Never been drunk before

Getting drunk intentionally is not a very good idea. But don't worry, you won't say anything stupid if you aren't stupid already.

>>17386526
Is staying with one of the fraternity brothers overnight a good way to earn brownie points with them or will I just be a burden on them

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>>17386518
OP I had this exact delima about a year ago, here are some general tips and pointers.

- Eat a heavy meal before drinking
- Understand the drink conversions 1 beer = 1 shot
- You metabolize about 1 drink an hour so if you have 3 drinks over 3 hours you won't be drunk.
- Start off slow
- I would stop around 5 or 6 drinks for your first time, stop sooner if you feel like you are getting too drunk.

>>17386957
>>17386518
how about both of you morons just stop overthinking it and get drunk prior to get some experience? generally, everyone has embarrasing/shitty drunk experiences when they first start drinking

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>>17386957
> 5-6 for your first time
Top zoz I went all out and did 11 shots in 30 min.
I then drank about a gallon of water
I was fine the next day

Honestly don't freak out so much about it, if you have any friends at all they've all done stupid shit drunk and forgiven each other a bunch of times already.
But yeah drink lots of water and don't drink too fast. You're not going to turn into a monster just because you're drunk even if you're not careful, at worst you'll make a pass at someone, puke on someone's shoes and then pass out. All forgivable and later, funny.

I got drunk for the first time last night.
90 proof liqour, 3 glasses
I told some people I loved them and made lots of great posts on 4chan.
Now I feel extremely sick.

>>17386531
Drink with friends that won't judge you first and learn your limits or your gonna be a burden. Fuckin hate new drinkers