Men

Food.

>>17404081

Sex, power and the occasiotional recreational drug

>>17404081

Doesn't matter, we can't get it in this day and age so we settle for video games and dead-end jobs.

>>17404110
Speak for yourself, dweebatron 9000

>>17404081
tits

>>17404115
>dweebatron 9000

You must be 12

That you're fit and look sexy, sex, and it depends on what he's like.

Men aren't one homogeneous entity that all like and dislike the same things. It varies person to person.

>>17404109
>Recreational drugs

Only if you're fucking dysfunctional.

I want independence, security and control. Those are the most important things I can imagine, over the biological needs. If I can do whatever I want to do, I don't need to rely on other and I don't have to worry about tomorrow I'll be the happiest man alive.

Balance, integrity and purpose.
But the hedonism and egoism have to wear out first.

And a partner, a good woman, but that is more complicated to explain.

A girl that's really fashionable, intelligent, clean and responsible. She studies and is coherent enough to have interesting conversations. She's loyal in a relationship and doesn't show a lot of affection, except when it really means a lot.

She's more interested in her career and interests. She doesn't get detracted by men constantly.

Yeah. I'm dying alone.

>>17404159
This is actually my desire as well, but in all honesty, one of the hardest things to obtain.

Not Unicorn-Tier, but just at the tipping point of Snow-Leopard-Tier. On a good day, this would just be Cheetah-Tier

>>17404110
It's kind of true. Women are so demanding and so unwilling to offer anything to men these days, that more and more men are just deciding to check out and play video games / masturbate instead of trying to jump through hoops for a woman who won't even care about us half as much as we're supposed to care for her.

What do I want? A woman who is going to treat our relationship like an equal partnership. IE, she takes some initiative instead of expecting me to do all the work, and she cares about making me happy instead of just judging how happy I make her.
Since that won't happen, fuck it I'll settle DOTA and porn, with an occasional escort

Independance, control, purpose, solitude

I currently have 3 of these, for now...

When it comes to a partner, i'd prefer it if women stayed as far away from me as possible.

The only girls I have ever fallen hard for were in highschool where I was just a wee lad and anime characters / movie characters. Most women today are just too stuck up man with some fucked up goals and desires. 50 shit tests later, my bank account checked and my linkedin profile scrutinized, and all I get is a "sorry I'm busy" twice in a row? I'll pass. Ovetwatch and anime, here I come. You can keep your golden vagina. Sorry.

(I know everyone is different but man, this site seems like the norm nowadays)

>>17404157

Alcohol is a recreational drug, so is cigarettes.

You will be hard-pressed to find a man who doesn't like to tickle his mind and body once in a while, even if just by smoking hookah or drinking a couple of beers

>>17404219
It's funny how many people fail to realize those are considered drugs. I think a lot of people tend to think of illegal drugs when you say the word drugs.

Friends, independence and peace of mind.

>>17404173
You described my recent gf perfectly, don't give up.

>>17404173
so you basically want a fashionable man.

Sex, that's it.

>>17404297
Really, mate? Only sex? Nothing else matters?
So if you were chained in a basement, had to sit there all day with lights off, doing nothing, but a few times a day some girl will come in and ride your dick you'll be happy? You'll feel fulfilled?

The sweet sweet release of death.

>>17404305

As long as I got some food and water as well, I would.

Sitting chained in the basement having sex is better than sitting glued to a chair in a basement not having sex

In a girl, someone who's easy to talk to that I can be 100% honest with, down with cuddles and shit and the occasional sex.

And be pretty too obv

>>17404313
Maybe, but life has a lot more to offer than sitting in a basement chained or glued to a chair.

>>17404081
respect

As a 6'4 225lb 10% bf chad, I want a loyal kinky sex kitten.

My last girl was a lactating fertile muscle slut who begged me to breed her. That is what men want.

>>17404081
Tits.

Also >>17404090

>>17404081
Loyalty.

The same thing that everyone wants. To never have existed, senpai.

Someone I can be 100% honest with. I never want to not be able to say what's in my mind because of fear of mockery.

I want someone that can give me fresh ideas I hadn't though of and someone I can do the same to.

>>17404081
Sex, food and enjoyment.
Unfortunately, woman are attached to sex so we have to deal with them.

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>>17404447
this

Why are you guys even replying to this?

Women don't care about us. We are valueless.

>>17404128
probably a women with that """"""humor"""""" desu

>>17404159
This is unbelievably accurate for me.

>>17404081
Freedom units
Lamborghini
Hollywood Hills
Knowledge

>>17404731
>knowledge
Take a look at this faggot

>>17404758
I know, he can't even fucking spell knawlej correctly.

>>17404226
>It's funny
It's destructive and obnoxious. Society, and the overall social feedback loops present, do little to spur and pressure the layman to develop a more accurate and nuanced view of their reality.

>>17404731
>No garage for your Lamborghini
Get a load of this cuck.

To stay in my room with my computer

>>17404763

And you obviously have that nuanced and accurate view from shitposting on /pol/ while the rest of the "normies" went out and had fun.

Fact is, most great men either drank, smoked, took drugs or all three.

Nowadays I bet you many great men are augumented by stimulants and notropics and their like.
Hell, most all of us ingest cafferine in one way or the other.

>>17404797
>And you obviously have that nuanced and accurate view
Yes, I do. From a hard pharmacological perspective, my view is the one that best describes how things seem to be, and is based on a system that minimizes edge cases and "hazy around the edges" aspects.

>from shitposting on /pol/
I don't post on /pol/.

>act is, most great men either drank, smoked, took drugs or all three.
You're not understanding, all three of those are drug use by any useful definition. Alcohol (ethanol) is a psychoactive compound. You smoke psychoactive compounds. You eat a fucking dried banana, and you're consuming salsolinol and phenylethylamine, which are both psychoactive compounds.

I'm not against drug use, I'm against the common idea of what separates drug from non-drug.

>Hell, most all of us ingest cafferine in one way or the other.
See Anon, we're on the same page all along. Caffeine is a drug.

>>17404831

> See Anon, we're on the same page all along

I have to take my snarky reply back then

You are drier than jerky good sir/madam

Thanks for the banana explanation though, always thought the anarchist cookbook had that messed up

>>17404831
How many bananas do i have to eat to get high? Consider i have an infinitely large disgestive system.

>>17404872
>Thanks for the banana explanation though, always thought the anarchist cookbook had that messed up
There's a bit of conflict in the literature at the moment about if, and under what conditions, R-Salsolinol crosses the blood brain barrier, but it's quite certain that it is readily transported across the intestinal wall and there's a measurable elevation in plasma salsolinol, urinary salsolinol, etc, with dietary intake.

Either way, while it's not well understood yet how it works, I'd say salsolinol and related catecholamine condensates probably do cross the BBB to an extent. Phenylethylamine definitely does, though it's rapidly metabolized.

>>17404890
You'll have to test for yourself, levels vary. Buy some dried banana slices (sliced into discs), or cut and dry some yourself. Eat the result until you feel something (good).

It may be more efficient / enjoyable to eat cacao (cocoa) nibs though.

>>17404081
A women who is enjoyable to be around.

pride & pussy

>>17404081
Mental stimulation, ultimately. Don't try to weasel out of it. Shit Adds Up Like Change.

A good job.
Relaxation after the job.
A woman who won't cheat.

>>17405414
See, men want that, but what they need to is to be beaten into moral submission so they can take orders without questioning them. Orders like "Give it to me."

>>17404081
Cold beer, dick sucked, greasy food

A woman who is actually trustworthy and loyal.

>>17405441
>Trustworthy
>Loyal
You are describing a dog. Try again.

>>17405450
I never said it was realistic

>>17405474
You know, OP didn't specify what we want in what area. So, I'll tell you what men want: We want Power and Control. If there's more to it than that, I draw a blank on it.

>>17404081
>What do men want?
Honestly?

To lead death's charge against a volley of steel and grit, swathing a path of blood and steel across a tapestry of flesh and bone. To ache in my calves and heart as my viscera coated comrades press mercilessly up the slope of a sweat soaked hillock, where the keep of my enemy stands. To hew the timbers of his bulwark, and stare into his eyes with frenzy and jubilation as I take from him everything. To be worshipped as I return with a bounty of riches, to a place where I am smothered in the massive bust of a plump, young maiden, and drowned in the soured perfume of a thousand exotic wines. To be rewarded with the lustful moans of a womanly creature, with wide, motherly hips that gyrate whorishly. To breed and stake claim on every fertile thing between here ragnorak.

>>17405487
Brevity. Men want brevity.

>>17404183
Fuck I feel exactly like you, only that I went into monch mode. I literally wake up at 4:30am every day, workout every day and am super happy.

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>>17405487
You. I like you.

To Become a Legend

>>17404081
Someone who is loyal, level headed, intelligent and has a strong sense of values.

>>17404081
A billion dollars.

>>17404305
I mean.... being chained in the basement as some girls' sex slave actually sounds pretty fucking hot.

From what I've seen, respect and validation. Most men I've really talked to seem like they just want to impress someone, make someone proud.

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>>17404081

Crusade. The return of Christian nations to the hands of good Christian white men. Black people should move back to Africa 2bh.

DEUS VULT

AVE MARIA

Empty balls, full stomach
That's literally all it takes to keep your man happy and women even manage to fuck that up

>>17404145
Literally the same applies for women

Cider, tools staying where I left them, time to whack one off occasionally without being bothered.

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>>17404183

A small girl, with a nice body and a cute face. She dresses modestly and is introverted, but not socially incompetent. She doesn't always wear makeup or perfume, she's just hygienic and reasonably well kept.

She has a decent earning career in mind and can look after herself.

She is generally reserved in public, but shows intense sexual desire in private. She is willing to try anything in bed once, and had some weird kinks of her own.

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>>17406572

>>17404183
stop dating GIRLS and start dating women. Problem solved.

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A rotary engine that revs up to 10k.

Just worship my penis. The more you make me cum, the less other shit you have to do. I don't care if you ever cook or clean or do laundry, just be on my dick constantly and stay as hott as you can. And don't give other guys any attention. You can have friends, but your best friend should be my weiner.

>Be nice
>Be there I guess
>Do things
>don't do to many things that require me to participate
>just things like, in my area
>nice

a gun with a bullet

Someone who would choose me over anyone.

>>17404081
Carton of beer, pack of smokes and to be left the fuck alone after work

>>17407137
>stop dating GIRLS and start dating women.
Nice sentiment and all but the problem is I see women continue with the princess attitude well into their late 20's and on. I'd rather stick with porn and video games rather than try to find the diamond in the rough. College is one hell of a shit show.

>>17404081
There is no truly universal answer to this question. But "to be told where they stand, in plain-spoken language, without any attempts at manipulation or guile" is probably as close as it gets.

>>17406554
Yeah the poster above you sounded sarcastic but really being locked in some girls sex dungeon so she can rape me every day is basically all I want from life

Nothing? What do you mean? Between a woman's legs! #whatdomenwant #shakespeer

>>17404110

>we

Speak for yourself buddy. You don't sound like a man either, just a manchild.

>>17404183

Somehow I doubt you've ever dated more than one girl.

Share my interests, be funny, and dont cheat on me.

Attractive is a bonus, but honestly good taste in art and humor goes much farther.

>>17404145

literally this, everyone else who tries to answer this question is just playing to their own insecurities.

For the racewar to erupt so I can carve a niche in the NWO with my cunning and will to survive, or at the very least serve a higher cause.

Women are stupid and impossible to relate to.

>>17407120
>She is willing to try anything in bed once, and had some weird kinks of her own.
Don't have much issues with the first part but I never had girl tell me about her weird fetishes and stuff.

It'd be nice if women had as much variety in taste, preferences and standards as men. You know like as opposed to none at all.

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>>17404081
2 words:
YOUNG GIRLS

>>17404090

I second this motion.

I love food.

>>17404145
Duh. What a fucking moronic post. Of course it varies, but we're talking about overall trends here. It's not like just because people vary you can't make generalizations about the group that are useful because they hold true in most cases.

>>17404081
A three wolf moon shirt.

A job that doesn't make us hate ourselves. Enough time in the day to do something we enjoy. Some peace and fucking quiet once in a while. A woman (or man, some guys like that shit for some reason) who's gonna appreciate who we are and not try to make us into the idealized fantasy version of ourselves they've cooked up in their head.

Also food, sex and something that makes us feel badass once in a while. Doesn't really matter what it is.

>>17404081
recurring digits.

>>17404183
You're delusional. All women try to please their partners. They might not try on dates as hard, but that's different from actually being with someone.

I want to stop losing my hair.

>>17409098
I wonder what this girl's life is like now. I wonder if she knows that this picture of her has been posted on this site for like 10 years now. I wonder if all her friends know and if it haunts her .

A good cup of coffee, a dog, and a decent days work

I want something productive to obsess over.

>>17407137
this is the most fedora cringy tier advice ever

>>17404081
for a banging hot girl to suck my dick while I play video games.

>>17408095
I've had two girlfriends that were fairly open with their kinks after we had been together a while and encouraged them to let me try what they liked. One was really into latex, and the smell of body odor and stale sex. Another had fantasies of being taken advantage of, forced into having sex, and being penetrated while paralyzed or asleep.

My first girlfriend was pretty vanilla, although she was interested in trying whatever I liked, even though she wasn't very good at most things.

personally i want omnipotence

>>17404081
Someone who likes me the way I like them.

There can be any number of things that make me attracted to a woman. Skin color, eye color, hair color or length, height, size of boobs or butt, personal interests I am flexible on. As long as I feel attraction, and she does too, and we care about each other, I am all good.

I won't settle for less than this though. So I think I'm going to be waiting a while, but that's ok.

>>17404128
Ayyyy i love summer vacation lmao.

>>17407190
my nigga

>>17404081
I want a cute face and a nice butt. Not too fat but I dont mind some chub. A smart, nice and driven girl. Someone with their shit together

>>17404173
>>17404183
This

a gun with a bullet

>>17407710
You're the sort who has no interest in relationships, right?

To die

>>17404081
My belly full and my balls empty.

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>>17410573
this.

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>>17410527
This pyramid tells you if you are a virgin you shouldn't be thinking about morality, self esteem, possession, health, job, family, etc.

>>17409668
Yeah, and then they get self-esteem issues when you don't nut.

>>17404081
Money, vacations, a loaded workshop/garage, and a wife who keeps my stomach full of good food and my balls empty

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>>17411912
I can't comprehend anything here, holy shit.