>ditzy blonde i work with
>amazingly hot but complete retard
>shes always giggling and winking at me and stuff, punching me, sticking her tounge out at me, etc
>i THINK shes flirting, but she probably does this with tons of guys
This has never really happened to me before. How do i get laid in this situation, /advv/? Eternal blessings to those who can help me out here
>>17405629
Chance are you probably can't. A lot of women just flirt, especially at work, especially in the service industry, as a guess.
>>17405643
Not service
>>17405643
And even then, maybe shes just easy. Ive been on a long dry spell but i dont have any game, help me out here? How do i say "lets fuck" without saying just that?
>>17405689
You flirt back, slowly escalating.
>>17405689
Incidental touches can be nice or naughty.
>>17405629
Stop seeing her as a retard.
See her as a form of intelligent very alien to you. She probably sees you as a retard.
But she still thinks you're a qt3.14.
Just be a big guy and smile and have fun.
Have fun! That's what it's all about.
>>17405629
Are you actually going to be proud fucking some dumb girl? I would have been slightly disappointed as a future partner.