>>17416170
why thank you
i perform every monday and wednesday
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