Tanning Thread

>>17381394
Git gud anon

>>17381394
Just get a spray tan. You're risking skin cancer by doing this. Also, uv is the main cause of wrinkles.

And, in some countries it's 'beautiful' to be pale. I love my milky white skin!

>>17381394
Just find reasons to be outside. A friend's pool, mowing your grandmother's lawn, running, literally anything that will put you in the sun for a few more hours per week.

Be sure you practice proper skincare whole doing this, though.

Alternatively there are skin darkening lotions you can get. Be sure you use gloves so you don't get extremely dark hands while applying it though.

>>17382895
I go on runs, it doesnt seem to help much
>>17382229
Im not really trying to do it for anyone else but myself, when i look down at my pasty white arm it just looks disgusting to me, i can't explain why.

Also I didn't want to use skin darkening lotions or spray tans cause I'm a dude and idk, I just thought those werent the types of things men use

>>17383481
Then order it online under a fake name, lock it in a safe and bury it. Only dig it up at 3 am on the second and fourth Tuesdays of each month, and hide in your crawlspace while you apply it.

Maybe then nobody will know how much of a faggot you are.

OP, I feel your pain: I go from pasty white in the winter to pasty white with sunburns in the summer.

It still beats being an orange skin, though

#white people problems