My brother smokes and my parents aren't doing anything about it, what's the best way to ruin his cigarettes other than directly destroying them? I'm thinking about taking a shit and coating the tip of each with my ass before wiping them putting them all back into the pack as if nothing happened.
What are worse things that won't be physically harmful?
well that's perverted. what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>17378882
>What are worse things that won't be physically harmful?
Minding your own fucking business and let your brother start smoking and possibly quit smoking without your meddling.
>>17378882
Are you 12?
>>17378900
It's my own family name and reputation on the line, I lose credibility as a person the more he fucks up.
>>17378937
22, he's 18
>>17378947
Well you're acting like a 12 yr old. It's his choice, he's an adult.
>>17378947
>It's my own family name and reputation on the line, I lose credibility as a person the more he fucks up.
No it isn't and no you don't.
And if he's 18, he's old enough to legally purchase and consume tobacco so he isn't breaking the law.
Stop being an asshat.
>>17378882
Put a fire cracker in the cigarette. It probably won't make him quit but it'll be a good laugh.
Just talk to him about it, be rational, use logic. Let him how big of a waste of money it is.
From personal experience, most people don't quit when asked to. Best you can ask for is that he'll eventually drop the habit
You should smoke too OP. Be sure to say it's because your brother turned you onto to them. Classic guilt trip.
>>17378882
let him smoke you dumb fuck
mind your own business