I'm thinking of buying a pocket pussy or onahole. Can someone redpill me on these things? Which ones are good? Which ones suck? Should I get a cheap one?
>>17378640
Don't own one, but everyone I've talked to who does says they're exciting for a day or two and then you just go back to your hand.
They look painful. I can't imagine whatever they're made of feels like skin or anything good. Hell from a distance they look like rubber.
>>17378643
This pretty much. The setup required is also a pain. You gotta get the thing warm, lube it up and clean it out afterwards. Not to mention its loud as fuck if you live with roommates or parents.
>>17378640
better this than wanting to hook up with a trap and hit ass
Well, the REDpill is that these were invented by the jews to discourage you from meeting women so that those women would instead choose interracial partners
The bluepill is that nothing matters so long as what you're doing feels good, even if it's ripping your dick apart with a rubber tube for a few moments of pleasure
Choose wisely
buying one of these automatically disqualifies you to make a thread about being a lonely virgin in your 30s, because you've given up
>>17378640
Don't buy one of these pieces of crap.
Just shell out the money and buy a Tenga flip hole. Easier to clean and discreet design makes it far superior.
I used to have a fleshlight, but those were way harder to clean. Not worth it, in my experience.
Ignore the "50 uses" warning. Wash and dry it out after use (just some water) and it'll last far longer.
>>17378640
go to a massage parlor
>>17378640
>Can someone redpill me on ______
reddit is that way chum