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Heya Anons. First time poster. Im intrested in hiring a hooker

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Heya Anons.

First time poster.

Im intrested in hiring a hooker or escort. I would love to have some instructions since i dont know where to start.
I want details. What to do, what not to do. Where do i find them. Anything really.
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>i dont know where to start

You could give us your name, for when you're arrested by an undercover kek
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You must be 18 to use this website.
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I've never done it personally but it sounds like an awful idea. First off I have had some bad sex where there was no passion involved, it sucks bruh. Also you'll be losing money, risking a STD, not to mention I'd feel like a real greasy piece of shit afterwards. But if you are hell bent on doing it I'd imagine it wouldn't take long on craigslist or backpage especially if you are located in a bigger city. Don't do anything cringy like eat her out or kiss her, shes a hooker not your girl. Also if it's your first time it's going to be a sloppy, short, shit show more than likely.
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>>17407911
closer to 30, but thanks anyway.
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>>17407914
Thats moore like it. Thanks.
Im of the oppinion that i have to try everything atleast once before i die, so why not.
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>>17407915
So you're in your late 20's asking a bunch of 16-50+ year olds how to pay for sex because you are a degenerate?

Sit the fuck down, son
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>>17407920
I was assuming you where moore experienced in that sort of thing since im literally clueless.
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>>17407919
Are you a virgin?
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>>17407922
Do you want real advice? No, dont do it. Unless you are King Neet, Player of Xbox and Eater of Doritos, I doubt you need sex bad enough to pay 1-2 hundred dollars out the ass for some loose, cut-up shaving, greasy pussy.

A lot of hookers tend to be either chubby or crack-skinny, and they only care about money. Do you even have the Stamina to last more than 5 minutes? You're going to be charged by the hour or half-hour, sometimes stingy sluts call it done when you cum.

If you really cant take some 5/10 girl on a few dates and get in her pants that way, then go ahead and fuck a hooker. There is a 100% chance youll regret it, and besides, who would you talk to about it that wouldnt judge you? Its not a fun experience.
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The answer to this question has and always will be no. Since the dawn of humanity all the way till now. Contrary to what you've been told, it won't give you any confidence, it won't make you be able to talk to girls better, and it won't improve your life.
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Browse UK Punting to get an idea if you really wanna.
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