>tfw want to die but can't kill myself wew lads! pls help

>>17390234
pay someone to smother you in your sleep

Statistically speaking you only have a fifteen percent chance of succeeding in a suicide attempt, and if you survive your life will be changed forever for it. You don't want that. Either you die or you're gonna get fucked up forever.

pay someone to pay someone to smother you in your sleep

Make it look like an accident.

Go postal at a political rally. Try to kill as many people as possible. I'm sure the cops will give you the bullet you desire. Don't puss out make sure you have at least two beers in you, so you don't think twice about popping some heads.

>>17390234
Join the military and let someone else do it for you.

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>>17390234
Become a Waffen SS reenactor and wait for someone to "accidentally" shoot you at an event like that one guy in Texas.