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Hello.

Don't say anything, just show her your dick.

>>17410333
I'm a feminist and honestly the thing that would piss me off the most is if you declared yourself a feminist and then spouted a whole bunch of memey boneheaded third-wave "girl power! womyn r better! :DDDDD" tumblr bullshit. feminism was never about trying to please everybody, but there are some profoundly stupid people out there with some profoundly stupid shit coming out of their mouths in the name of something that was supposed to be pretty sensible.

I mean, if you want to piss off tumblr feminists, I guess just say something about getting back in the kitchen or something. or look at their boobs. really just visit your great-grandpa or something and borrow some material from him. that's what most sexist shit sounds like anyway. doesn't sound original or edgy, just sounds like someone spends too much time around their great uncle cletus. if that's what you're going for then knock yourself out I guess.

everybody who discovers a new cause has a sandy vagina about it for a few years. doesn't matter if it's tumblr feminists, MGTOWs, born again christians, or those super edgy wiccans that just found out about it a week ago and insist on being called nightraven silverwolfmoon or whatever. just remember that when you're dealing with these people. most of them probably won't be like this in five years. fortunately I don't have to deal with them much. not being 22 anymore is fantastic.

>>17410347
oh, and the only issue you might encounter with making a fake feminist out of yourself is that dumb freshmen who just jumped on the feminist bandwagon yesterday will take you seriously. but y'know, if they don't have any common sense in the first place...

Call her a sexist and tell her you are an egalitarianist

>>17410333
Why do you want to do that?

>>17410333
Crush their idols. Tell them that comparatively, rape is generally not as a violent crime as other violent crimes. Rape has also been going downwards as a trend. Also comparatively, women are much safer than men. Men are more victims of violent crime, homelessness, they get much worst criminal sentences for the same crimes. Tell them "benevolent sexism" is really female privilege.

>>17410333
You need only four words: "You are not helpless". Possibly modified to the past tense. This will work on any group which believes that it is or has ever been oppressed, but it seems to be especially effective here.

Manspread and say "boys rule girls drool."