My dick gets really hard in the morning and I don't want

Go about your morning and take a piss.

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>>17395013
>Take a piss
>Dicks rock solid

>>17395015
It's called morning wood and it's how your body keeps you from wetting the bed at night. Piss and it'll go way almost instantly.

>>17395019
But then he realizes his dick is aiming to the ceiling like a skyscraper and is like "I will piss in my face at this rate" :P

>>17394997
On a serious note if you put your dick in cold water it will go down rather quickly

>>17395019
This guy knows

>>17394997

Morning wood is experienced by every single healthy man in the entire world

It's when you DON'T have an erection in the morning that you should see your doctor, as that would suggest that you are having blood flow issues, or other physical problems.

>All men without physiological erectile dysfunction experience nocturnal penile tumescence [morning wood], usually three to five times during the night
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_penile_tumescence

>>17394997
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>>17394997
Put dick in toaster

>>17394997
Time for a girlfriend.

>>17395345
I dont get morning wood, but I think that's because I masturbate alot, like more than 5 times a day if I have the whole day. I think sometime I just jerk out of boredom .