I need to meet a guy who can coach me on being a sleazeball.

>>17388499
Man whore here.
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
There's minimal intimacy in hook ups and shit gets old real fast.
You sound like a bitter virgin though, and more than likely you project that onto everyone you meet.

>>17388516
You're right, I am a bitter virgin.

Yes, I hear from ppl a lot "smile more". I'm not a happy person and dun have much to smile about. Also I dun do drugs. So........

I mean, can I just attain what I want? Not just live in my own fabricated dream world.

That's it huh?

Anyway I call bullshit on all of that meanwhile crap. I absolutely do not believe it can be done.

Sluts. Manwhores = sluts. Hookers = chicks that can manipulate dudes into paying them.

I dun believe it. Bullshit.

>>17388499
> i dont know anyone having sex 3 times a week
i have had sex 3 times in the last 24h, with my GF.

Just because you dont see something, doesnt mean it doesnt exist. i can tell you a bit, but I'm not a sleezeball myself.
You dont have to sleep around to be accepted into society.

My opinion is:
extroverted guys will always have it easier scoring girls, if you are introverted, you wont change that, but you have other strengths.
laying a lot of chicks mean, you have a pretty low wish for quality.

i cant help you with stripclubs and asian massage parlors, because in my country prostitution is legal but you could probably always just travel to one of those countries to have sex.

I learned most of it from extroverted friends, who are scumbags, that fight outside and inseode of clubs, fuck chicks they met five minutes ago, shady girls without condoms. They hook up at least weekly, cheat when they are in relationships and do hell of a lot of drugs.

but maybe you are not in the rich children clubs like I am

>>17388550
I am quite extroverted. In fact, I would say I am a lot more extroverted than you probably are.

Also, I don't want to sleep around. I just want a goddamn slippery handjob. I don't have time to sit around and watch TV for months on end, and I don't like eating out. When you were having sex 3 times in the last 24 hours I was shitting out all of the vegetarian bodybuilding crap I ate prolly more like 6 times, and ALSO I spent like 4 hours at the gym when you were asleep after jerking off. I call bullshit on you. Also I work two fuckn jobs, like 80 hours a week because my fucking student loans are astronomical and my job dun pay shit.

How much are you? What do you do? How much do you have in the bank? How many times have you been to Tokyo? How hot are you, how tan? How much do you work out? Seriously, lay me out here. I am flat out calling you a liar.

>>17388580
What a faggot

>>17388580
im in the rich kids club here in europe, last year of medschool, no student loan dont have to work at all. Doing my doctorial thesis right now.
I have about 12k euro in savings and will inherit housing worth about 1M euro from my parents, which on it's own has basically all my retirement secured.
Not interested in tokyo (no weaboo) but have been to Bejing and Thailand.
/soc/ rated my face 7-8.5/10, working outside gives me quite some tan, but I dont have arab or mexican genes, so not too much
working out two times a week but doing sportive activities all week (biking climbing, mountain hiking, jogging, woodwork)
not skinny, no sixpack but sqatting 160lbs easily for workout.

I dont know you, so cant say, how extroverted you are and doesnt matter to me. But it seems like you are pretty desperate for that handjob, which on it's own isnt a thing that will help you. just try online hooking up with tinder or shit, aim for fucking them on the first few dates and if they decline settle for a HJ

>>17388580
An extroverted loser asshole is still a loser asshole.

I doubt you even have friends, and you wonder why you can't get a girlfriend?

As far as paying someone to touch your dick, have you ever heard of google? Whores and massage parlors advertise. Find one, go get your handjob.

Or wait, aside from being an asshole loser, you don't have the balls to leave your house without someone holding your hand right?

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>>17388499

It sounds to me that you're already pretty skilled at being a dumb piece of shit. I don't think coaching is your problem so much as finding other pieces of shit to socialize with.

You guys are calling me a loser and piece of shit. All I'm getting out of that is "wow you're right I lie about all of my sex on 4chan and to everyone i know and I don't do anything about changing it. Wow you honestly do more than me but instead of trying to help it or push up I will just ostracize you and call you a dumb piece of shit". I've heard it before. Unlike 99.999999% of ppl on here, I'm not looking for an argument. Honestly I'm not even trying to one up or shut down someone that's doing a fuck of a lot better than me.

You see, the big difference here is I WANT to find someone doing a lot better than me, willingly "become beta" as u all say, follow them around and learn. Also, I said I work 80 hours a week and spend like 3-4 hours at the gym everyday so... obviously I'm not "afraid to leave my house". Sorry, you're a dumbass that just prattles off the same insults to everyone you know. You sound like my mom. Back at you, loser.

Anyway, medschool and inheriting a house and money is not the topic. I'm looking to weed out the liars and find a true sleazeball who knows how to find good escorts, get pampered at strip clubs and Asian massage parlors, and get laid in one night at the bar. NOT BUY FUCKING COKE. I need a teacher not only so I can get in there, but also so I know what to avoid and so I don't waste all my time and money buying chicks drinks and then end up with a dumbass sloppy drunk who smells like she halfway shit her pants with some emo notebook with "poems" on like two pages, OR going to a strip club and blowing through hundreds of dollars on a hot stripper and getting nothing but words out of it then being sent on a wild goose chase carousel ride through all the other fucking strippers in the club before shell talk to me again... or getting a fucking terrible cold from the fucking scumbag heroin addict stripper, or getting fucking bedbugs from the fucking chair in the private room. These are problems

>>17388499
>All this crap on the internet about couples having sex 3 times a week as the norm is crap, lies and deception.
On average, a modern-day couple has sex about 2 - 4 times a week. But I read that study all the way back in 2006.

>I don't know a single person that is getting laid regularly, not one.
That could easily just be the people you know and/or the regions you're in. Not the average bumbling bubblefuck.

>>17388499
>But somehow, the world has cut off the notion of sex in preference of fucking cocaine. Dumbasses!
You are letting your surroundings affect you way too much. One night stands and bar hook ups are easy, and in my experience strip clubs are typically frequented by businessmen in their 30s-40s. And seriously? Asian massage parlor? Life's not a porno dude.

>In my perspective, women and gay guys have white men punked so bad to the point that we HAVE to lie about getting laid just to be accepted into society

It's really weird to see people blaming women and gays for something for which the same exact behavior only a few years ago was clearly caused by competition with other men for social status.

...Just some friendly advice from another straight white male who wasn't very good at getting laid and then figured out how to do it: blaming other people for your problems won't change anything for you, but applying intelligence to the problem can.

Problems that I want to avoid.

If it's impossible to ACTUALLY and TRULY become a sex beast as a male because the females only want a whipped coke addict dog, and 99.99999% of the male's ARE whipped dumbasses that sound like mommy's perfect little boy who hates his daddy and hates all men and willingly emasculates himself and tears down all other males just so his mommy can be queen, then fine. So be it. Hell if I care, what do I have to lose. I don't have any kids, and I don't want to procreate in a society like that and feed that kind of machine anyway. I'll just keep working and going to the gym and paying my student loans. Do you want to take THAT away from me too, mommy's boy? Ur a dumbass.

Honestly I've been looking for this kind of thing for so long and found nothing I don't think I'll find anything anytime soon. But it would be cool if I did.

>>17388499
If you want something take it. The only thing you want is RAGE.

>>17389377
>If it's impossible to ACTUALLY and TRULY become a sex beast as a male because the females only want a whipped coke addict dog, and 99.99999% of the male's ARE whipped dumbasses that sound like mommy's perfect little boy who hates his daddy and hates all men and willingly emasculates himself and tears down all other males just so his mommy can be queen, then fine.
Read that sentence out loud. Now please, tell me, is it really a fucking shock women won't get in bed with you?

>>17389375
Yes, applying intelligence, right.

So, I'm dealing with a situation where I have boundaries. Time, money, and population. It would be great if I had the time to frequent bars and meetup groups, but I'm 32 and just don't. I've spent time doing that and it usually doesn't lead anywhere. Everyone at 32 is married and most chicks are in cliques and not looking to just hook up. Sometimes you find a drunk slob at the bar, but it's not really worth it.

You say life is not a porno... look at how much porn there is on the net. It's flooded. Obviously chicks are willing to have sex for money. That is a legality issue. Anyone know anything about that? Making amateur porn?

back when I was getting laid all the time (girlfriend now, although I dabble) here's how I did it:

not by strip clubs and massage parlors, what the fuck? I just met normal people and acted normal. Strip clubs and prostitutes are literally for people who have to make up for their personal flaws with money. I can't imagine it's all that fun, getting fucked because you're an appealing person is a crucial part of the experience.

my suggestion then is self-improvement. But you probably won't be able to do it because you're rich and don't have the tools to be disciplined.

>If you don't even want to bother, then in order to find someone who's into sleazy shit, go make friends where sleazy shit happens, dumbass.

>>17389384
Do you want my honest answer? No it's not a shock. I feel that way in response to how society had become.

I spent 8 years getting a master's degree in engineering from a good school, was really diligent, worked all through college, and didn't get laid. Now I have no choice but to work like a bastard to pay those loans. Fine, I knew that going in. But yes, you're right, I lost all my friends because they all became drunks who just sit around drinking and watching TV with their wives or just get drunk and get really gay. Fine, sure, no problem, but I don't want to get drunk and watch TV I want a fucking handjob and I don't want to feel guilty about it.

I am SURE there is some easy way to do this that I'm not seeing, but I don't know anyone that has the priorities I have. I do t know WHY I am the outsider, I thought it was normal to want to have sex as a male, but such is the US in 2016.

>>17389411
I'm not that rich. I have a lot of money in the bank because I don't spend it and don't have time to spend it.

I don't know how to self improve any more. I work all the time, I workout every day, I tan, I think about politics and art and the future a lot, I am REALLY hygienic, I poop multiple times a day... I need an attitude adjustment? Dude most people come at me all angry when I'm just minding my own business. Whatever.

AGAIN, I'm not looking to get involved in drama... I dont have time for that right now. I am honestly thinking like, people that know a cam girl or a stripper who will give me my handjob if I take her out on a date and don't act like retard. Like a smurfette, literally that. Yes, I'm willing to pay or have it filmed or trade for it or whatever. I just need to get into a circle like that.

All the people block me out and keep me away from the girls they know because I'm quite radical. Yes, I know that, I don't want to be involved with a hippy emo housewife anyway. I'm thinking like, an Asian masseuse or a hot stripper or can girl for one time, then I can go back to working like a bitch until a few months later.

>>17389346
if you want quick and easy sex, just go to large parties, dressed well (or if you are fit enough something that shows that) look out for drunk girls that stroll around alone, talk to them, dont let them get sobber. then take them home to their place, fuck them and leave. There you have it. easy as pie, slightly illegal in murica but should work great.

>>17389377
>who hates his daddy and hates all men and willingly emasculates himself and tears down all other males
>99.99999% of the male's ARE whipped dumbasses
so you say, women like unmanly people that disregard all other real males, as you are doing right here. but you are still not getting laid? maybe you are just plain wrong, otherwise girls would have to be flocking around you.