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Mkay people,
serious /adv/ needed here.
Used to come to this site pretty regularly when I was much younger.
In 2008 I was sort of living out of a backpack for a while. I used to have this zen mp3 player with an SD card slot. That was my primary electronic device, since my laptop was with my parents.
Every time I was on my laptop I would browse /b/, and being 19, downloading a bunch of retarded pictures. Weird shit I thought was funny, hot or plain weird enough to be saved.
Those pics ended up on the sd card.
Now, 8 years later that SD card was still flying around my place.
This week my girlfriend went on a short trip with her Mom (who loves to take and edit holiday photos) and sent me a text today saying:
"I think I took your SD card, it's way too small and I can't see the pictures on it."
I don't remember exactly what I had on that SD card, probably porn, weird hentai, weird gifs, I don't fucking know, I was 19. Picture all the shit you've seen on this site, you feel kind of guilty about and you don't want anyone to know you've looked at.
So there it is. That's my problem. What the fuck do I do?
Thought about buying a ticket and 'surprising' her. Then finding an excuse to swap cards.
Thought about denying it's my card. It's a friends card, no idea what's on it, forgot about it long ago.
Thought about saying it's really personal stuff and I would appreciate it if she didn't try to look at it.
And last but not least, don't do anything, let her mom find that shit on the card when they get home, or let my girlfriend find the shit when she's randomly checking it on somebody's laptop or some shit and then brace for the shitstorm that will, no doubt end in her leaving.
Fuck guys. Feels pretty bad to fuck up like this.
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Think of all the vintage memes on that thing. TOUCHDOWN THURMAN THOMAS
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>>17320425
>Ew anon Wtf is all this?
>Shit from /b/ that I liked when i was a teenager
>Oh lol
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>>17320448
Worth saving for sure. More curious about the porn though.
I remember beastiality used to big back in the day.
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>>17320465
>I remember beastiality used to big back in the day.
You deserve this to happen since you are into interracial shit
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>>17320465
I wish I hadn't thrown away my old laptop in 2009 had so many good memes and screen caps I haven't seen since. Gone, like tears in the rain.
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>>17320456
Yea, she gets kind of crazy about me looking at other women. So, there's that. And
>>17320465
it might be pretty weird porn, so there's that on top then.
Also, it will most definitely be her mom who'll be taking the SD card home to add to her family photo collection.
I could probably play it off as cool, but shit people, I'll never hear the end of it.
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>>17320473
kek
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>>17320501
Then just tell her that it's from a long time ago and you thought you got rid of it.
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Maybe just tell her the truth. That's what i would do. "Hey that SD has some fucked up shit I downloaded from the internet years ago, don't open it, it's really awful stuff. Seriously fucking trust me, YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT STUFF"
I kinda used a warning like this when my ex wanted to go on /b/ and see what it was all about.
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>>17320509
Fucking hell guys, it's a good plan but she'd get all nervous, thinking I'm hiding shit from her.
Might even think I'm cheating on her. She can get fucking nuts sometimes, but I really love her and look at me, getting advice from 4chan.
Would love to salvage this relationship.
I guess if you boil it down, there's only two options.
Either I own up to it, ask her not to look at it and hope she doesn't.
Or I deny knowing anything about it and hope she doesn't look at it either.
Either way, if she looks at it, or her mom for that matter, it's probably over.
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