Can I ask my sister if her 5 yr old Can sleep with me in

Probably not.

No you can't

>>17390051
>>17390055
I think you understand, im probably her favorite sibling. She doesn't think im weird at all so why would she question this request?

>>17390060
The more important question is, why do you want that in the first place?

>>17390050
you can tell her to quit being a cockblock

>>17390080
Kek

>>17390050
Like? A sleepover at your separate place? Like to spend time together? Because that isn't that weird.

Or like, you live together and you want her to sleep in your bed? That is weird and you should probably avoid doing that.

yo!
let me up in those little holes

>>17390090
Is it really that weird to want her to sleep in my bed? I'm in highschool soo it wouldn't look weird. What if i just get her to sleep in my bed? She wouldn't be scared right?

>>17390097
please no don't

>I'm in highschool soo it wouldn't look weird.
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>>17390050
You're socially awkward as fuck, aren't you. Let this anon be blunt. If you are male, there is no way to ask without it making you seem like a pedophile. If you're female, go ahead, the double standard is in your favor, as it nearly always is.

>>17390099
What are you soo scared of? I just want her to sleep with me that's all. I'm not punching her or anything.

>>17390050
If you are a guy its out of the question. If a girl I can kinda understand but no non odd way of getting through it.

>>17390103
I'm a guy. I have decent social skills. I know it will seem weird to ask this but I'm hoping he fact that she really like me ( the 5 yr old) and that we are related will make it seem less weird.

Your sister will assume you are a pedo as soon as you pose the question. The idea is abnormal anyways, so no wonder.

>>17390050
How many times are you going to make this thread. Get help.

>>17390112
If she really likes you, she'll ask her mom to sleep in your bed by herself.

>>17390120
Could I kinda convince her indirectly to ask her mom?

>>17390079
I just do...

>>17390129
Not without breathing heavily, I'm sure.

>>17390050

This fucking pedo thread again??? This better be some huge bait.

Take your shit thread to /b fag

>>17390133
What?...

>>17390131
Yeah, but for what reason?

>>17390151
I just want to soo badly . I hate my life but I know there's one thing I like and that's little girls. I don't know why but I do.

>>17390157
Yeah, keep away from little girls please.

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>>17390157
Sorry anon..

The way you worded that, Not even I would trust you..

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>>17390157
>there's one thing I like and that's little girls
Anon...

>>17390180
What do you mean? I wouldn't hurt anyone...

>>17390176
I'm not a danger to anyone...
They just make.me feel good.

>>17390157
Sometimes I feel bad for pedos

>>17390157
I have a nice tutorial I can show you that teaches people how to tie a noose and kick the chair.

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>>17390194
Fuckin christ anon

>>17390194
I bet they do Anon. I bet they do.

>>17390182
Hilariously fitting picture

>>17390194
Anon what the fuck.

>>17390198
What?...

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Well, one way if you REALLY want to do it is to arrange some kind of visit where there are not enough beds, and so you are forced to sleep with the sister and her kid.

Alternatively, since I only really care about American children, a ticket to Cambodia would probably be a better option for you.

>>17390219
>not Thailand

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>>17390225
>Thailand YES

>>17390225
The thais over on /int/ were chatting in a thread about how they had really been cracking down on that activity. Particularly for anon's... rather young, tastes, he probably couldn't find that there.

It's mostly ladyboys (which I would much prefer) and teenage sluts now.

>>17390228
I'm in Thailand right now and I haven't seen a single ladyboy, I think I'm doing something wrong

>>17390129
you belong in a jail

>>17390235
>I'm in Thailand right now and I haven't seen a single ladyboy
Well, you would honestly know better than me (and I hope you have some photos of what you did see), but isn't the point of ladyboys that you don't know until it's time.

>>17390238
I've no idea Anon, can't say it tickles my fancy really. Penises make me drier than the Sahara, on girls more so probably.
If I do run into any I'll be sure to take pics though.

>>17390237
I haven't done anything wrong.

>>17390243
Honestly the only thing I can legit suggest to you is total abstinence from anything related to children, complete isolation from children, and exposure to lots of adult porn.

You will never stop feeling that way but you can feel that way less.

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>>17390157
freak