ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

So I've hung out with this chick from tinder 3 times (third time today) and each time we've only hung out a few hours

Anyway idk if I'm just oblivious to her hints or if they're super subtle but idk if I should make the first move or even if she wants me to. She texted me asking to hang out and leaves for school in like 2 weeks.

Should I just say fuck it and make a move next time?

>>17412312
Yes. Next question.

>>17412332
Does this song layout everything a guy needs to know to get with a girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ

Guys: who are your role models?

>>17412401
Kanye West, Martin Shkreli, Vince Staples, Gary Oak

>>17412401
Lots of people in obscure interests I have that you don't know.

>>17412375
No.

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>>17412401
Adolf Hitler, Corneliu Zelea Codreanu and Augusto Pinochet

>>17412401
> Space Dandy, Archer, Kanye West, Gary Oak
The common trait is that they don't give af

>>17412412
I forgot Schmidt from New Girl

>>17412401
Adolf Hitler and Pablo Esacabar (seriously, the shit he got away with, that's impressive),

Is it true that people want mates like their mothers/fathers?

To women, what does having a vagina feel like?

>>17412453
>Is it true that people want mates like their mothers/fathers?
no that's bullshit

>>17412453
i'm a guy and my ideal gf is like the opposite of my mom

>>17412401
T.E Lawrence, Mark Hollis, James May

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I recently went to a doctor with my gf and she's been told that she's overweight, which she does know but the reality has kind of hit (albeit temporarily) and I'm working on getting healthier too. What are some subtle ways to start getting things on that track? What are some fitness things we can do together?

>>17412480
Make her give you head for an hour every day, that's good cardio

>>17412487
Actually she already has been lately which has been surprising. But I'm not sure if you're kidding about the cardio bit or not, I honestly don't know shit about fitness at this point.

>>17412492
Apparently sex is good cardio (not that I'll ever know),try and get her to take the active role there.

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>>17412401

>>17412401
Goblin and One Eye
Before the whole mind rape and stroke thing respectively anyways.

>>17412480
Myfitnesspal
Exercise is great and all but it's secondary to actually fixing your diet.

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KV here. Thinking about trying to fuck my friend who I've known since last December. She's kind of a fuck up and most could describe her as crazy (off her meds), but I think she's pretty cool and she's sexy as fuck. I've been going over to her place more and more lately. How do I even go about doing this?

What could this mean/be in reference to??
"I think I'm ready to let go. There wasn't much to begin with"

>>17412401
Never had one.

Girls how do you feel about semen? Do you think it's gross and just never want to touch it, or can you like having it on/in you and think it's hot and sexy?

>>17412891
Read the FAQ.

Anyhow, I like it.

>>17412395
This hasn't happened to me yet but I feel hurt just by reading it

>>17412401
I never think about this but I guess I just make my friends and family that I know who are kind, loving, and caring as well as intelligent my role models.

>>17412453
As far as I know thats just some way certain groups categorize relationships, I don't think people want their SO to literally be like a mother/father/son/daughter but I think a lot of people probably desire a dynamic that is similar to that, like having their SO care for them like a mother would. I'm pretty sure I saw that on some menimist shit my friend (who is unironically a hardcore menimist, which feels very weird to say) sent me. At times I've wanted my current relationship to temporarily change to something like that due to the stress from temporary separation, but I never wanted this consciously otherwise.

>>17412754
you have to give context faggot

>>17412643
Never put your dick in crazy

>>17412468
This.

>>17412395

This happened to me. Worst part is I hung around her for 2 years. Then she finally came out with it and called me ugly.

Now I'm a 31 year old KV with absolutely 0 confidence.

>>17412898
>>17412643
Don't listen bro, the sex is on a different level every time.

>>17412935
But then you have a crazy chick folliwing you around

>>17412401
Nobody
>>17412395
Ayy lmao
>>17412453
I want somebody like myself, physicaly
>>17412925
>REM playing in the distance

>>17412401
My father

>>17412453
Some people do. I don't want anyone like my mother, she's very selfish.

My gf says I'm a lot like her dad though.

Girls how attractive/unattractive is sardonic humour?

All my life I've been the 'funny guy' and have always had a sarcastic/mocking sense of humour. However a few years ago I got depressed, and I think that seeped through into my humour, because I got more and more sardonic. Mostly I take the piss out of how narcissistic other people my age are - going to the gym and endlessly posting pictures of themselves, or going 'travelling' and just taking selfies in front of tourist spots. Now my friends find this funny, and I've had a few different people tell me that I'm the funniest person I've met, but I'm starting to think my humour is depressing and unattractive. People like to do things that are maybe a bit narcissistic/irrational, and I make fun of them for it. I think maybe that's an unattractive quality, even if I don't direct it personally. What do you think?

>>17413141
Humour is always sexy. Probably the sexiest quality a guy can have.
If all you can do is talking shit about people who are fit and travel, it is a bit annoying and sounds a bit like an inferiority complex (especially if you aren't fit/don't travel).

>>17412453
I am a girl. I am very similar to my dad, and my 1st boyfriend was exactly like my mom.
Now I am dating someone completely different.
My mom and the first boyfriend are still friends and go out sometimes. Which is weird.

>>17413169
Actually I go to the gym 6 times per week and love travelling, so the humour is more self-depreciating then anything. So, I don't know, I'd upload a picture of myself lifting weights and have a caption of something like "I go to the gym for my health, honest! It has nothing to do with my insecurity about my penis size! (like this picture or I'm going to cut myself)'. So yeah, I don't aim the comments at anyone apart from myself, and just use it to mock millennials in general. But I don't know how it comes across - I feel like it might sound like I'm being smug and acting superior, when that's not really my intention.

>>17413195
It doesn't sound bad, in my opinion - a bit arrogant, sarcastic, funny. But I find arrogance pretty sexy.
Don't try too hard. Just that.

Girls who are bi, which situation would you prefer? One dick and only one dick for the rest of you life with NO women. OR, your own harem of 20 bad bitches?

>>17412460
It's hard to describe what it is like because you are not used to anything else, and obviously there aren't much outward sensations. You are not typically aware of your vagina when walking around unaroused, though I think virtually all women can flex them at least once if they want to (which is pretty comparable to flexing your anus, but feels stronger and firmer).

Getting wet has I think similar tell tale signs as for men: a throbbing sensation, warmth in your crotch. If it gets bad and you don't do anything about it you can start to feel a dull ache in your actual vagina. For me the feeling of getting wet is a feeling of a good kind of helplessness, a form of very deep receptiveness, almost forgetting about yourself in your craving of that other person. Like with the fluid your bones leak out and you are left a shivering mass of soft tissues.

Honestly vaginas are much cooler than they get credit for. Yeah, there's periods (but then again, you can carry a child using just your own body, which is the closest relationship that two human beings can possibly have) and vaginas tend to be high risk high reward with reaching orgasms (although there are also women who climax quite easily, or even have issues with coming too quickly).

>>17412897
>you have to give context faggot
There is none. They are vague tumblr posts

My gf wants to be more dominant in bed but has no idea how. Anyone have any tips?

>>17413213
>cont'd

But apart from that, they have some sweet, sweet upsides. They don't get in the way and are not that vulnerable - something like the seam of your jeans pressing down on your crotch on a bike saddle typically feels pleasurable more than anything else. It is much easier for women to be able to have consecutive orgasms, and easier to have prolonged orgasm sensations. Being horny and drenched and basically producing copious amounts of your own private lube feels pretty luxurious, yet there's still minimal clean up. You can be aroused and fantasize about sex as much as you want in public without a giveaway. Options for two orgasms (yeah there's prostate orgasms, but many guys are not comfortable with going there, which isn't the case with a vaginal or clitoral orgasm). If you perfect your kegels you can train yourself to grip a guy so firmly and precisely that you can essentially jerk him off with your pussy. Inviting and accepting someone into your body is a very psychologically vulnerable, intimate and intense experience.

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>>17413221
>>17413213
Fucking succubuses and your tricks
Dicks are superior

>>17413141
Mixed feelings. What you describe in this post and the other one sounds pretty okay, but I have met some people who prided themselves on having sarcastic humor, that in practice mostly boiled down to just tearing people down all the time.
The things you mention can absolutely be grating, but they are in no way severe flaws - everyone is a little vain, a little conformist, a little whatever. Seeing others do things that rub you the wrong way and not wanting to partake in it is great and a matter of knowing your mind and where you stand. But consistently choosing the most negative and judgmental explanation about pretty everyday things that people just do is not attractive to me. Have the empathy to shrug it off as silly shit that doesn't harm anyone. A bit of poking fun never hurts, especially when it's also self-deprecating and you obviously understand the other side as well, but there's a point where it just becomes mean.

>>17413238
I said they are cooler than they get credit for, not that they are superior, that's a statement I don't feel comfortable making until I've peed my name in the snow at least..

>>17413209
One dick.

Granted, I am more towards the straight side of bi. I've had sex with men, and I've had sex with women. I'm more emotionally attached to men and I still love having sex with them. But I also love having sex with women, but without emotional attachment because I find women sexy, but I haven't had an intimate emotional bond with one like I do with men.

I'd rather be married to a man than a woman, to sum it all up.

>>17412285
Ladies(and men really) if your boyfriend or girlfriend joined the military, would you stay with them and be faithful to them knowing they would be away for the majority of 4 years?

>>17413285
I would break up.
Long distance relationships when you have very little time to communicate and to stay together are a pain.

I want to hang out with this chick again to make up for our lame ending yesterday.
Is the next day too soon?

>>17413285
Have an open relationship or end it. It's a slim chance for deployed soldiers to maintain a monogamous relationship.

>>17413216
She probably has a few idea, but thinks you'd be offended. If you want to try and get her real desires out, have her watch porn of women dominating men with you. Express interest at the things that turn you on so she knows where your boundaries are.

Easy things:
She leads foreplay and teasing
She can require you to address her formally in exchange for continuing sexy time
She gets to be on top for oral sex and intercourse
Gentle orgasm denial, you pop when she wants you to pop.

girls, should I tell my girlfriend any relationship issues or insecurities I have from past relationships or would doing so be a bad idea?

she's told me her "bad past" so I feel like she trusts me, but I'm by nature guarded about my past.

>>17412460
A gaping hole waiting for all sorts of bullshit. Infection, pregnancy, etc. They are fickle, get upset with the slightest change in your body, and don't even feel good t b h. I'd take a dick any day over this constant hell.

>>17412891
I find it gross really. I definitely do not want it in my body, mouth or vag, but I will tolerate on top of my body.
It's just part of the package to me, I may not like it but its there and I'll take it for the benefits of the rest.
>>17413319
Nah, go for it. If she's not busy at least.
>>17413285
I don't think I could handle that. This is why I tend to stray away from military, I don't believe in long distance. One or both partners ALWAYS finds someone closer that's just as compatible if not more. The relationship will end one way or another, I usually figure why draw it out.
I thank you for your service, but I just cannot deal with long distance.
>>17413413
Depends how long you've been dating. If you feel comfortable opening up, go for it. If not, that's fine too and she should respect that. I would def tell her about it if she's exhibiting one of those traits that sparks your anxiety though, especially if its a relatively normal trait that she might not understand why it bothers you without context.

>>17412480
Rough sex if you two are up to it.

Otherwise run or swim.

>>17412401
i don't have one, i try to be myself and not identify myself to someone

>>17412453
not really, you may like some good traits that your mother/father have in your future bf/gf, but damn, i'd hate a gf exactly like my mom.

>>17412480
going to the gym together ? it's more fun, i did it with my ex and i was super proud of her when she did some perf

>>17413216
pull her hair, be aggressive, choke her a bit, slap her ass, porno like.

>>17413285
i'd break up.

>>17413238
Fuck yeah!
Go dicks, go dicks, go dicks, go dicks

I have the same kind of problem as >>17412480
I'm fit and my gf is chubby
How can I tell her/make her understand that I'd like her to lose some weight and/or work out with me ?
She have a bad diet but she is still living with her parents so she can't fix it easily

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>>17412395
savage

>>17412401
subcommandante marcos and patti smith

>>17412949
>>17412643
gotta do it once just to learn to never do it again at least

Girls. What body parts do you find most attractive in men?

>>17413524
>subcommandante marcos
Ayy i remember you constantly sucking his cock on another board

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>>17413536
Yeah probably

there might be another anon tho, that would be cool

>>17413535
His wallet

>>17413540
I remeber other anons talking about him but only you (i'm assuming it was you) posted pics of him.
I think it was on /int/, not sure.

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>>17413535
>spend years of hard work & diet
>girls likes yachts

>>17413513
Last guy I was with said some bullshit like "you know you've got a body type that makes it really easy to tone up and get jacked..."

He'd then cook his protein food for me when I was over.

>>17413568
I'm not /fit/, I'm just in good shape

>>17413535
Hands, arse, and his scent.

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>>17413568
>protein food
fucking normies

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>>17413579
>date with jeff!

>>17413555
not on int too often, I mostly lurk /g/ /his/ /diy/ /out/ and /lit/

>>17413609
Yeah, i never saw you often but i remember you because i forgot about the guy everytime and googled him everytime.

>>17412401

Leonidas, Aries, Khorne, The Rock, Britney Spears, Al Sharpton, Freddie Gray, Jon Stewart, Megan Fox, Oliva Munn, Paris Hilton

Both genders

In your opinion:
Can a guy and a girl just remain good friends? Or does the friendship eventually fall apart?

I'm just afraid that if I try and make a move with this girl I've been friends with for over four years, things will get awkward and we'll drift apart. We click really well though and there MIGHT be something there, but I think us as friends is a better option.

>>17413721

Been friends with females over and over.

Like males sometimes drift apart, come back together over a game, work, new book / movie etc.

Roughly longest friendship about 10 years for both genders. So yes, it's possible.

As for you specifically, just tell her what you wrote.

If you're such good friends, you should be fine. Better to know.

>>17413721
Its been 4 years. Youre so deep in the friendzone that youre just going to drown.

If you really think you can entice her into a relationship go ahead and try. But it'll likely end up awkward and change your friendship.

What do I say in the first message on a dating site? Everything comes up as tacky or boring.

>>17413535
Their hands, stomach and neck. I like male legs a lot as well provided they're not stick thin and shapeless, but those three are my favorites.

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lady joggers, can i jog up to you and try for a conversation?

>>17412285

guys: instead of asking for advice I will give you one

A woman can forgive a man a lot of things but she will never forgive a guy being boring. So dont be boring.

>>17413921
Here is my advice to you: men don't exist to entertain women. Grow the fuck up and get your own goddamn hobbies.

>>17413921
do i look like a clown you whore

>>17413772
It doesn't matter. Most chicks mailboxes are full of dumbasses sending them "hi" or "i liek ur titties" or "wanna c dis diq." Ask them about something in their profile, ideally a common interest. Give it a day and don't expect a response.

Both genders: how much importance do you place on a kiss? To me it is extremely personal and intimate.

>>17413961
I do have hobbies. While they are interesting and fun to me, women tend to find them as interesting as watching paint dry.

>>17413921
This is actually very true.

what do women think of repeating digits?

>>17413921

is being edgy considered interesting?

my political beliefs are... out there.

>>17413988
Sounds like that's their problem. You aren't an ornament and any woman trying to treat you as such isn't worth your time.

>>17413981
I don't care about the action, but about the feelings behind it. I wouldn't mind my boyfriend kissing another woman if it was just for lust.

>>17414012
If you keep your nails trimmed and hit the right spot, women will love your repeated digits.

Ladies,

Do you see a man who was abused and bullied by a woman as pathetic?

>>17414050
Yes

>>17414050
No. What kind of sense would that make? If the logic is that you must be pathetic for a woman to be able to target and hurt you, that would mean I'd look at my entire gender as pathetic and powerless. Not to mention that for a man it is hard to protect himself properly against a physical attack from a woman considering how quick people are to assume the opposite dynamic, and that being cruel and hurting people isn't exactly gender restricted.

>>17414031
I agree. I am my own person. I would rather be single than have somebody try and change me to be "interesting".

Girls, do you like tight balls or loose balls?

>>17414099
I've been with one man so I can't really compare, but I just wanted to say that his balls were really loose to me, to the point where I wondered if it was abnormal how dangly they were. (I don't think so, I was just clueless.)
But I was crazy about him and didn't give a fuck and grew to really like them, the smell, the tender skin, the rounded shapes. Took them in my mouth to suck them all over and everything, with enthusiasm too. Loved the contrast between them being dangly and how much they'd rise when he was rock hard.

I wouldn't worry about it. And genitals can be funny or weird in many ways... doesn't mean they don't grow on you fast when it's part of someone you adore.

>>17414074
Could you explain more?

>>17414083
Would that also apply to emotional abuse?

>>17413981
Eh, a kiss is the lowest form of intimacy to me. That being said, I don't like kissing just anyone. Like I was at a new years party once and once the ball dropped everyone started kissing everyone, gay dudes, dudes I had never even spoken to, even some women all came around trying to give me a kiss and I was kinda uncomfortable with that. However I have no issue kissing a dude I just met so long as I'm even remotely interested in him. There's little to no risk kissing, so I just brush it off.
Now on the side of importance, there's not much worse than a horrible kisser. I hooked up with a guy once that was by far the worst kisser I had ever met. Kinda set the mood for the whole night you know? I don't think I could see a dude long term who was just absolutely horrible at it lol.
>>17414050
Only in the sense you allowed for the abuse to continue, and that's not a gendered thing to me either, women are included in that. If you will actually sit around and get abused out of "love" or even fear, I think that's kinda pathetic. To be so brainwashed you feel like you can't leave when it really is as easy as walking out the fucking door. But I'd also give you credit for finally fucking leaving that situation too, it'd just depend how long you allowed it to happen on how pathetic I'd find you.
(And again, this goes for both genders.)

>>17413535
hands,eyes,mouth

>>17414124
Yes.

>>17413535
Nice forearms are absolutely amazing.

General questions thread says ask here.
I'm a 25 year old girl. Am I too old to wear stuff teens would wear like tights with a skull pattern, or to dye my hair weird colors?
People tell me I seem younger when I tell them my age, I can't tell if it's a compliment or neutral or if I should be worried that I'm acting or dressing like a child.

When a girl looks at you more than once do you have to assume she's at least interested enough?

Also... what's the best way to find out if a girl is over 18?

On Friday I took the leap. I took /Adv/ and asked out the girl I'v been talking to for 4 weeks.

I asked "what are your plans for the weekend?"
>replies with nothing much
I proceed to ask her if she not doing anything on Sunday maybe we can go out and get something to eat.
>She replies with I can't go out much on Sundays, how about another time?

It's not a no.. I have that going for me right?

Later after I asked I sent her
>"So no Sundays when planning, got it lol."
she replied
>"Yup Yup! No Sundays."

So yesterday while I was stuck doing some bullshit promise job I got bored and wanted to see what she was up to. I texted "Hey!"
I got no reply or answer, still nothing right now.

I'm having thoughts like she's busy, maybe I messed up, maybe she giving distance.

I haven't sent another message or anything because I didn't want to come off as clingy or annoying.

Any thought? ask for more info if needed.

>>17414188
> I'm acting or dressing like a child.
Yeah, it's kind of childish, but I think it's childish for a 20 year old to wear that kind of stuff too.
In the end, just wear what you want. (As long as it's appropriate for the venue of course. Like if your employer doesn't allow for blue hair don't have blue hair at work, you know?) I don't think you're ever "too old" for a certain fashion if you like it. But if you're that concerned about what others think then abandon all individuality and only wear what you think others would want you to wear.

>>17414188
As long as you've learned how to dress for a situation, it's fine to have that as a casual style. You understand that it is a bit juvenile, so you're aware that it's possible for people to perceive you that way when you wear it.

>>17414191
Get an x-ray of her bones. That's the only way to be sure.

>>17414206
next.
at this point she either isn't interested or didn't have time. don't waste time waiting. she has your number.

>>17414191
>When a girl looks at you more than once do you have to assume she's at least interested enough
Not necessarily, but it's more often than not a good sign, if you can guarantee she's actually looking at you and not just spacing out or looking at something behind you. Won't know until you make a move.
>what's the best way to find out if a girl is over 18?
kek. This is why I only go to bars, at least if a dude snuck in on a fake I can argue that in my defense.
If you wanna be safe, if she looks young avoid her or card her.

>>17414120
Cute and helpful response, thank you sugar

>>17414206
> I texted "Hey!"
I got no reply or answer, still nothing right now.
No shit. You didn't send her anything worth replying to.

The next time you text her, it better be with a date planned out if you want progress.

girls,

girl from friends circle kept saying we should hang out and we'd have fun and other small subtle things, showing she's somewhat interested

thing is when i asked her out she was like: "just the two of us or someone else, too? i dont really care and besides who'd we call anyway" and i'm so not certain what she wants. i haven't really shown much interest in her besides asking her out and her small subtle things don't mean that much

my plan is to go for a fun enjoyable date and on the walk home tell her i'm interested in her and see if she reciprocates

any opinion on if she's more than friendly, or on my plan?

>>17414012
Anything below 6 is unimpressive.

>>17414214
I know, but I'm just trying to take my time and trying not to lose her interest.

>>17414222
Yeah texting was weak, usually its better but I don't know what I was thinking.

>>17412480

Fuck subtlety, you have a golden window here to be as unsubtle as you like, why would you waste it? Use this to officially start a fitness regime together, step into the role of coach and let her know you got this. Being told your health is at risk is scary, be her solution, be her strength so she uses this wake up call to escape complacency, be the one who frees her from her fear and helplessness in a productive manner.

I met a girl a couple months back, both of us are 18, been hanging round for a short while as friends to get to know each other and what not and I kinda like her and it is extremely obvious she does have a thing for me too. The other day I asked her out on a date and she said she doesn't know, in other words she didn't want to, she said this because she was a lot of family troubles and all the relationships around her (parents) always fall apart so she doesn't see the point and I know this is true as in the past she has told she me knocked back people due to this reason. I'm just wondering what should I do? Should I let it be and move on, this is not a problem for me, but I was wondering maybe I could help her get over her fear or would this be too risky?

>>17414244
Shit, dude, you don't need a girl's input on this.

The date should be something you enjoy doing. Also make it clear that it's a date. Hold her hand if you walk with her. If she lets you, kiss her goodnight. She'll get the message.

I recently met a male relative of a friend of mine. He is older than me by a few years and my friend (as well as our friend group) disapprove of the feelings I've developed based off of the vibes he's been giving off. My friend group thinks he's interested as he falls for girls very quickly but they're worried as he has a history of being "clingy" in relationships that ended over five years ago. There's also the age gap, I guess. We've hung out fairly often in the past two weeks but it's only once been alone - and the group we're usually with is nearly always the friend of mine who is also his relative.

I have no idea how to get him alone again or even get his number as I am a shy fembeta virgin. It wouldn't even be this big of an issue if it wasn't for the fact that my friend is always there, but she is, and I have no clue how to approach this situation with her glaring at us lol

Guys: you know how girls hate when some random guy she doesn't know, messages them because they're interested. Do men feel the same way about that? I'm thinking of messaging a guy who's super kind and already has a fairly large social circle, which is why I can't help but think it would be a bit bothersome to him.

>>17412480
Dieting affects weight more than exercise. Try getting into cooking, and following a diet meal plan you can make at home. If neither of you like cooking, alternate the nights that you cook

>>17414313
This. I dropped 60lbs from diet alone, without adding a single bit of exercise to my routine.

>>17413141
>>17413195

You fucker, I read your first post and was all set to type a big asspained lecture about tearing people down, and suddenly see
>Actually I go to the gym 6 times per week and love travelling, so the humour is more self-depreciating then anything
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

You sound like you're fine.
Take your caption example, if you were to covet an image for yourself where none of these things are true, making this joke would be contextualised as "it's funny because I don't actually have these insecurities and anyone who does is pathetic," then that'd be a bit of a problem. But, though I don't know you, it reads to me more as a chill "Hey, we're all a little vain and insecure, I'm gonna own it." Which is fine. Confident.

My first relationship lasted 4 years. My second relationship lasted 9 months but it wasn't really meant to work out and didn't really feel like a true relationship. Both times I already knew the girl beforehand.

I go to a school where dating prospects are super slim (students are mostly male) and there is so much work that there's hardly time to go out other than with classmates.

I'm feeling like I won't have enough experience dating by the time I get out. Is it worth diverting time from school to work on dating/relationship skills? I'm already at the top of my class but I can't decide if keeping it that way is worth the opportunity loss of being inexperienced when I graduate at 22.

How do I get close to a girl with severe intimacy issues?

Even the thought of being friends is something daunting for her.

We are on friendly terms and she doesn't mind talking with me. I have her trust to some extent so I don't want to get too close and scare her off.

>>17414357

It's better to hone your social skills when possible
Try to get a hobby with a high girl to male ratio. (like dancing)
Dedicate an hour to something you can do once a week.

You will get plenty of experience if all goes well.

>>17414312
Most men are quite receptive on that if anything.

The problem is women have to constantly deal with this where men don't have to if at all.

>>17414300
"hey wanna hang out some time?"

That's all it takes really.

>>17413209

Yikes, I think 20 bad bitches would make me insecure about being good enough for them. Plus, that's a lot of female energy, I'm barely social enough for that many people let alone seeking out platonic male company to balance it out.

But if I could comfy it down to one dick vs like 5 chill bitches, I'd probably go with the bitches.
And if it was 5 chill dicks vs one bitch, I'd definitely go with the bitch, I don't wanna be the odd one out, god imagine all the piss on the toilet seat.
Weirdly though, if it was one to one, assuming either partner would be as compatible as the other, it'd probably be a coin flip situation.

So 1Man=1Woman, but 1Woman>5Men. Don't ask me about my math, I'm just a goyle.

>girl keeps saying she doesnt feel anything, not sexual or relationship related.
what does that mean? lack of motivation for anything?

Question for Girls:

It turns out upper class girls are more likely to be escorts, at least where I'm from.

Do you really have to be raised by religious parents to understand that making love a commodity is evil?

I'm trying to date people who have been escorts, and when I tell them it's kind of evil they don't really say anything.

Being a stripper or a prostitute is one thing, but pretending to love someone or allowing yourself to love someone solely because of their money is fucked up.

How many times am I going to encounter this? Why are people of the opinion that this is okay? Is it something to do with desperation, nihilism, and self-delusion? I know that most people were born of a mother that truly loved the father, where money was a focus but not *the main focus* in their relationship...

>>17414424
>desperation.
Bingo. These girls got spoiled their whole life and suddenly had to earn their own money.

>>17414429
so you think they know it's kind of wrong to make love a commodity, deep down?

I don't even judge people too harshly for what they do out of desperation. I judge them more on how they interpet the events. If they talk about it like it's a-o-fucking-kay, then I get concerned and disappointed.

>>17414450
Microsoft Edge, thanks for making everything I type underlined as misspelled, so that I can't actually tell what is misspelled.

Fucking Microsoft. Hey, at least this browser runs, as opposed to IE.

>>17414050

Hell no. That kind of thing really grinds my gears.

>>17414206
>>She replies with I can't go out much on Sundays, how about another time?

Why didn't you just suggest another time on the spot?

Name me one hobby that makes a woman wet when they hear it

>>17414476
Guitar

>>17414476
parasailing
surfing
singing
sometimes hiking
sometimes soccer
sometimes racing
sometimes biking
sometimes piano
tennis if you are good at it
stringed instrument if you are good at it
cooking if you are good at it

>>17414391
desu I'd have no issue asking him straight up to hang out etc if it wasn't for the fact that my friend/his cousin would get upset. She's been very vocally against this since the first day I met him and we weren't even flirty then. If she wasn't around every time I'm near him there'd be no issue.

>>17414476

Fucking origami.

No, not origami. "Fucking origami".
You tell them you do that, and they'll ask to watch you when you WRECK THAT LITTLE WHITE CRANE AND GIVE IT A NEW HOLE.

>>17414473
I know, I guess I didn't want suggest anything at the time because I don't know her schedule.

I only said "No worries we can plan something"

>>17414481
>too hard
>too hard
>shit voice
>done
>done
>nah
>boring
>too hard
>nah
>too hard
>done
this better work, anon

>>17414502
>hiking
>soccer
>cooking

>this better work, anon

god forbid you drastically increased the quality of your life and didn't score a wet hole over it

I assume you're looking for a serious relationship, a scenario where your qualities as a person actually matter.

>>17414416

Why don't you ask her?

>>17414508
Every girl I know hates soccer

>>17414424
>stop liking what I don't like!
If you don't want girls who thinks that's okay, find someone who shares your values.

How do I appeal to girls as someone who doesn't talk much?
I throw out the usual jokes here and there and I do the standard smile and listen but overall I'm not really into conversations.

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To piggyback off of this question >>17414476

What about drawing/painting? (not abstract shit, but realistic/impressionistic stuff. Pic related although not mine.)
I can draw well, myself. I'm not sure how it stacks up against any other hobby, though.

My back ups are
Drumming/Guitar/Piano
and Biking (long distance)

>>17414514
try playing it competitively and you'll see what I mean. anyone who takes issue with you playing it will basically be a fat, winded hater, and you'll be the man of the hour.

>>17412480

I'm about 90 lbs. lighter than I was four years ago and about 43 lbs. lighter than I was just one year ago. Any progress I've made I attribute squarely to MyFitnessPal. Just get it. It's really worth it.

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>>17412401
white guy here
Male:
Barack Obama
Nathan Fillion
Sir Patrick Stewart

Female:
Amanda Tapping
Summer Glau
Jennifer Lawrence

>>17412453
Not really. They want someone who cares for them.
>>17412643
never EVER put your dick in crazy. They might just cut it off while you're still inside of them.
>>17413721
Yes. The last girl I dated and I are still good friends. We parted on good terms and she lives 5 hours away. I still miss her but it's a good kind of longing. She's dating some guy where she's at so I'm happy for her. She helped to take away my fear of being intimate, after many partners had reinforced it.
>>17413772
Something to show you read their profile, a question, and a little about yourself. A paragraph should be fine.
>>17413981
Fairly important. If I kiss a girl that means I want do spend more time with her and be close to her.
>>17414312
Depends on how it's worded and if I've had contact with them before. It also depends on HOW they were able to message me. I don't like when people give out my number without my permission, same for Facebook. Assuming I were this guy, if I had seen you at one point then remind me of that time and ask how I've been since then. It's a good lead in to make a date.

>>17414050
A lot of the women here are saying they wouldn't, but the internet has differing opinions typically. In the real world it would be something the average woman (person, really) looks down on you for.

>>17414575
>associating with normies

Not a gender specific question but I didn't want to make a seperate thread on it. Hoping there are some med-anons in here.

Here goes: Are there any permanent consequences of tearing out a healthy toenail with a set of pliers? What should I expect of I choose to do it?

>>17414645
Why would you do that? And yeah it could get infected

Guy here
how to start a conversation about sex with a girl? I dont want to be her boyfriend and i dont think she wants to be my girlriend either. But im prettty sure she wants to fuck. How do i do this?

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>go out with grill for a few months
>it doesnt work out
>year goes by
>try again for a few months
>it doesnt work out
>6 months later
>wake up to a missed call from her, but no text or voicemail

ok so is she just messing with me at this point? i have a very strict no voicemail - no return call policy

>>17414648

I want to do something to myself that causes pain for an extended period of time but does leave permanent marks/scars and doesn't do permanent damage.

Other suggestions are welcomed.

>>17414645

Good lord, why?

>>17414676
>Other suggestions are welcomed.
Therapy?

>>17414676
>and doesn't do permanent damage

you will permanently lose your toenail

>>17414575
Why exactly?

If you are a man being physically abused you can't fight back and if you go for help are you considered a pussy or something?

Or if it's emotional abuse and you are someone with mental issues like depression and are easily manipulated do people really view you as a beta or loser because real men can't have feelings?

I'm mostly asking these aren't rhetorical or anything

>>17414649
"aye baby wanna fuck?"
But seriously, just ask if she wants to mess around, or just make a move and see where it goes. Make sure before the clothes start coming off to verify your intentions though, "before we go any further I just want you to know I'm not looking for anything serious" Or something of the like.

>>17414481
I look at this and see a list and see a bunch of things I give no shots about. Except cooking and hiking. I'm a superb cook.

>>17414684

I read that it would grow out again but if there's even a 1% chance it won't then I'm not going to do it.

>>17414680

yeah you might be onto something 2bh, ill think about it

>>17414700
It will grow as random patches that will mend with each other and look like shit and they'll be weaker.

>>17414712
Also it may not fully grow back, my dad's haven't.

>>17414712

alright thanks

Girls; would you date a wagecuck/guy with shitty job?

>>17414676
If you're a girl, try epilating

For fenamons, how much do you care about mans heigh?

I am a 36-year-old woman. I met a 40-year-old guy who seems nice and all that. I recently found out that he has been into hookups until his late 30s. I know that I shouldn't be picky at this age, but I somewhat feel like he will never truly settle down and will cheat on me. How should I deal with this?

>>17412412
yay for martin

>>17414783
[Frugal threads intensifies]

>>17414726
No, because it would make him insecure to have a girlfriend whose the main earner. Parents trying to arrange marriage for me, keep bringing back bricklayers, not happening.

>>17414734
Faq ffs

>>17414780
Don't date, you'll feel insecure constantly.

>>17414734
Everyone's taller than me anyway, so i don't give a fuck.

>>17414791
>Patents trying to arrange marriage for me, keep bringing back bricklayers, not happening.
Are you saying you fuck bricklayers to upset your parents or i misread?

>>17414589
Kind of hard to avoid unless you're a neet

>>17414693
>Why exactly?
One of the posters pointed out that other women thinking you're pathetic for letting a woman hurt you says some negative things about their own gender. Logically, she's entirely correct. In the real world, a lot of people think women get a free pass for being abusive because they're physically weaker.

>If you are a man being physically abused you can't fight back and if you go for help are you considered a pussy or something?
There was a case in Finland I think it was a while back, where a man was laughed at when he called their equivalent of 911 because she started cutting him with broken plates and what not. People seem to forget that weapons do a lot to narrow the gap between natural strength.

>Or if it's emotional abuse and you are someone with mental issues like depression and are easily manipulated do people really view you as a beta or loser because real men can't have feelings?
Yes that too. Call it double standards or whatever, but women get a lot more of a free pass for having emotional breakdowns. The flipside of that is people tend to take women having a mental breakdown less seriously. Inverse applies towards men.

I mean hey, props to the women that said this kind of stuff is bullshit and being a decent human being and all that. My entire point was that they're kind of in the minority though, and those kinds of stereotypes are upheld by both genders.

>>17414791

aussie?

nothing wrong with marrying a tradie

>>17414726
No because if I wanted to financially support another human being I'd have a fucking baby. Go to school, college or technical/trade school doesn't matter, get a better job. Being satisfied living paycheck to paycheck/not caring to have any room for advancement or improvement in life is a complete turn off.
>>17414734
As long as he's taller than me, so 5'4 and up.
>>17414780
Don't hook up with him then. Don't "date" him if you feel like he's just using you for sex, or if you feel he'll go back to his old ways. If you're insecure about it then it wont work out anyways. Save yourself the effort.

>>17414791
Yeah but I am at an age where I cannot afford to be picky with men

>>17414857
>No because if I wanted to financially support another human being I'd have a fucking baby.

So women are ok with being the "child" in the relationship?

>>17414857

>No because if I wanted to financially support another human being I'd have a fucking baby. Go to school, college or technical/trade school doesn't matter, get a better job. Being satisfied living paycheck to paycheck/not caring to have any room for advancement or improvement in life is a complete turn off.

fuck me I can literally see the hands rubbing together

>yes yes work more and consume more hehehe happiness only comes through consumption

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>>17414645
>Here goes: Are there any permanent consequences of tearing out a healthy toenail with a set of pliers? What should I expect of I choose to do it?
Yeah pretty sure at the very least there's a good chance of that fucking up the nail for the foreseeable future.

Got my big toenail ripped off in my teens, and I kept having issues with ingrown toenails because it kept growing back in all screwed up. Eventually I went fuck it and had the sides of the nail bed killed so I didn't have to worry about it anymore.

Generally body mutilation for funsies is a pretty bad idea.

>>17414861

question, why is a mid thirties woman on 4chan? You a /cgl/er or summat?

>>17412395

I think I'd actually destroy my phone if I got that.

>>17414875
Does it really matter? There are even older people here

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>>17412401

the one and only, the Master.

Julius Evola

>>17414840
I feel like women here are way less sincere than men.

They are sorrounded by female hate so they say stuff to appear more comprehensive, caring, humble, etc. to offset the hate.

>>17414870
Sounds like a good bit of projection mate. There's a lot of wiggle room between working at a gas station and being caught up in the rat race.

In fact I'm pretty sure the whole happy merchant jewminati thing would be happier with people working dead end salary jobs rather than watching workers try to find a career that makes them happy.

>>17414852
Brit.

I guess not, but what do mininum-wage trade guys think about marrying/dating a woman in a professional, high earning career? Think investment banker.

Man I knew I'd trigger people with that post lol. Sorry reality hurts so much.
>>17414864
Nope. Thats why I'm pursuing a degree so I can pull my own weight in a relationship. I don't want to be the deadbeat who thinks working at mcfats for 7 bucks and hour forever is a decent career choice.
>>17414870
Do you want to financially support another human being? Because if so more power to ya. Like it or not, you need money to survive and minimum wage ain't cutting it, not in America at least. By all means, if you don't think you need money at all to be happy, give away your computer, disconnect your internet, give away your house and all your other "consumptions". Live in a tent, have 1 set of clothes, and only buy the bare minimum of food to survive, then come back and tell me how happy you are.
I'll wait.

>>17414861
If you imagine yourself being happy with a person it might be worth a shot. I'm not saying this as best outcome but probable outcome.

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>>17414668
bumpin this

>>17414918
She's probably fucking with you. Unless the reason it wasn't working out before was to do with poor timing or something else that's not really in either of your power like that, more than likely you're the backup dude for whenever she feels lonely and can't find anyone else.
I'd stick to your no call back policy. Doesn't seem to be going anywhere m8.

>>17414895
>what do mininum-wage trade guys
A guy in a trade is a lot different than someone working minimum wage or a dead end job. You complained about your parents setting you up with brick layers for instance, but that's a pretty stable trade with a potential income scratching at 80k USD.

I mean for perspective a pipe fitter apprenticeship starts at 15$/hour where I live with tons of room for growth. You really should address your views about what people working trades are like.

I mean if the guy is insecure about your salary that's an issue, but you're going to find men insecure about that regardless of field. An investment banker makes what, 150k USD per year right? You're going to have a negligible dating pool if you limit yourself to men who make similar or greater income.

>>17414726
If it were a short term job and he had plans to move on to better things then yes. We've all worked shitty jobs in our lives.

On the other hand if he didn't have any ambition and just planned on working shitty jobs for the rest of his life then no.

>>17414479
>>17414481
Seems like guitar is a common candidate

Do you guys like your classic bonfire guitar player
or the shred like its 70s speed metal?

I'm sure it's whatever genre of music you prefer, but I thought I'd ask if it's the genre that the guitarist is playing or just the sheer skill that makes it attractive.

Is it okay to ask a question if you already replied with something, or should I wait?

Is tennis size important?

>>17415162
Like this?

Usually when people do that they get less responses.

>>17415162
What do you mean? ask a question ITT or like, you've been talking with someone and you don't want to send 2 texts in a row?
Either way, yes it's fine.

What do women think about Nietzsche's claim that god is dead?

What do women think about the 13th amendment (abolishment of slavery)?

What do women think about Jump by Van Halen?

Girls:

Here's my situation. I just finished a summer job working with a girl every now and then. We talk a lot at work and have ran into each other around town and hung out a bit. On the last day of work, I wanted to ask her out but before I could, she told me another coworker asked her to hang out. She said she wasn't sure if it was supposed to be a date but she was kinda worried about it and talked to me about it for a while. I ended up not asking her out because it felt weird. There's a possibility I'll see her again around town and I can ask her then, but that could be weeks or months. I could also just add her on Facebook. I can't tell if she likes/trusts me from telling me about our coworker or if she just doesn't like it when guys hit on her at work and just happened to mention it to me

What do you think would be my chances/best course of action right now? How would you feel if you were the girl in this situation?

>>17415270
>worried
I meant weirded out but yeah

What do women think about bicycle lanes?

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Mostly for females: What are the main specific reasons for why you are or have been in love with certain people?

While I understand the idea behind love the concept of it as well as things such as dating are foreign to me.

>>17415270
Oh and we also ended up talking about first dates and how neither of us like stuff like going to the movies because it's weird and awkward, and she made a couple sexual jokes.

The more I talk about this the more I feel like she did like me and I should pull the trigger, but I want a second opinion

What do women think about lemon lime soda?

>>17415286
>mfw I've only been in love once and at this rate will never be again.
We liked the same things, had the same sense of humor, I'm not sure you can describe it really, we just connected. I think the biggest difference between him and anyone else was I actually believed him when he said he loved/cared about me. Everyone else I always felt like "Yeah they like me, but I mean, they'll get over me pretty quickly after we lose contact for too long"
Unfortunately though that was all false on his end so idk anymore. He didn't actually care about me as much as he did about hitting the pussy. Moral of the story, some people experience love easily, others don't. What can ya do?

Girls and guys

Ok.. So I've gotten myself into a dilemma. Matched girl on Tinder, we've been talking every night on Kik for the past 2 months. I made it clear to her that I'm not looking for sex or relationship. That I'm just bored. She said that she feels the same way. So we just text. Well anyways, it is fun to text her and all. She just told me that she's going to be moving pretty close to where I live cause of university and hinted at meeting.

What do I do? I mean, I do like texting her and all, she's nice to talk to. But I don't really feel comfortable meeting any girls IRL. Or just meeting anyone new in general. But I don't want to seem like a asshole. What do I do?

>>17412285
Guys: how do you act when you are no longer interested in the woman you are in a relationship with?

>>17415315
Eh just tell her you aren't comfortable with it.
Worst case scenario she stops talking to you, but I mean if you really didn't want to meet with her anyways it was gonna end like that no matter what you do.
Best case she understands and you keep your friendship.

>>17415319
disinterested

>>17415322
what are some examples of being disinterested in her?

>>17415331
like having a lack of interest

>>17415331

Closing off emotionally, not expressing feelings as often..

>>17415270
I think she might like you and could be trying to gauge your opinion of her by seeing how you react when she talks about dating, sexy stuff etc. I say if you've been getting along well and you think she might be interested then go for it.

Personally if i'm into a guy, but I'm not sure if he's single, I'llI sometimes try to casually bring up dating to see if he'll talk about a girlfriend or something like that.

>>17415331
I usually start taking forever to respond and send short, half assed messages that don't really go anywhere. Also I don't ask questions, especially not about them. I also won't be very nice or mean, just distant.

This is all if I keep responding in the first place

If it's in person, I usually just respond with short answers and look around at other things around me a lot

is cheating with call girls the best way to not get caught?

>>17415341
Cool, someone finally responded haha, thanks. Follow up question, if I add her in facebook, sounds I say something like "hey you popped up on my Facebook so I added you" or something or does that just seem like I'm covering my tracks?

Fuck now that I think about it, I have no idea what I'd say to her if I just add her

>>17415350
Idk but its the most pathetic way to get caught, I can tell you that lol

>>17412643
Anyone wanna provide some context or sauce for this image?

>>17415356
Wouldn't cheating with her friend be worse?

>>17415357

rob ford (crack smoking mayor of Toronto who just died RIP HOMIE) is learning what a tranny is

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>>17414481
>singing
>sometimes hiking
>sometimes soccer
>sometimes biking
>sometimes piano
>stringed instrument if you are good at it
>cooking if you are good at it

I'm a Fucking music reading chef with athletic tendencies.
Why the fuck am I still a virgin and have no girlfriend... What good is it that all the girls look my way? I can't believe I'm saying this...
Help.

>>17415355
I don't think it's weird for people I know to add me on facebook, so I don't expect and explanation when they do it.

Just friend her on, then hit her up on messenger or whatever a couple days later and ask her how she's been and if she'd like to get some coffee or something.

Guys:

How would you react if you received a rose at work, from your girlfriend?
I want to send one to my boyfriend and I think he'd like it but I'm worried it would be unprofessional

>>17415406
Definitely unprofessional don't do it

>>17415363
Nah, because at least you landed it on your own. Having to pay someone to cheat with sounds pretty lame, and kinda laughable.
Like "Wow, the only way you knew you could get laid outside me was to pay someone to do it. That's really sad"

>>17415421
Women at his work receive flowers all the time though, and its well received by peers when they get them.

>>17415429

Yeah but they are women. He's a man. Don't do it. There is a double standard. Men always get it harsh

>>17415429
It's kinda different for women and men though

I personally wouldn't like it but I'm the kind of person that keeps family, friends, and work very far apart from each other

>>17415437
Thats shitty, I would send it to his house but its a shit neighborhood and they would get stolen

>>17415429
I don't think it would be unprofessional at all. Like you said, it's a common thing for women to receive flowers at work and nobody thinks it's a big deal. It's 20 fucking 16 and men and women are more equal now than ever before. Buck the trend, send flowers to your man.

Girls

Say that you and a guy friend have had some attraction toward each other in the past. But over time things changed just cause of work/life and not being able to talk as much as you used to. But nothing bad happened or anything. Anyways, let's say you all meet up again and feel really comfortable around each other, looking at each other, laughing, and smiling. And you feel relaxed enough around him that you hook your arm through his while you hang out. Let's say you're both sitting down on a bench looking out at a river or something, would it be inappropriate for him to lean over and kiss you on the cheek as a test to see how you'd react ? Under these circumstances?

>>17415443
Yeah you say that while you're the one who doesn't have to deal with the consequences.

Men and women really are not more equal than ever. You're probably confused because most womens idea of "equality" is screwing and taking away things from men and giving to and favoring women, no matter what the situation.

>>17415429
Are you doing this for the women at his job or for your boyfriend. If you're doing this because you care about him and you think he'd like the gesture then do it. But if you're doing it because it'd make yourself feel good about yourself than don't bother. Part of being thoughtful is taking into account how the other person would feel and acting accordingly, not just doing whatever comes to you.

>>17415470
Um, I'm doing it because I had an amazing weekend with him and have been wanting to show him that I'm thinking about him. The only reason why the women in his office was mentioned was to show that it shouldnt be unprofessional if he, a man, got them if all the women get them and they huddle around and celebrate how amazing it is that Barbra from accounting got a flower.
Not sure how it gave the impression that I'm only doing it to make myself feel good about myself.

>>17415476
You have a shitty relationship or you're dating a fag if the best way you can express your affection is sending him a flower at work. I'd be disgusted desu, keep those things separate , the gesture is hardly flattering. Pretty sure he would enjoy a blowjob and you swallowing his cum more, since you're so hard pressed on making him know you care

>>17415484
I dont live in the same state as him. I was doing it as a cute gesture to show I'm thinking of him. He has never gotten flowers or a gift, I had wanted it to be special and make his day a little better. If I lived near him I would probably still send them.

For both genders,

This isn't really worth making a new thread for but where can I torrent now that kat.cr is down?

>>17414532
Played on the college team for 4 years and still a KV...

>>17415484
This guys a faggot but he's kinda right

If I was him, I'd much more appreciate my girlfriend coming in around lunch time and bringing me food. It's romantic (to me), practical, and I'd get to see my girlfriend

Also having a flower delivered to him is kind of a cop out and you really don't have to do anything. Bringing lunch shows you put time and effort into it and you actually went out of your way

I don't know if you work too or what you do but if you are working at that time, I'm sure your boss wouldn't mind if you asked for a half hour off

>>17415499
Here
>>17415489
Just saw this. Never mind I guess

>>17415499
see >>17415489

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I own a house
I own a car
I have a nice paying job
I am fit


Yet, I'm almost 26 and don't have a gf.
What the fuck am I doing wrong?

>>17415522
You're probably weird and/or ugly

Having nice stuff/a job and working out really doesn't mean shit

Guys, so I've been hanging out with a guy friend's group of friends and I like one of my friend's friends. I don't know if I should tell my friend though. I was hoping maybe he can help me out but what if he refuses to invite me to future events or takes it poorly. It's pretty clear we are not interested in each other.

>>17415529
Oh, another likely solution: you're boring

>>17415529
>>17415535
What the fuck.
I thought women wanted financial security, besides being taken care of. They all should be over my dick now.

>>17415522
you probably just don't meet enough women joel

>>17415539
Lol, you're probably also creepy

>>17415539
do you bother with tinder or anything? if so post some screenshots of conversations

>>17415522
Also if this is all you have to offer, if you do get a girlfriend she will most likely cheat on you

>>17415539
women aren't fucking rewards

>>17415577
>>17415554
>>17415535
>you have to take care of us and entertain us while we sit on our asses

>>17415522
I like men who have more substance than "I have money and a good body." I also like men who don't feel entitled to a girlfriend because they've 'unlocked enough achievements'

How do I stop being so attached to a girl who is flirtatious with lots of guys

>>17415406
It would be inconvenient and I wouldn't get much other than mild discomfort out of it. What am I supposed to do with a rose. Where do I put it. How am I at work when I don't have a job. Where am I. Why.

I don't really like gifts or deliveries or anything that uses a service involving other people as a proxy for interaction.

I have a lot of sexual tension with a guy I'm living with(in a house with some other people) and I'm pretty sure everyone else has picked up on it and I'm pretty sure he feels the same. Don't shit where you eat right? Talk me out of this. He's kind of a dick and only does hookups which is the same for me. But he keeps looking at me with this look and that smile he does is really driving my hormones crazy, but I think it's a terrible idea and I have another 10 months of living with him

>>17412891
I crave my boyfriend's like nothing else. Otherwise it does nothing for me.

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>>17415529
>You're probably weird
Yet to see a real solution to this short of pretending to be someone you're not.

>>17415725
It's fine to be weird but you have to be able to know what is and isn't ok at the time. Tone your shit down when meeting new people. you can be really fucking weird and it's cool but don't be fucking weird AND clueless

>>17413209
I'm satisfied with my bf. I don't need anyone else honestly.

I'm 20 and my gf is 16 (she is past the age of consent in my country)
We are together since one week ago and she already want to have sex
She is not a virgin and it's possible she had more sex than I did

I have that small fear that if something goes wrong in our relationship, she accuse me of rape or being a pedo
She's head over heel for me though, can I trust her ? How can I protect myself ?

>>17415737
I'm pretty decent at hiding my power level. The problem is I don't find the majority of what my peers like interesting or funny. I just end up becoming known as the quite guy at work because of how little overlap our interests have.

Girls: what kind of hobby should I pick up or what tv series should I watch to have an easier time to talk to a girl. I like anime and manga but I cant just but i can't just come out and say that cause what if shes not into that?

my hobbies are
>reading(mainly manga but occasionally read real books)
>does watching movies count lol
>making youtube videos(anime & manga again)
>watching porn
[spoiler]that last one is a joke

girls how do i know if she liked me

>>17415881
Variate your interests. You seem pretty obsessed with anime and manga.

>Outdoor stuff.
Travelling, hiking, sport team, running, fishing, whatever.
>Artsy stuff
Draw, sing, play an instrument, write
>Intellectual stuff
Pick a field of interest and read and study about it. Could be art, politics, economy, history, whatever.

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girls rate me lmao

>>17415873
even if she was the same age as you she could still accuse you of rape.

>>17415895
>You seem pretty obsessed with anime and manga.
i literally said only two things about anime&manga how does that make me obsessed?
>>Outdoor stuff.
im an introvert
>Artsy stuff
>draw
I could do this, where and how do I start?
>write
how is that a hobby?
>Intellectual stuff
well I want to learn more about computers but dont think any girl wants to hear about that.


>>17415900
GRATATATA

>>17415905
>i literally said only two things about anime&manga how does that make me obsessed?
Not him but I would make a similar assessment just because of how short and simple your list is. If it was a varied thing and anime was just nestled in there it would be whatever, but it defines two of the three interests you listened.

>how is that a hobby?
Short stories for instance. The Black Company is a pretty popular series but it just started as a series of short stories as an example.

>>17415905
>>write
>how is that a hobby?
Same reasons as drawing or painting
>>Intellectual stuff
>well I want to learn more about computers but dont think any girl wants to hear about that.
You'd be surprised how curious and interested girls can be
My gfs always liked when I explained them things. Knowledge can be sexy

>>17415905
you mentioned anime and manga 3 times you aspie

you sound fucking weird and off putting and I'm sure there's a lot more that you need to work on to get girls than your interests

>i'm an introvert
I'm so sick of nerds using this excuse to not have to do physical activities. You're not an introvert, you're a lazy beta

>how do I start drawing
get a paper and a pencil you fucking dunce

>how is writing a hobby
what the fuck

>>17415924
ALSO outdoor stuff like hiking and traveling and fishing and everything else has NOTHING to do with being an introvert you fucking weenie boy

>>17415915
well I could add gaming to the list but my computer can only play LOL

>>17415924
>you mentioned anime and manga 3 times you aspie
twice

> You're not an introvert, you're a lazy beta
thought it meant a person who doesn't like going outside but ok get offended by that

>>17415938
>thought it meant a person who doesn't like going outside but ok get offended by that
Not that anon, but how about you look up what words mean before you use them to describe yourself?

>>17415938
>> You're not an introvert, you're a lazy beta
>thought it meant a person who doesn't like going outside but ok get offended by that
Being an introvert is more being shy than not liking going outside

>>17415938

>>17415881
>I like anime and manga
>reading (mainly manga
>making youtube videos(anime & manga again)
three, nerd

and I'm not offended, I'm telling you you're wrong and you're using buzzwords to make dumb gay excuses for not having to go outside. What are you, a 10 year old nerd in gym class? If you really want other people to be interested in you, you have to go out and do interesting things and not just sit around your house watching gay japanese cartoons and masturbating

>>17415946
im shy around girls. does that count?

>>17415950
You wish. You sound so utterly unappealing, and hobbies alone will not fix it

>>17415950
No, again you're just a lazy beta

You can call yourself an introvert if you really want to but you're not (just like 99% of the other people that say they are). It won't change the fact that you're a sorry excuse for a man.

The good news: you can change it. You just need to stop being such a pussy little bitch

why do you put down 20+ male virgins

>>17415950
No.

>>17415949
>What are you, a 10 year old nerd in gym class?
And you're acting like some 13 year old jock trying to impress a girl by bullying the nerdy kid. The stupid immaturity train goes many ways.

>>17415881
Guy here, though I'm pretty successful with women and while this girl >>17415905 >>17415924 >>17415930 (If they're even all the same poster) has some legitimate suggestions, their obvious anger issues aren't helping you any. For one, liking anime and manga isn't necessarily something you should hide. Not all the time, anyway. There's plenty of women who are into anime and manga, and having that in common with them can be a plus if you don't make it out to be an obsession or something. I've dated multiple women that I spent days and days watching anime with, and talking about that to begin with was a big help in developing a relationship.

However, the other responder has a good point in that your hobbies aren't exactly varied. You don't want to be able to explain yourself in a couple lines like that. I'd recommend finding some other things your passionate about. Their suggestions are legitimate, definitely, and being an introvert doesn't prevent you from trying the outdoors out, just means you'll do it alone, or with those you feel comfortable with. Your interest in computers is also definitely a plus, my current girlfriend was very impressed with me fixing basic computer problems because its something she doesn't understand and looks difficult to her. The same basic concept applies to a lot of interests and hobbies. While the whole 'opposites attract' thing doesn't hold up to studies, its a benefit to have hobbies and interests outside of a woman's own because its an opportunity for them to try something new and exciting, just like theirs can be for you.

There's also the obvious bit about working out. Not only will you look better, but you'll feel better and gain confidence. I'd recommend starting a basic workout routine and doing your best to stick with it. Confidence is key, and if you're not that social, its probably the easiest place to start. Good luck.

>>17415955
revenge for daddy

>>17412460
>>17413535
He's gotta have dat booty

>>17415961
AN actual intelligible response. thank you

>>17415959
What
How is it even possible that I'm trying to impress a girl

I'm telling you what you need to hear you dumb fag, stop being such a little pansy. Go outside, play an instrument, stop being afraid of people, and ESPECIALLY stop making stupid gay excuses for yourself (being an introvert, calling someone a bully so you don't have to listen to their advice because it doesn't suit you)

>>17415900
ayyylmao/10

>>17415969
I'm not even him. Just pointing out how you haven't mentally matured in over a decade.

>>17415969
....thats not me kek.

>>17413721
I've been friends with a guy for 5 years, I was crushing on him the first two. I told him and he said he was gay, was probably awkward for a day but afterwards everything went back to normal. I felt better after getting it over with. It depends on you, your friend and how good of friends you guys are.

>>17415973
It still applies to you, you ugly nerd

Girls: Would you date someone who cant hit a 3?

I can dunk, set a screen, rebound, ball handle and even hit mid range jumpers but I just cant hit a 3. Dont get me wrong I can school niggas left and right. But I imagine it would be hard to date someone who just went 1-10 from the 3-point line today.

>>17415982
you are exhausting.

>>17415985
I don't really care about sports, so it wouldn't matter to me haha

>>17415985
This is such a strange question and it would be so fucking weird if this was actually an issue people had to deal with.

We don't live in a Spacejam-esque world, bro

>>17415985
>>17415996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

>>17415961
what about learning languages?

>>17415996
It's an issue that needs to be addressed

>>17415996
that's where you're wrong, kiddo
I wear my AJs everyday just wishing a nigga would

>>17416002
Absolutely. Learning another language requires dedication and patience, and successfully doing so shows you're capable of both. Give it a shot.

>>17416000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4_3PVFSUxE
Monstars had the best theme

>>17415996
>We don't live in a Spacejam-esque world, bro
Not with that attitude.

>>17415938
>but my computer can only play LOL
Hardly an improvement.

I'm still going to echo what I said earlier, it's fine to like anime or whatever but it just can't be the only thing you have going for you. It's not just a matter of being able to talk about game of thrones, but to live a fairly diverse and interesting life.

Do you think a friend would be more interesting just because he could talk to you about whatever you're watching this season? Probably not.

>>17415873

She could accuse you of rape if she was older, she could accuse you of rape without ever having sex with you. Anyone could do that. If you share a bed/home with someone, they could kill you in your sleep. If you let someone into your home, they could case the joint for burglars. If you walk down the street with someone, they could be marking you for a sniper to take you out.

How likely does any of this seem?

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>>17412285

Girls, do women exist who have a legit foot fetish? Women who are aroused by feet, women's or men's? Are you one, have you ever heard of one?

I never have but surely they must exist?

>>17415444

Someone?